therealalferdpacker Away day number 2 - Dundee United vs Celtic #awaydays 20h

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therealalferdpacker What a ruddy marvellous football day this has been! 🌞🌞🌞 #aufc #awaydays 2d

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therealalferdpacker GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!! 'mon the honest men!
#ayrunited 4 #stirlingalbion 0
#aufc #awaydays
2d

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therealalferdpacker ...We are Ayr, Super Ayr, no-one likes us, we don't care, we hate killie... #aufc #ayrunited #roadtrip 2d

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therealalferdpacker ...next I'm going to install an app to show me how fat this app is going to make me :-( 1w

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therealalferdpacker The secrets of the dinosaurs explained... They all died out after being left out in the garden while the grass was being cut 1w

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therealalferdpacker Stop talking about American things and let's watch the best film ever made ...Tonight's Bond instalment with @therealfrankmorris is... #thespywholovedme #bond #jamesbond #007 #rogermoore #heswithalady #knecking #clangclangalangalangalangalangalang 2w

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therealalferdpacker Ull innit 2w

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therealalferdpacker But just as he planned to begin on his feast,
From out of a ditch rose a horrible beast.
It was tall, dark and sticky, ​and feathered and furred.​ ​
It had four frightful heads, it had wings like a bird.
And its terrible voice,​ ​when it started to speak,
Was a yowl and a growl and a croak and a shriek.
It dripped and it squelched as it strode from the ditch,
And it said to the dragon, “Buzz off! – THAT’S MY WITCH!”
3w

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therealalferdpacker Another day out with the kids at the #roomonthebroom nature tail at Anglers Country Park, Wakefield. 3w

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therealalferdpacker I made authentic new orleans #gumbo - from scratch!... it took 3hrs and it tastes THE BALLS!!! 3w

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