therealalferdpacker #haggisinahurry ...my tea takes sixty seconds to cook? Alternatively just pump the cholesterol straight into my veins and cut out the middle man #mysterymeat 2d

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therealalferdpacker Avoided the sun all day before taking a trip out to the marina in the rain. Said hello to the #bumstatue 🌞 2w

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therealalferdpacker Our center parcs wildlife chalkboard list #woodpecker #greattit #pteradactyl 4w
  •   rushtonrich Number 26 prefers the term "African American Headed Gull" 4w
  •   therealalferdpacker @rushtonrich true, I did call it a chalkboard after all. Plus I may get reported as it says tits a good four or five times 4w

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therealalferdpacker Not the best life model, he was a bit wooden 4w

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therealalferdpacker Poory Flappilroy 4w

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