thegermaine Little snapshot from the other day when I visited Ayres Rock in Tokyo
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thegermaine Took Woody on a little adventure to Santa Monica Beach the other night at the same time as filling my camera with approximately 16 cubic tonnes of sand and being urinated on by anyone that couldn't be bothered to find a toilet. Ahhh ๐Ÿ˜‘
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thegermaine So while I was in Las Vegas the other day I went in search of this beauty; by the way, it's basically nowhere near the main strip and we practically walked all the way back to England to find it but it was worth it (for me, at least). My Instagram will probably turn into a bit of travel brochure from now as I left my little men at home. Just forewarning you in case you don't want to see my beautiful and interesting photos anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜HA
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  •   singing171 ~ Great capture!! I don't even have a shot of it. You're in America! Your dream is just around the corner! 1mon
  •   leslie1877 Iphone8? Lol. I freakin love you 1mon
  •   thegermaine @leslie1877 oh Lezzeth. Flattery will get you everywhere. And an iPhone 8 1mon
  •   leslie1877 @thegermaine Lezzeth. LOL!! 1mon
  •   linaka1 I know it's so far away from Vegas it's practically in another city 1mon
  •   worberb I am your disciple my Lord 4w
  •   jules708 And it is so much smaller than you think it will be 4w
  •   catcee So cool that you're there 2w

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thegermaine Nice little tropical pointless photo for you. It might make you feel warm if you're back in England I've noticed that the whole "have a nice day" thing is very real out here in America. No. You do not care about my day nor do you wish it to be nice. At least English people make it clear they want nothing to do with you from the moment they meet. I'm not really sure what this photo is but the colours look pretty and if you hold it up to your face you can see right through your phone
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Please tell me there are people that did that.
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Have a nice day y'all!
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  •   ladytamaya and the ever wondering question "how was your weekend" when in reality all they want to hear is "it was fine thanks" 1mon
  •   s2g2 Have a day! 1mon
  •   jose416 Cool 1mon
  •   worberb You working in the states now Sam.....living the dream ?????? 4w
  •   thegermaine @worberb hello Bobladium! I did leave you a bit of a catch-up comment on one of your pics last week or so but I can't find it so I guess it must not have gone through, haven't been into IG as much recently what with getting over here and being a busy bee; I'm not working just yet, slowly spending the savings having worked 24/7 the last year and a half so slowly winding down the holiday period after having been here a month now, the job search begins today, plenty of composer positions down in Hollywood, just a matter of being picked and demonstrating my abilities well enough. But otherwise the dream is alive and well for now. How the devil are you? Riley ok? And of course your wonderful dear lady? Anything exciting going on? 4w
  •   worberb Nothing much happening over here Sam...main Manor house is being refurbished by the new owners...must be costing a fortune. My cottage was totally rebuilt. ...living in luxury now hahaha. Continuing to build my bosses train layout at the stables. ....really enjoying it. ..but I am afraid I am turning into a model train anorak.....did you know that Hornby 00 is the most popular gauge for model train buffs....yawning. ...yawning. ...yawning. ...zzzzxxzxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzz 4w
  •   thegermaine @worberb so the Manor House is what? And I knew about your cottage, all brand spanking new? Good news then! I did not know that 00 gauge was most popular, isn't that the biggest gauge? I may be getting mixed up with scale... My little men are HO gauge, and I'm obsessed with them, does that make us a pair of sad twats together?! HA! 3w
  •   worberb @thegermaine. ..Hi Sam...H0 is the new version of 00 I think 0 and G gauges are bigger. I'm building the train layout for my boss who is a train enthusiast and has 8 or 9 full size trains in his collection. He also has some model steam trains you can actually drive and they are destined to run around the gardens and estate where I live. His name is Jeremy Hosking if you care to Google him. Regards Bob 3w

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thegermaine I arrived in California a few days ago so I can finally pursue my dream of becoming the first transsexual to give birth to one whole eagle (Hollywood is the place to be; England doesn't have an eagle birth scene) and this was taken in a nice little town called Riverside last night. HOLLAA ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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thegermaine Pah. That'll give all you bloody tourists a bit of an Eye Full! ๐Ÿ˜
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Normal _Sam ๐Ÿ˜Ž
thegermaine Hate it when I go to the pet shop for a chinchilla and get a big dog .
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thegermaine Hey gurls ๐Ÿพ ma name Broccoli Shanika n I'ma sit ma ass right here ๐Ÿพ
The peppers were stunned at the arrival of this new 'girl' and continued to gaze, horrified, at this imposter Welcome to Veggieville. The saga begins. (It actually doesn't, seriously I can't be arsed to go into my garden and build towns out of food, it starts to get expensive, and I have better things to with my time, honestly)
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  •   linaka1 Veggie tales 3mon
  •   msbonvivantsg Like a hobbit's house๐Ÿ˜Ž 3mon
  •   kayleighevans Hey girls my name Traineรฉ mmhmm 3mon
  •   s2g2 I knew the Toronto post was a fake. Can't fool me. 3mon
  •   robmulally Totally worth it 3mon
  •   nur_khamdah Very creative Sam๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ 3mon
  •   iriuchi_ps Can't wait for the next episode, but please don't go on for more than 20 seasons. That can make veggies a bit indigestible... 2mon
  •   sim_photography Following back?! 2mon

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thegermaine Can't beat a good bit of Toronto suicide on a Sunday evening ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ .
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thegermaine So yesterday we acquired this new gremlin thing that keeps squeaking, I think he might be a bit gay because he takes a lot of selfies in the gym mirror wearing those pink cat ears. Not that I'm judging, I'd just rather he played football and spied on expectant mothers. By the way, he doesn't have a name yet so please feel free to leave your suggestions below because at the moment his name is Cat. Short for Catherine
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  •   worberb Beautiful kitten. ...looks like a Boris to me !! 2mon
  •   iriuchi_ps Snowball and if too clumsy Slowball... 2mon
  •   rtn.pertiwi Aaaaaaaawwwww.... fluffy 2mon
  •   singing171 ~ adorable! 2mon
  •   griffinchc Sweet kitten! How about Squeakerbane... squeaky for short? 2mon
  •   3thareeb95 Great 2mon
  •   boulder_jennifer333 Cat, short for Catherine. Awesome. I'm gonna get a cat so I can name it that. And also so I can put the blow up unicorn horn on its head. Which is not weird. 2mon
  •   thesecretcodemachine Gatto 1mon

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Video _Sam ๐Ÿ˜Ž
thegermaine So I directed a little film today while frolicking around in the rapeseed field- it probably won't win any academy awards in terms of camera work () but I did write the music that accompanies this snippet of Pumpkin Elizabeth flying around like a little cardboard Peter Pan. If you want to see the full video including more of my hand and thumb gripping to his legs, then you can visit my Facebook page, the link to which is in my bio ๐ŸผHonestly, the video really is crap but I wanted to be all like LOOK I CAN WRITE MUSIC TOO!! #selfpromotion #notsorry enjoy!
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  •   sunemilysun I love this movie! 3mon
  •   jany2372 @thegermaine Cool vid. Not stalking you but added you on FB, thought if you can brighten my day on here then I'll have double doses ๐Ÿ˜› cheers for the laughs. 3mon
  •   geethechef_ That's awesome ๏ธ love a bit of classical 2mon
  •   thegermaine @_hisophie probably about 12 weeks too late.. But anyway I put the link to the full piece of this in my bio if you were still interested in listening to it? ๐Ÿผ 1mon
  •   _hisophie Definitely still interested! Will give it a listen asap :-) 1mon
  •   patysweetcake Love it 1mon
  •   thegermaine @patysweetcake thank you! ๐Ÿ˜€ 1mon

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Ludwig _Sam ๐Ÿ˜Ž
thegermaine You murdered the apple of my eye! That's not very knife! Yes. I went there
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By the way, big thanks to the emoji people for this new liberal multicultural emoticon selection. Now I can't find anything *red angry face >:( *
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ah found it.
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Normal _Sam ๐Ÿ˜Ž
thegermaine The long walk back to his car was a lonely one after the 'Love Shack' turned out be room full of cucumbers and olive oil
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thegermaine Carousel ride at any normal fairground destination: โ‚ฌ1 ๐Ÿ’ถ
Carousel ride at the base of the Eiffel Tower: โ‚ฌ4.8bn and an ear ๐Ÿ’ถ
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thegermaine Nice little #tent (that was supposed to say #tbt but autocorrect decided that tent was more apt and that a tbt doesn't actually exist unless your face is buried in a smart phone) to when the Cotswolds looked nice and purple because right now it looks very dead and very grey. Welcome to England!
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Normal _Sam ๐Ÿ˜Ž
thegermaine So this whirlpool of coffee beans is one of a few coffee related photos I've sent to Starbucks- naturally without response, so instead, I thought I'd share it with you fine people. I showed this someone at work and they said 'wow how did you get the beans to spin around the cup?? Do you have a wind tunnel?!' Not entirely sure how a wind tunnel would produce this effect, but yes, I have a wind tunnel ๐Ÿ˜‘ I'm in the wrong job #starbucks #coffee
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thegermaine So while I was on my little tripette to Paris last week, I was contacted by the lovely peeps at @danielwellingtonwatches who asked me to help promote their products and promotions (watches, if you weren't quite sure) in return for my very own pretty timepiece; which I have now photographed- see above ๏ธThey've also asked me to tell you that if you use my Instagram name (that's thegermaine) as a discount code you can get 15% off if you wanna treat yourself and look all fancy. Visit www.danielwellington.com to have a nose around. Disclaimer: my glasses, which I need for vision, and my arm which I need for, well, many purposes, are not included in this deal ๏ธ
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#dwpickoftheday #danielwellington
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  •   ladytamaya And who gets the commission dear 6mon
  •   thegermaine @ladytamaya not me, that's for sure! But I got a free watch so I won't complain 6mon
  •   frankfurtspotter You have to give me your watch bitch 6mon
  •   ladytamaya Well done !!! Never ever do anything for free good man 6mon
  •   ladytamaya And keep the watch !!!!! 6mon
  •   worberb When I first saw this I thought of Groucho Marx. ...weird ???? 6mon
  •   mingxiao4 All our styles on sale on Amazon - USA only! Links in description 5mon
  •   boulder_jennifer333 Terrific! 5mon

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thegermaine Here's Mrs Siren sunning herself in Paris. She reminds me of my own girlfriend; long, flowing hair, cute coy smile, come-hither eyes and erm, cardboard ๐Ÿ˜•
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thegermaine Pretty little view of the Champs ร‰lysรฉes from atop the Arc de Triomphe. If you get bored, count the cars. Leave your answers below. Unless of course you don't want to play then you are just not cool
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thegermaine Hello, wench in a hat. You don't know I'm taking photos of you, but I am. She actually shot me the dirtiest look when she turned round and saw me with my camera. That's because I was basting oil onto my nipples with a ferret Bonjour from LA TOUR EIFFEL!
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