thelizcarey Ok sweetie 7h

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thelizcarey Let's get this Friday started people .
Doctors don't scare me . Not one bit. Nope. Cool and casual . I love long walks on the beach and reading Web MD .
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  •   kevin_bisch I went on WebMD and found out my sniffles were actually EBS (Exploding Brain Syndrome) and I have 4 days to live. Hope you have better luck. The Cartier stuff will be in the planter by the carport. 1d
  •   thelizcarey @ladyalicelane I miss your gyno series 1d
  •   thelizcarey @jimwalrod1 I checked myself into an asylum . Be back soon honey 1d
  •   missmeganwhite "dont google what affliction I tell you you have." - doctor ::whips out phone on way out door:: 1d
  •   jimwalrod1 What time did you say you were going to be home Baby ? 1d
  •   icyhotmike Cocaine over the counter prescription 24h
  •   hpea_ @ravensky78 i had to do a double take i thought this was you! 23h

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thelizcarey I'm going back to bed for just a little bit. 1d

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thelizcarey TBT to where the fuck is that jacket @drxromanelli ? I had matching shoes too fuck .
#hairproblemsmuch?
2d

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thelizcarey Hey! What is everyone doing ?
Just you know asking for a friend ... Try looking pretty while you SLEEP that shit is exhausting.
3d

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thelizcarey That's my best friend in that there forest . This is my favorite picture I have taken of her. Happy 🌎day . Even assholes like me need somewhere to live . Christ what a mess 🏼️ 3d

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thelizcarey I cooked. 3d

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thelizcarey Well the kid is back so I had to hit the food stores. When it's me here I just eat crackers . 5d

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thelizcarey Casually cooling my ass.
I don't care anymore about anything.
5d

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thelizcarey Did you know you could get ANY juice at Pressed Juicery turned into ice cream ! Great place to take the kids.
#LAthedumbestplaceonearth
@lenawald
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thelizcarey I had a one night stand with a leprechaun.
Bedroom is a mess.... Christ .
1w

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thelizcarey So many thoughts at night .
#cerealmarathon
1w

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thelizcarey Marriage.
This looks just how I would plan it .
I love pastels
1w

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thelizcarey Don't even fuck act like you don't give a fuck . 2w

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thelizcarey Dropped in to see @laurenmollica new place . Pretty pretty tite spot .
Trying to get the unit next to her for me and Waylon .
2w

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thelizcarey Mostly this week I will be selling tires .
DM me for deals on tires.
2w

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thelizcarey guys ! Crap I took an Ambien and accidentally ate a bowl of cereal after so now this seems pretty funny or nah? 2w

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