thegermaine Very pleased to have popped these beasts out of my womb last week and looking forward to starting a life with my two meersheep Mary-Kate and Steph. Expect my Instagram to be filled with constant photos of my offspring because everybody wants to see them. 😐
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thegermaine #tbt to practicing our Moulin Rouge dance routine in Paris 🏼
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thegermaine Here is a selection of donuts that I allowed a fat girl to nibble. And by 'selection' I mean the same donut multiplied in Photoshop and by 'fat girl', I mean 'me'
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thegermaine Just bought myself a new little handicam. Ha
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thegermaine Yes here you go, here's your bowl of spaghetti, don't forget to eat this vegetable patch, these plants and a tree that comes with it πŸ˜‘
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thegermaine Here is a photo of a sunset. Which can mean only one thing: I don't have any other photos to post 🏿
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thegermaine Please get off me. I don't know you, you're not my child, you've wet yourself down my back and you smell of orphanage 🏼
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  •   rulank_k @thegermaine you tell me! 1w
  •   thegermaine @rulank_k well the answer is no. What you're asking doesn't even make sense 1w
  •   rulank_k Why do the boxes say amazon on them? 1w
  •   thegermaine @rulank_k because it is a Japanese company that specialise in manufacturing plastic figures designed to look like they're made out of Amazon boxes... Look it up in Google: Revoltech Danbo Mini. You'll see thousands of these 1w

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thegermaine Here is a photo for anyone that has or is currently considering a career in alcoholism
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  •   sola.dood I don't drink either actually - tasted it all - made me burp, fart and wee more.....except that daiquiri.....I tell ya 😢....it's different 2w
  •   linaka1 Just back from Dublin 2d
  •   thegermaine @linaka1 are you actually? Or is it one of those LSD trips you're quite accustomed to? 2d
  •   thegermaine @linaka1 ah. I eat my words. It appears you have in fact been to Dublin 2d

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thegermaine The force is strong with this carbonated refreshment container β›Έβ›Έ
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thegermaine I've finally succumbed to taking photos of my food in restaurants and posting them on Instagram. Here I present a freshly prepared horse burger complete with free hoof .
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thegermaine This is to commemorate the nicest day (weather wise) in British history TO DATE SO FAR SINCE RECORDS BEGAN. Or something. So I'm spending the rest of this glorious week in my- mini- van. Ha. πŸ„
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thegermaine I took this photo a while ago but was unsure whether to- 'post it'. Ha. My pet wench 🏼
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thegermaine Slowly running out of handheld phone cliche shots. This one is at my favourite spot overlooking LA. Because you were interested 😐
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thegermaine A little behind the scenes thing for you in light of showing my dad the finished camera photo and receiving "ah right, yeah" *nods head confused* as a response. Very few appreciate or understand the process involved in creating what we see every day as a very standard photo. Anyway, thanks @Instagram for getting me into this piccie malarkey. Now it's my job. HaπŸ“Έ
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thegermaine Seconds away from being splattered into a thousand tiny plastic pieces*πŸš›πŸš›πŸš›
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*don't try this on a deserted road in the middle of nowhere. You get funny looks
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thegermaine Taken shortly before the snow blizzard in Yosemite last November. Again, I'll reiterate: home to the rudest people on earth. Thankfully I had a squealing hog in the car to keep me company during the long, cold winter nights
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thegermaine Throwback Friday to when my dog was a fat cow
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thegermaine Pencils. That is all. Those curves
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thegermaine I was most fortunate to discover this wild red-breasted shrimp whilst skulking around the mountains last year. Thankfully I was lactating at the time so I gave him a little tit squeeze and he was on his merry way
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thegermaine Bit murky over El Capitan. Hope you've got yer brolly 🏼
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