thelizcarey Happy Memorial Day .
My brother was a Marine and he approves.
Thank you .

#holdmyhairbetch
@taoruspolI
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thelizcarey We are.
I still fantasize about being in some kinda romantic coma situation.
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thelizcarey C'mon man smile for mom .
I can see you kinda want to or nah ?
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thelizcarey TBT 😐 2d

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thelizcarey Gang Bang.
I have no bangs 😐
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thelizcarey Oh I will make a fucking birthday collage all day . Go ahead unfollow me. These two ️I don't have enough room to make enough birthday collages . Love you both . Thanks for getting born
#sorryihavestrepthroatwilltakenyquilanddie4you
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thelizcarey Focusing on myself today . 5d

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thelizcarey My shrink fired me today. 5d

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thelizcarey Day 127 DayQuil.
Can't shake this cough.
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thelizcarey I am getting my astronaut degree online 1w

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thelizcarey You ever workout so hard you actually realize you are just asleep on the floor ?
It's called extreme dream.
#dancenaps
Thanks @balletbodies
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thelizcarey New filter alert "Nineties filter"
Smells like teen spirit and a lot of camel lights ... Made you a mix CD...nevermind.
1w

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thelizcarey Have you guys met my foster cat? Cats are gross inside the house. This is a cat that finally gets it . I hope some lady that just got dumped doesn't steal him . 1w

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thelizcarey I HAVE TO RENEW MY FUCKIN PASSPORT. I CAN NOT TAKE THIS. 1w

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thelizcarey Workin from home is always productive for me. Thanks @ex_texts am in a k-hole.
Ladies keep your cray on the inside .
#tryharder
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thelizcarey The task:make something that improves life. My kid made the "Crumbelater" . Crumbs ruin people's lives . Yeah, he made a travel size too, for airplane eating. Focus on what is important. The children of our future. They hate crumbs.
#motherhoodhero
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thelizcarey Guys, guys was @katinabananana the only person on the group text ?"birthday drinks Kibitz at 9" I clearly meant 9am. Happy birthday to the girl that taught me about a pineapple back and well look at the sweet ass back
#sorryfordryhumping
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