thebeerwench Every hour is happy hour when you work in the #craftbeer industry. Enjoying some crispy (yet still juicy) as fuck wings with a crisp and refreshing, yet still complex and potently hoppy, "Pasatiempo" pale ale from @campbellbrewing. I couldn't quite figure out why I liked the beer so much until the ever-adorable and super talented brewmaster Mr. Paine whispered one of the most magical words in this world. And, my heart skipped a beat. Nelson, he said. In love, I said. And so, I swiped right. #nelsonorbust #wingaddict 2d

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thebeerwench A tall, but short night cap after a very, very long work day. Haven't had a proper, like proper proper Mai Tai in so long. And this one is so fucking good. Like hella good. 3d

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thebeerwench My front seat passenger is cooler than yours. #mybuddy #carpoollane #lifeofabeerrep 3d

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thebeerwench SweetWater Brewing always slays me with its brilliant media kits. They always send something absolutely unexpected and hilarious with all of their beers. This time, I got a prescription from Mr. Freddy Bensch. Naturally, he wrote it out for "You, Hot Stuff" (which is my other nickname, btw). And of course, it's good for 420 refills. Because, SweetWater. Duh. Just a fair warning to anyone else that might have been blessed with this gift. Do NOT, I repeat, do not attempt to eat the contents of this RX bottle. Said contents are sand. And yes, I know this because my inner 5-year old tried to eat it. And, let's just say it wasn't pleasant. But at least now I have a little east coast beach inside of me. Too bad the beers not cold yet. Would have paired nicely with the sand. Thanks @sweetwaterbrew. Wenchie love you long time. 5d

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thebeerwench Everyone knows that burgers and beer are A perfect match for each other. Come on now, let's not kid ourselves. Wine has no place next to a burger. I made a crazy discovery today, though Tangerine Soul Style from Green Flash is a perfect match for barbecue sauce—which just happens to be a part of this delicious "Cowboy" burger. BBQ sauce tends to be both tangy and slightly sweet. The fruit juice in the tangerine IPA it really truly complemented those flavor characteristics in the sauce. It was truly a great pairing! 1w

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thebeerwench Actually rocking a proper nose ring today (as opposed to the stud). It's rose gold, so totally my jam (I have the rose gold iPhone and iwatch). BTW, I'm obsessed wth Passionfruit Kicker. It's like seriously my favorite beer right now. And I'd joke and say I'm drinking the proverbial Kool-Aid. But, I'm actually drinking the proverbial Kook-Aid. No jokes. I love my Kool-Aid. Step away from my Kook-Aid. I will bite you. 1w

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thebeerwench "I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand. I'll never beat you. I'll never lie. And if you're evil I'll forgive you by and by. 'Cause you, I would die for you, yeah. Darling if you want me to. You, I would die for you." RIP Prince. Your song writing skills were incredible. Your fashion sense was impeccable. Your dance skills were otherworldly. Your eyeliner game was and still is enviable. You were a visionary. You will be missed, but never forgotten. Xoxo forever. 1w

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thebeerwench Best taco in the bay area? By far this little guy from @garajesf. I forget it's name, but in my mind I call it the "surf & turf surprise" taco.... Steak and shrimp with housemade guacamole and pickled radishes on a quesadilla "taco shell." Oh fuck yes! 1w

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thebeerwench Just stumbled across what quite possibly could be the best growler in the whole world—@growler_werks is killing it with the uKeg. HFS this thing is freaking fantastic. The brewery we are at is using it to replace pitchers. I need, repeat NEED one of these STAT. Birthday is June 13th, y'all. Just saying. Just saying. 2w
  •   mrgonev6 Nice!! My local brewery is thinking about buying a couple... They look awesome! 1w
  •   coroa Waiting on my Kickstarter 128oz 6d
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thebeerwench $5 housemade chipotle bloody marys, hella crispy and juicy as fuck wings and beer-battered, deep-fried garlic and parmesan fries with my besties @diagas and @beerandsarcasm. Tahoe, we may never leave you. No really. We may never leave. 2w

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thebeerwench As if y'all really thought I was going to stay blonde forever. C'mon now. You should know better by now. Colored hair is a part of my identity. 2w

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thebeerwench A bathroom just for moi? I'm so verklempt. 3w

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thebeerwench I call this pic, "the beach life with my bros." Ending a great workday with two of my bestest distributor reps (cough, managers). Proper Mexican brews with a bloody back and fresh oysters. On the coast. Because, duh. Don't ask stupid questions. #thewenchlife 3w

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thebeerwench The other home away from home... 3w

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thebeerwench Honey, I'm home! 3w

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thebeerwench I will never understand the level of masochism it takes to give up bread.... or beer.... or pasta.... or pizza.... or any other type of gluten product (on purpose, that is). I mean seriously? Dutch crunch, brah. Dutch crunch! Sandwiches are seriously one of the best inventions in the world (outside of pizza and beer, that is). What's your favorite sandwich? 3w

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thebeerwench Oh my, look what we have here. Is this what I think it is? A brand spanking new limited release beer from Alpine Beer Co.? A Citra and Mosaic IPA?!! Whaaaaaa?!!!! Y'all better seek it out before it's gone. 4w

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thebeerwench Fuck yes. Hit another landmark on IG. 60k! Hella X's and O's to all my super awesome friends and followers. Love y'all! Xoxoxo, The Wench 4w
  •   troz203 You ever come out to virginia beach green flash, holla. Seriously. 4w
  •   dvogues13 O-H- 4w
  •   saabio_m Congrats! We've been connected for 5 years via Twitter, Fb, IG, etc. so I guess as an OG, I'll drink to your success.. Cheers! 😎 4w
  •   brewershirts Well done @thebeerwench 🏻😀 4w

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thebeerwench I'm quite certain you could put a fried egg on just about anything and it would make it better. Same rule applies to bacon. And cheese. But not ketchup, definitely not ketchup. Or ranch dressing. I hate ranch dressing. And mayonnaise is of the devil. But fried eggs, that's such stuff that dreams are made on. 4w
  •   wokstar Agree no ketchup! 4w
  •   rngnzlz Ñam ñam! Looks delicious! 3w
  •   adogmelton A fried egg makes everything better!! Well, maybe not cereal, but I don't eat cereal! 3w
  •   burlystone A fried egg on a burger is a giant weakness of mine. So freaking good. 3w

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