theshowco Ran into @mjgg999 in San Antonio! You meet the craziest people in San Antonio and Michael-James is no exception. 2d

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theshowco I was supposed to remember something, but I can't remember what. Oh - I know! It was to book a room at the Marriott looming over The Alamo.
#nobasementinthealamo #weveforgotten #exceptfortexans
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  •   marypaulanka I live so close to the Alamo! I actually live in Alamo Heights of San Antonio 😬😬 2d
  •   theshowco Whaaaaaaat?! Are you there this week? 2d
  •   marypaulanka Yah!! Whatchu doing in San Antonio?? 2d

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theshowco Now that's an uncommon lineup. 3d
  •   imkjac Whitesnake!!!! 3d
  •   theshowco Better head to Texas, @imkjac !!! 3d
  •   imkjac Haha. Don't think I'll be traveling that far for a Whitesnake concert! 2d

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theshowco If you're versed in the dark arts or related to Ron Weasley, simply gesture for the emergency exit to open. #expeliarmus @southwestair #safetycardsnipe #737700 4d
  •   tristatratos Southwest really shouldn't assume everyone is comfortable with wand-less magic 4d

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theshowco @southwestair recommends that you celebrate pulling down the life raft with a little celebratory "running man" dance! You've earned it! #safetycardsnipe #737800 4d

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theshowco If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son... #lemonade 6d
  •   missktg Ps.thanking for "shouting" me Lemonade bae 🏽 6d

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theshowco What happens when you're able to get the Apple App Store to release the update to your app on the same day that Game of Thrones starts its new season. 🗡 #backstageapps #smbox #gameofthrones 1w

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theshowco Okay, they definitely get points for creativity. 1w

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theshowco Oh Colorado. It's April. #letitsnow 1w

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theshowco This restaurant in Kansas says it's okay to bring your gun inside. Got a tank? It can come inside too! #hownice #problemsyoudidntknowexisted #notinkansasanymore #ohwaityesiam
PS: The food was nice; I was just a little concerned about artillery fire.
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theshowco Had a chance to hang out with one of my favorite people last night. Too many good memories, @magicshel2 1w

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theshowco Everything's up to date in Kansas City. Yes, they've gone about as far as they can go. #willparkerwouldbehappy #missourilovescompany 1w

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theshowco Something strange about this place... #missourilovescompany 2w

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theshowco If the big sign didn't get their attention... But nice try! #reallyyagottastop #prettyplease #missourilovescompany 2w

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theshowco We want to open a Titanic exhibit, but how do we let people know? #nailedit #surrealbranson #missourilovescompany
PS: If you think about it, the iceberg is really just not an appropriate addition. If we hung a plane off the side of a WTC shaped museum, there would be hell to pay.
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theshowco How do we let people know that we sell Italian food? #nailedit #surrealbranson #missourilovescompany 2w
  •   spatts58 That's a spicy meatball 2w

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theshowco Nothing to see here... Just a patriotic chicken hawking his family members for lunch. #surrealbranson #bigchicken #missourilovescompany 2w

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theshowco So my friend took me here for dinner... The Home of Poor English.

This place is apparently legendary, but the inability to realized that Throwed isn't a word was pretty tough to reckon with. I mean, I get it... The Home of Thrown Rolls might be confused as The Home of Throne Rolls which leads to more confusion.

Beyond that, yes, they pelt rolls at people at insanely high velocities. It was like eating dinner at the receiving end of a shooting gallery.

#missourilovescompany #rollcall #dodgingdinner
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  •   leadlikeagirl That was my favorite place to go when I flew missions from Ft. Campbell, KY. Bad English & all...we loved those throwed rolls!! 2w

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theshowco What'd you do in Missouri? Oh, you know, visit a serious steel shop. #instavague #missourilovescompany 2w

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