thelizcarey @bleedforthis sent me a clip of the movie they are editing that my tits and hair are in. I wish I could show it to you but you will have to wait . It's gonna be really great . It's just me bragging about myself and eating Girlscout cookies today so.....Come at me people. I make out with Miles Teller hope we need to reshoot that. 2h
  •   angelatrimbur Yes baby yes 2h
  •   prawnjalina Awwww - sweet 2h
  •   balletbodies We worked hard on those tits and abs in the ballet studio. #proud 2h
  •   queenbeesanders Damn 1h
  •   hiedilorraine I shall be using "bragging about myself" in future resumes. Thank you Liz, for the inspiration, the literature, the philosophy, the free self help, parenting advice, the toilet porn and the tips on cheap out-of-country prescription drugs. You are the wind beneath our wings when we are bored in traffic, in the potty and when waiting for drinks at the bar. xoxoxo 1h

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thelizcarey Mornin at @jhonimarchinko well I God damn ordered these for us weeks ago for Ash Wednesday and they show up today ? I will have it dropped off by a white dove look out for it .. Also I notified a priest about you weeks ago and not a soul answered back
#journey#theband#notaspirtualquestjesus
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thelizcarey Sorry. It's hard I feel like I understand hummingbirds though... They cruise up they wanna hang for a second and it's so pretty then they fuck off so fast . U know ? It's rude . The moral of this is that hummingbirds are asssholes. 23h

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thelizcarey Dinosaur Jr. home from school today.
He is also up for a daytime Emmy
1d

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thelizcarey If your gonna call my landline this late ima need more details . 2d

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thelizcarey Oh @seaandspell can u hand me a drink ? And @jaimejohnsonny can u make this look really casual ? The rain is nice to listen to but I am kinda missing the sun 🌞 2d

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thelizcarey I think we all know this asshole in the group they are magic 2d

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thelizcarey We need a shit ton more drinks . Happy birthday @chelseahandler 3d

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thelizcarey Pants off Saturday morning @frankierayder you were really unclear to be honest as to when we should put pants back on ?ma can you call me. 4d

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thelizcarey Guys anyone wanna make a run to the Grove? Abercrombie and fuck are having a sale and I heard they have skirts SHORTER than this ? I don't wanna miss out and I need to update #fucktard 5d

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thelizcarey Thanks @internetfamous dropped Waylon off. I'm waiting for him to post his first Instagram and Facebook post and pretty sure we will do this instead of fourth grade and everyfuckthing else 5d

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thelizcarey I mean why is this sooo hard to achieve ?
Ugh.
I had toast and beer for lunch so I guess I could self reflect now .
6d

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thelizcarey Lizbian
This just might be fuckin easier ?
@katinabananana
7d

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thelizcarey Don't be jelly. Stoked to call Mark later. He left this woodblock on my window so that's chill. I snorted the rest of the bag and assume this is my Cinderella shoe! Luck be a lady today on Gower. 1w

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thelizcarey I have Woman Crush Wednesday on all the people that make this kids life so fuckin rad....I couldn't name all of you . Some of you are way too cool to even be on this shit . They say it takes a village to raise a kid . They are right. We live in the best village of people and if you know me than you know how grateful I am for you in this past couple of weeks.You all have added so much to make this kid so special . I am the luckiest girl alive 1w

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thelizcarey Booked myself a double session. Fuck it might go all night. Fuck it might cure myself tonight. 1w

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thelizcarey I don't know who is in the drivers seat somedays....I ️this kid so hard 1w

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thelizcarey Waylon and Patricia 2006
We woke us up to this . Lucky kid has a fairy godmother ... Lord knows he will need it ! Congrats to this magic lady we love you so.......
1w

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