therobotarmy Wedding number two. #crushedit #husbandandwife 11h
  •   ejatzlau Damn straight you crushed it!! 10h

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therobotarmy According to #urbanlegend there's a group of rogue crappers out there that are victimizing innocent turd layers in the name of a false god... and there's only one man that can stop them. #toiletpunisher #nottobemistankerfortoiletplunger #poopjoke #lowbrow 2d
  •   forbrevity That sounds like a messy battle. 13h

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therobotarmy The Robot Factory. Complete with a supervising #Mabel. #therobotarmy #specialized 3d

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therobotarmy "I wrapped your love around me like a chain, but I never was afraid that it would die. You can dance in a hurricane, but only if you’re standing in the eye." - Brandi Carlile #TheFireWatchersDaughter #BrandiCarlile #therobotarmy #robots 3d

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therobotarmy Drinking and drawing and listening to a good friend @diamonddogsnyc is probably one of my favorite things. PC: @kaitmcmurdo 4d

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therobotarmy Today is the 10th anniversary party for #TheSparrowTavern in my hometown of #Astoria, Queens. They asked me if I would do a #robot for the beer board. I was honored to be a part of a special night for a very special place to me. I've met Jodie Foster here, I've met the incredible people that put me on TV when I was a shitty stand up comedian here. I've made horrible decisions, as well as life long friends that I consider family here. This place has introduced me to people that have inspired and pushed me into being a better person and artist. My early years in NY were the hardest for me because I hadn't found my people. That all changed the day I walked into The Sparrow Tavern. #meetmeatthebird 6d

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therobotarmy #regram from @alysongilles Philosophical discussion over Oreos and cold pizza. #Gibson #Family #FTW 6d

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therobotarmy #Happy. Photo cred: Gibson #nephew @alysongilles 1w

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therobotarmy Hello DC! #schwing 1w

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therobotarmy "A hundred miles on the other side of lonesome, a hundred miles past anything called fair. All I know is I could drink an ocean of whiskey if I can't see her again." #Lucero #therobotarmy #diamonddogsnyc 1w

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therobotarmy Drinking and drawing #robots at my new local spot. So stoked for my boys @el0lzovic and @smoocher69 they got it right. @diamonddogsnyc 1w

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therobotarmy There's nothing like a 5 A.M. wake up call from a racoon ransacking your apartment. Mabel The Wonder Cat politely escorted the curious creature back outside like a bad ass bouncer. Now if I can just get her use her thumbs to hold the dust pan while I sweep up the mess. ‪#‎wildlifewednesday‬ #mabesearnedherkeep 2w

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therobotarmy Forty Ounces to Freedom. #mabelmonday 2w

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therobotarmy Went downstairs to grab my bike and go for a ride when I found a package sent from my Aunt and Uncle in Idaho. They sent me a Guardian Bell to ward off the evil bike Gremlins, as well as some primo Idaho catnip for Mabel. #feelingloved 2w

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therobotarmy How can you not make #Morrissey into a #Dayofthedead #robot? Hashtag duh. 2w

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therobotarmy Look at all the reposts! Someone is going to win an original! If you haven't entered, you've still got time. I'll be doing the drawing around 6pm est. So hurry! #cincodemabel 3w

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therobotarmy In honor of Cinco De Mabel, I'm giving away an original drawing. All you have to do to win is this: copy and repost this picture add the hashtag #cincodemabel and #therobotarmy to it and tag it with @therobotarmy. Make sure you're following too. At the end of the day today Mabel and I will pic a winner. Thanks! 3w

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