theshowco I mean... I don't know what that figure looks like to you, but... Do we actually need a third image? You may be transgendered, but there are still only two genders. I don't care which you choose -- be what makes you happy! That being said, I don't feel like we need to be inventing new likenesses and symbols. I'm happy with the text, it's just the imagery. What do you think? 2d

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theshowco It took an emergency landing to confirm what Sally had known all along... Dad really did love the new baby more than his daughter. #safetycardsnipe #southwestairlines #737-300 2d

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theshowco Quoth the dentist: "No Novocain this time. It'll be just a quick drilling. 30 seconds, I swear." #15minuteslater #drillsergeant #highpaintolerance 2w

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theshowco So long, Portland. Deuces! 🏼️ Next stop! 2w

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theshowco Roasted carrot with burdock purée and dill-chive oil. Eat your heart out, Vegans. Wait... No, maybe don't do that. It wouldn't be Vegan. #vegandegustation #bestcarrotihaveeverhad #wehavefarmspirit 2w

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theshowco Toasting our successful run the Portland way... with Pinot Noir from a can. #adultjuice #juicecan #threedaystilsun 2w

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theshowco Dear young future stage managers. Yes, you get to run the show (eventually). But what they don't tell you in school is that many of your most important days will be spent in surroundings like this, shuttling artists in and out of airport lines and paying their baggage fees at the check-in desk while cranky passengers in line behind you with their yappy dogs complain that people flying to Moscow should be using the international terminal, which is when you're expected to hold your tongue, else you would tell them that (a) international flights that start with a domestic leg are actually considered domestic flights when you check in, and (b) that Portland is an international airport, but doesn't have an international terminal. This is what stage managing is really about - getting your people from gate to gate, from city to city, and from cue to cue. 2w

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theshowco Curtain down, EMPiRE. Farewell friends! 3w

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theshowco This Uber driver knows how to satisfy all the Portland potheads. #ubermunchies #pdxpotheads #snackattack 3w

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theshowco Getting a serious racist vibe in this bar. Damn, Portland. #whiterussians #darkrummatters #southerndiscomfort 3w

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theshowco Finally visiting this fine establishment. #alifetimeofbooks #booksfordays #booksforcenturies #portlandoregon 3w
  •   rosexleon Brilliant one 3w
  •   leadlikeagirl I ️ that place so much!!!!!! 3w
  •   theshowco @leadlikeagirl I accomplished my goal of coming out with only ONE book. Given two HOURS in there, it was anything but easy!!! 3w
  •   leadlikeagirl I am impressed with your will power!!! I did not fare so well on my trip!! Haha!! 3w

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theshowco As a courtesy to other diners, please disable your cell phone's ring. Excellent. That being said, how does one refrain from wearing a strong fragrance to the restaurant once they have already arrived?! #commoncourtesy #courteouspdx #portlandoregon 3w

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theshowco ASM Michael-James calling a tough act for the first time. Like a Boss. 4w

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theshowco Hey! Look what I found in Portland! #thebookofmormon #hasadigaeebowai 4w

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theshowco There are things we take for granted. Like knowing what's wrong with this image when @missktg attempts to brew a pot of coffee for the first time. After 10 minutes went by, she complained about the coffee taking so long to brew. I came around the corner to find this. Fair enough. It isn't that obvious. 1mon

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theshowco Portland's just so friendly... Everywhere you go, some nice stranger has paid it forward so that you can take care of your train manicure. 1mon

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theshowco One can only presume this warning appears because someone tried to go down the slide whilst smoking their cigarette. Second hand smoke kills, people. #safetycardsnipe #southwestairlines #737 1mon

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theshowco So this is what happens when @mustardh8tr and @marinachristi both recommend the same place. Thanks for the recommendations, ladies! 1mon

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theshowco This ridiculousness is a Pancake Flight, just like a beer flight. From left to right: sweet potato, blueberry with lemon, and pineapple upside down pancakes. Thanks for the incredible breakfast recommendation @mustardh8tr -- I'll call this one sweets and smiles. #pancakeporn #brunchwithbae #snoozeameatery 1mon

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