thelizcarey TBT to when I was gonna rage last night and then found out had to work today and passed out in this dress at 9 pm like a boss. Sorry @thethick_ @b_ramble 4h

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thelizcarey Sometimes I am just laying here trying to figure out what I am . 5h

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thelizcarey Well tonight is a total Blackhawk down shit show . 17h

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thelizcarey Getting ready to get my rage on .
21h

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thelizcarey Don't be jelly. 1d

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thelizcarey Well that is tomorrow sorted. 2d

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thelizcarey Thanks @thethick_ for this story on myself and @dreadematteo I don't know how to read but the pics were great. If anyone can read go to thethick.com I'm on eBay getting sweet deals on tights. 2d

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thelizcarey I have some important meetings today . 2d

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thelizcarey Today was so good.
Made a lot of moves .
3d

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thelizcarey This is a true story .
I love poptarts and we have NONE!!!!!! Today is coming in so hot.
3d

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thelizcarey Oh sorry Waylon is your phone blowing up on Sunday night because your 8? I'll just hang back here like I don't know you.
#friedchickennight
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  •   miserable_men Haha 4d
  •   thelizcarey Thanks @lschizas aunt Lori don't goooooooo 4d
  •   filthmart Aren't you cold, Mama? 4d
  •   thelizcarey @filthmart @mimimiiiiiimi ur concern warms me. I thought I was gonna swim ? But nah been under blankets watching movies w kids . @filthmart I might need a new jeans situation is there jeans happening there ? 4d
  •   rgdane Do kids get phones at 8? Geesh I have a long way to go but I want to know 4d
  •   dtripp_ Liz i f-ing love you!!! No not j/k, based on your instagram im full blown in love with you. I know ive never met you but those are just details.... to b worked out u know.. night. Dont get all weird on me now 4d
  •   thelizcarey @rgdane noooo it's an itouch he has like 2 numbers but they are VIP it's only text . But still I mean . I love how he is like who is this lady behind me . 4d
  •   rgdane @thelizcarey oh thank god, but yeah might as well be a phone... I hear ya. Lordy 4d

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thelizcarey And because my kid has 87 soccer games in 23 cities no one has ever heard of except on the radio. 4d

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Valencia liz carey
thelizcarey @jwujek picked me up some casual dresses to get to the shops in. Anyone need anything from trader joes? 5d

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thelizcarey These 2 Legends just won.
So were gonna eat chips and old Halloween candy untill we are all violently ill.
#motherhoodhero
5d

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thelizcarey Or whatever .
I want a puppy .
6d

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thelizcarey We mighta blown the load a little early
TGIF thanks for destroying all of our lives @manute_bol_lives
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thelizcarey Laser foxes
Surprise @manute_bol_lives
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thelizcarey A spoonful ? Use a glass like an adult Mary you idiot . 7d

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thelizcarey We start every morning with at least 6 cups of coffee so he can have energy . He is watching a riveting episode of "parking wars"
#motherhoodhero
1w

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thelizcarey Night!
Shift.
1w

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