thegermaine I feel this photo lacks some green ๐Ÿค” #productphotography #heineken .
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thegermaine I know this kind of thing doesn't go down very well in Insta-land but I've started a little product photography portfolio so I can maybe make something of whatever 'skill' I may possess. Enjoy looking at my phone speakers for 0.3 seconds before scrolling on
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thegermaine Mildly perturbing to be routing around in the fields only to find a wild Woody flying around with a slightly bemused botoxy expression on his plastic face ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Also happy Saturday 9th January 8.28pm
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thegermaine So rather than a best 9 collage or whatever they're called, I thought I'd just post this instead which is my most favourite photo I took from this year. None of my fancy lenses or stupidly expensive cameras, just the trusty iPhone panorama tool and a bit of Photoshop at my favezzz little spot in California. Happy new year for tomorrow n all that, I'm sure 2016 will probably more of the same crap as 2015๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒ
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thegermaine I'd like to say I'm spending Christmas Eve in Paris surrounded by lights and pretty things. Instead I'm inside watching Polar Express. The same as last year. And the year before I believe. And probably the year before. And the year before that I think.... ๐Ÿผ Have a good one everybody. Unless you're a Muslim. Or an unborn foetus. Or a hypocritical atheist like myself ๐Ÿ˜€ Merry December 24th to one and all ๐Ÿพ
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  •   ladytamaya I will be sending you good Polar thoughts for the New Year cekeb whilst I enjoy a dinner in Hallstatt, Austria 1mon
  •   jose416 Beautiful bro 1mon
  •   itscrystalb ...happy holiday 1mon
  •   linaka1 Happy New Year !!!! ๐Ÿพ 1mon
  •   itsmebradders This is bait...for abuse!!! 1mon
  •   zowie23 Bonne annรฉe! ๐Ÿพ 1mon
  •   thegermaine @zowie23 same to you Zoe! Bonne chance!! ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŽ 1mon
  •   bruceeee Cool shot Mr! Hope you had a Merry Christmas yaa filthy animal oh and by the way I'm a sucker for Bipolar express. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ 4w

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thegermaine So over the last week or so I decided to make a little Christmas video to which I then composed the music. This is a segment of it but if you'd like to see the whole film then I've put a link in my bio for you to have a nosey at. I'm not saying I want you to share it but please share it ๐Ÿ˜‘(if you like)
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  •   thegermaine @ji_forester I just saw your friend request on Facebook- I thought we were already friends on Facebook?! 1mon
  •   ji_forester @thegermaine yeah I actually also thought we were already friends in facebook...weird..coz I remembered adding you before..how many accounts do you have? 1mon
  •   thegermaine @ji_forester hmmm how odd.. I only have one Facebook account- that's enough! 1mon
  •   ji_forester @thegermaine haha...at least now I'm sure I added you! Haha...I shared your video btw.. 1mon
  •   thegermaine @ji_forester oh thanks very much! I shall have a look ๐Ÿผ 1mon
  •   itsmebradders Where's the usual caption where you call him a paedo or something? 1mon
  •   jonasdcnj Beautiful ๏ธ 4w
  •   ponanas Just watched it amazing that you did both the music and the filming! Love it! 2w

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thegermaine Welcome to the land of colour changing trees where guitars have blonde hair and crows are dogs
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thegermaine It's no use Abandon mission The tea is now ruined ๏ธ All that can be salvaged is some soggy mush at the bottom ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ And that, boys and girls, is how baby food is made ๐Ÿผ #dailyfacts #mush .
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thegermaine Here is a little photo of a large rock in a forest. Shorts and t shirt did not equip me for snow and sleet whilst trekking through the wilderness in Yosemite National Park. By the way, if anybody has ever been here, you will know that inhabitants of Yosemite, and indeed the majority of visitors, are some of the rudest people I have ever met. GOOD DAY TO YOU.
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thegermaine This reflects my current mood in regards to the state of my phone right now- hence the 3 weeks absence. It's very much broke with a screen that's in approximately 12.1 billion pieces having fallen off the roof of our truck in Yosemite National Park a few weeks back. Not cool. But still, I have a wonderfully faithful iPhone 4. Yaay. #firstworldproblems .
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  •   marit_hov Hope your bad mood was washed away! 2mon
  •   robmulally Looooove this 1mon
  •   thegermaine @robmulally why thanking you ๐Ÿผ 1mon
  •   robmulally @thegermaine plans for 2016? 1mon
  •   thegermaine @robmulally hmmm travel more, we wanna get to Japan and I wanna go to Finland for next Christmas, just a matter of persuasion ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Try and secure myself a position in advertising in London maybe, I'd love to do that. How about yourself? 1mon
  •   robmulally @thegermaine i quit my Job. Will be a year of personal discovery 1mon
  •   thegermaine @robmulally did you not like it or were there other factors? Good for you though if you just wanted a fresh start. I did that and buggered off to California! 1mon
  •   robmulally @thegermaine yeah . you make that sound easy :) needed a change. Life too short. 1mon

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thegermaine That very awkward moment when a commercial airliner doesn't wanna hug you back ๐Ÿ˜• #relationshipgoals .
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thegermaine So apparently it's Halloween, according to my newsfeed, which means we have arrived at the most annoyingly overrated day of the year. Looking forward to about 12 hours time when America stops trading in their EBT so that their whiny little brat can have a broomstick and a tube of fake blood. Here's a photo of a monstrous beast to show I'm really in the spirit ๐Ÿผ
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  •   thegermaine @mindok71 you got it! 3mon
  •   sola.dood Awww....here poochie.......๐Ÿ˜ถoooooohhh......man that dawg has one serious barrel 3mon
  •   linaka1 I have a monstrous beast that looks just like this. Happy Halloweenie ๐Ÿผ 3mon
  •   jose416 Beautiful!! He look very aggressive Lol ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป @thegermaine 3mon
  •   ozimac Scary Sam ๐Ÿ˜ฎ 3mon
  •   gypsy.footprints @thegermaine So cute!! 3mon
  •   sola.dood Awwww he (or she) needs a bone....with chaser 2mon
  •   sadiepix7 Couldn't agree more! ๐Ÿผ 2mon

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thegermaine Here is a photo of some half letters on a hill. Can't quite figure out what it says. Something about Walmart or Denny's ๐Ÿค”
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  •   thegermaine @linaka1 hollo there! Sorry for this late reply, as you can see I've been without a bloody phone.. I'm working for a library music company in north Hollywood where I'm given briefs for categories of music needed which can then be used by producers etc for their projects, should start being paid for it in February. Nothing blockbuster yet but it's a good start I think ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ 2mon
  •   linaka1 Woo hoo !!!!! It's a start. ๐Ÿผ 2mon
  •   snetchaev Will be here today actually haha! Beauuuuutiful capture! 1mon
  •   thegermaine @snetchaev oh good! Enjoy it- it's literally my most favourite place ever!! 1mon
  •   snetchaev Me too! Been 2wice & i still keep going back. :) @thegermaine 1mon
  •   thegermaine @snetchaev I hiked up in the middle of July in 105 degrees- with no water 1mon
  •   snetchaev Oh god dude, not good lol. Yeah, I've only been when it's semi cold @thegermaine Well, it was worth it for the shot for you. 1mon
  •   ollieh0bbs Well how's it going in the big US of a? 3w

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thegermaine No, I'm sorry. We have no t shirts available in your size/limb capacity ๐Ÿšท
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thegermaine Probably the first time I've ever used #tbt on the correct day to earlier this year in New Zealand where there is an exact replica of the Empire State Building. Enjoy this nice pretentious minimalism. I'm off to breastfeed our new kittens because they have deformed legs and can't walk to the shop themselves for milk ๐Ÿผ
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thegermaine Took a little trip out to Nevada the other day- (??!???!!!?!!!) where there is pretty much absolutely nothing ๐ŸŒš We stopped in a little village/town/metropolis called Beatty (shoutout to all 6 people who live there ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿผ) which was interesting as literally within one minute of entering the place we were flipped off twice. Anyway we camped in the car and took piccies of the stars As you do ๐Ÿผ๏ธ
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thegermaine Ooh which way is which??! Best viewed whilst injecting/snorting/smoking any form of hallucinogenic drug and/or stroking some geese
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Disclaimer: I do not condone nor advocate the above activity; geese are vicious and are prone to honk loudly when met with confrontation
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thegermaine I never really understand 'bored so I took a selfie'. Hmm, if you're so bored, get back to work so we don't have to see your Lo-Fi covered mug across our screens. Especially people that post them constantly; oh look. You look exactly the same as yesterday! Good job you're bored otherwise I would've forgot!! ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ Put down the phone, get out of the mirror and sit on a camera. Because it's SELFIE SUNDAY!! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•hashtag bored!! Hashtag selfie!! Hashtag gym!! Hashtag work!! ๐Ÿ“
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thegermaine I figured I hadn't posted a sunset in a while. So here's a sunset, complete with a silhouette. I'm slowly ticking off photos to get my account back up to generic Instagram status; look out for the blurry photos of my dinner later, my group mirror selfie with all of my anorexic friends and of course a picture of my beer with that weird tilt-shift blur thing over half of it. Cheers!
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thegermaine Here is a cliche photo of my hand and my iPhone 5s with dodgy volume button in the middle of a desert road. Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜‘
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