thegermaine Here is a photo of a sunset. Which can mean only one thing: I don't have any other photos to post 🏿
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thegermaine Please get off me. I don't know you, you're not my child, you've wet yourself down my back and you smell of orphanage 🏼
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thegermaine Here is a photo for anyone that has or is currently considering a career in alcoholism
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thegermaine The force is strong with this carbonated refreshment container β›Έβ›Έ
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thegermaine I've finally succumbed to taking photos of my food in restaurants and posting them on Instagram. Here I present a freshly prepared horse burger complete with free hoof .
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thegermaine This is to commemorate the nicest day (weather wise) in British history TO DATE SO FAR SINCE RECORDS BEGAN. Or something. So I'm spending the rest of this glorious week in my- mini- van. Ha. πŸ„
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thegermaine I took this photo a while ago but was unsure whether to- 'post it'. Ha. My pet wench 🏼
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thegermaine Slowly running out of handheld phone cliche shots. This one is at my favourite spot overlooking LA. Because you were interested 😐
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  •   nur_khamdah I always want to hv this kind of shoot but hasn't found the technique yet. Great shot, as always 🏽🏽 1mon
  •   sola.dood I am now😎 1mon
  •   jenritterman Beautiful bokeh! Awesome DOF! and all the other jazzy photog lingo! 1mon

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thegermaine A little behind the scenes thing for you in light of showing my dad the finished camera photo and receiving "ah right, yeah" *nods head confused* as a response. Very few appreciate or understand the process involved in creating what we see every day as a very standard photo. Anyway, thanks @Instagram for getting me into this piccie malarkey. Now it's my job. HaπŸ“Έ
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thegermaine Seconds away from being splattered into a thousand tiny plastic pieces*πŸš›πŸš›πŸš›
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*don't try this on a deserted road in the middle of nowhere. You get funny looks
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thegermaine Taken shortly before the snow blizzard in Yosemite last November. Again, I'll reiterate: home to the rudest people on earth. Thankfully I had a squealing hog in the car to keep me company during the long, cold winter nights
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thegermaine Throwback Friday to when my dog was a fat cow
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thegermaine Pencils. That is all. Those curves
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thegermaine I was most fortunate to discover this wild red-breasted shrimp whilst skulking around the mountains last year. Thankfully I was lactating at the time so I gave him a little tit squeeze and he was on his merry way
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thegermaine Bit murky over El Capitan. Hope you've got yer brolly 🏼
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thegermaine Here is a photo I made that I'm sure many people won't appreciate to commemorate me starting a new job as a product photographer on Monday. It depicts me in the middle with my two daughters Laura and Gabrielle. Gabriella is a huge slut
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  •   thegermaine @ollie.hobbs yes ma'am. Until I get back to America 🏼🏼 1mon
  •   ollie.hobbs Ahhhh so how long till you fack off back there then? 1mon
  •   thegermaine @ollie.hobbs not sure yet, no real time frame, I'm earning really good money as a photographer for now, just don't want to get tied down to rent, car payments, menial bullshit etc, I like being freeeeee! 1mon
  •   ollie.hobbs I bet man! I'm well pleased for you being able to do photography for a job and get paid well. Must say I'm rather envious of you πŸ™„. I know what you mean you are a free soul, one might call you William Wallace. 1mon

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thegermaine Exactly a year ago I was here, still squeezing these pictures out. Not overly convinced of this photo's artistic integrity because the best Paris pics have been and gone but as it's national iPhone Paris photo day, here you go (makeshift Eiffel Tower emoji. Soz, Tokyo tower)πŸ€“
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thegermaine WOODYOU believe he's in AmUURCA. Sadly three years ago he suffered a massive stroke and since has not been able to move his gob. So that same 'I think I might know that person' expression is still there πŸ™ƒ
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  •   ollie.hobbs Hahahaha can imagine you trudging around America with woody stuffed in your jeans 1mon
  •   thegermaine @ollie.hobbs I've always got a woody in my pants 😎 1mon
  •   ollie.hobbs Ohhh gawwwshhh.. poor Woody having to deal with that 1mon
  •   rosi.visuals Omg I love him!!!! 6d

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thegermaine #tbt (throwback twat) to California summer timez with @alwicepupes out in the Wild Wild West and washing cars in just our underwear and nipple tassels
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thegermaine Here is a pretentious photo of some coffee and its ingredients. All that's missing is a bit of my leg in the corner and a pair of big glasses ️(Piccie for me product portfolio) lick the screen, it's scratch and sniff 🏼
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  •   ladytamaya And thank you 2U2 for the many hearts !!! 2mon
  •   fridakitten Lol or maybe some dead flowers or branches 2mon
  •   fridakitten But I still love it 🏼 2mon
  •   jdmachine Beautiful - Nice shot. 2mon

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