theonion All Of Child's Fondest Memories Times When Dad Trying To Make Up For Things #TheOnion 1d

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theonion #Obama Lays Out Plan To Achieve Lasting Peace Talks In Middle East #TheOnion 2d

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theonion Parents Of Crying #Child Must Not Be Any Good #TheOnion 6d

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theonion Report: It Apparently Time In Conversation To Smile, Laugh #TheOnion 7d

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theonion #Baltimore Residents Urged To Stay Indoors Until Social Progress Naturally Takes Its Course Over Next Century #TheOnion 1w

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theonion Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He's Dine With It For Night #TheOnion 1w

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theonion Man Proud Of #Food He Ordered #TheOnion 1w

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theonion Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled #TheOnion 1w

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theonion #Content Writer Awkwardly Shows Parents Around Website Where He Works #TheOnion 2w

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theonion Houseguest Asks If Host Has Blanket That's Never Been Washed He Can Use #TheOnion #local 2w

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theonion Encouraging U.S. Department Of Labor Reminds #Job Seekers About All The Dumbfucks Out There #TheOnion #news 2w

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theonion Relationship Reaches Point Where Breaking Up, Getting Married Would Be Equally Huge Hassle #TheOnion #dating 2w

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theonion Hand Gestures Transform Friend's Story Into Immersive Virtual Reality Experience #TheOnion 2w

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theonion Plan For Future Still Involves Drumming For Lifehouse #TheOnion 2w

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theonion Cute 8-Year-Old Starting To Realize How Much Better She Is Than Ugly Girls #TheOnion #news #local 3w

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theonion Full report at onion.com/insta 3w

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theonion Full report at onion.com/insta 4w

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