thelizcarey A pig and a ninja
Thanks @nastyneckface1
#waylonwutangninja
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  •   samantharonson WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN 10h
  •   fortheloveof_kj I feel like based on your pics, your kid is a G on the reg, but then the Wu Tang get up? Well done Liz Carey, well done . I want to hang with you and your kid and I mean that in the most non creepy way possible 10h
  •   wustitch36 Can we have an arranged marriage with our children? 10h
  •   sir.maxalot This is how swine flu started @the.dlm.experience 10h
  •   ajntnl 9h
  •   katecar1 Weird that #waylonwutangninja only has 1 pic. Expected more.... Anyways. Cheers, Mama! 2h

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thelizcarey I got home safe in my uber RX 23h

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thelizcarey Super solid Wednesday night .
@dreadematteo get off me .
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thelizcarey Anyone for a 3 way ? 2d

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thelizcarey Listen @ex_texts I'm trying to work . I love this girl so much .Back into losing 25 mins reading these . 2d

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thelizcarey I'm being deadly serious . I need you to not . 3d

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thelizcarey This is too good to be true right ?
Talk to me .
It's a mean joke if it's not real .
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thelizcarey @nastyneckface1 killin me today
We are making kids costumes obviously
#marthastewart
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thelizcarey Ima be a dinosaur . 4d

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thelizcarey Right ? I mean. 4d

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thelizcarey Got a pretty chill little check up this morn 5d

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thelizcarey I am in a real black hawk down situation over here . 5d

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thelizcarey I can't get anything done because I'm in a k hole reading @ex_texts this is amazing .
This is why Instagram was invented . What time is it ?
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thelizcarey Breakfast
I told Waylon to put these in order of importance . A lot of things I couldn't answer as a mother sadly. Why are there TWO frosted mini wheats ? Why was Special K even considered here and where are the lucky charms ?Parenting isn't always easy guys .
#motherhoodhero
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thelizcarey Right ? I mean c'mon .
Saturdays are for spilling shit down your own self .
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thelizcarey How's your Saturday going ?
Cousins casually seeing if there are any spirits in our house . My phone autocorrects"spirits" to "Doritos" so this took forever.
@eliponte @lschizas
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thelizcarey Jeez Christ this morning was awkward . Anyhoo.
I love bacon .
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thelizcarey Umm this is leaving . So watch out other random team . We come to crush . Or nap . Whatever . We are coming . 7d

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