tarynpaper This was the first picture I took after I turned 30! Hey babely babes, lets do this again in 8 months! 6h

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tarynpaper #215windowcats double feature, spotted last night thanks to my guy @dancolquhoun #catsecrets #bestfwends #catsofinstagram 17h

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tarynpaper Although her #restingbitchface is way better than mine #buddyturtle #babdbitch #rbf 2d

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tarynpaper I'm learning that me and my turtle have alot in common these days #buddyturtle #reachoutandtouchme 2d

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tarynpaper Warning this #215windowcats is my new next door neighbor, and is also watching 24/7 #cats #cat #homesecurity #catguard #cameracat #surveillancepet 2d
  •   regcrusher That's your se-purr-ity guard 2d
  •   belaferrer Poor animal. All he wants is to climb trees, houses, chase mice and be free... 10h

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tarynpaper Coolest 30 year old ever sitting in an empty house Saturday night 9:20pm w a broken toe/foot who the fuck knows about to go to bed out of boredom.
I wish my life was the opposite of what it is right now. If you are out w your friends, you bf/gf, your best friends, your bros, your hoes, whoever, you should take a step back and realize that you are much luckier than you think.
#ditchtheinjuredone #imawful
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tarynpaper Not even a broken toe can stop me from going to my favorite flea market. I went for expensive vintage sunglasses and a new watch- I left with some new things for my new room, 2 presents, the tiniest ship, some metal basket for my makeup and a Rosie from the Jetsons colored plastic dress form, which I never thought I'd buy in my life, but it's my color. I passed up a lot of globes, cheap ones, a $124 hutch, so much jewelry, its still kicking, go wheel and deal yall #philafleamarket #southstreet #tarynthrifts2014 3d
  •   tarynpaper All this was less than $50! 3d
  •   brinsonbee Eric and I were there earlier today! 3d
  •   tarynpaper @brinsonbee you shoulda told me I would've met you 2d
  •   belaferrer :) get well soon! 2d
  •   kimbunny Dammit! I need a form! 2d
  •   tarynpaper @belaferrer thank you 2d
  •   tarynpaper @kimbunny go to the phila flea market where ever it is next week, its always the sane vendors, there were like 10 this time and they were all decently priced like I said I didn't even want one but then this was $10 and my color and suddenly I was like ok yeah I need one haha 2d

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tarynpaper #fbf me and @staceysways really need to take another thrift road trip soon. Some how, I actually miss driving 115 mph through Virginia, clutching the holy shit bar so hard for so long that when we get to a rest stop and I try to light a special cigarette my hand is stuck in the grip fist position well into the night. The chicken bones in the garbage. The guy following me while grunting to the room, the lazer frogs, the weirdo liquor, the polite and handsome cops, the plastic ihop eggs, @atomic_owl and all his puppies and glassware, I need it, I need it again! 3d
  •   atomic_owl You girls come on down. And bring a chest of drawers with you! 3d

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tarynpaper All this time, it was this little trooper holding my microwave upright. Thank you little secret hero. 5d

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tarynpaper Too risqué?
Well 1- go vegan bc #iwokeuplikethis and 2- I'm totally my #wcw - I stopped drinking whiskey and lost 13lbs, I just wrote a song called motherfucker and in less than a month I get to have all the tattoos I want forever
#makingabsinsteadofstickers #perksofdatingarealchef
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tarynpaper I think I'm officially a street artist now. I can't wait to shake up these civic association meetings- 1st order of business: rip down that washed out philly rowhome piece of shit poster above isabellas pizza for the love of Christ, WHAT AN EMBARRASMENT. 2: legalize tasers so I can electrocute the dozen heroin junkies in #snakealley i see every morning and turn it into a mural walk with food trucks, outdoor seating for chyyha, maybe a greenspace for the yoga studio, a place you can stroll down, a place you can walk your dogs. This civic association as well as PHILLY ROWHOME MAGAZINE should be ashamed of themselves. Passyunk avenue is our most valuable resource, get it the fuck together! 5d

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tarynpaper Not everything you think you see, you really see. 6d

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tarynpaper How come all the cool things are so dangerous? #blubber 7d

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tarynpaper Deep into this lil read and I realize the pugboys have been licking my thighs simultaneously for 25 minutes. 😑 #notallgoodthingscomeeasy #inthenow 1w

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tarynpaper So far, this incense has not delivered ANY results.
#gemini
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  •   staceysways look for the fine print that says *ᴺᴼᵀ ᴳᵁᴬᴿᴬᴺᵀᴱᴱᴰ ᵀᴼ ᵂᴼᴿᴷ ᶠᴼᴿ ᴳᴱᴹᴵᴺᴵˢ 1w
  •   tarynpaper I can't keep up w you and Jeremy and all these fancy icons! @staceysways 1w
  •   staceysways does it smell good tho ? 7d

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tarynpaper While I have you w the #215windowcats - you guys might remember this former #215windowcat from the picture of that crazy mancave van reflection and shotgun sticker on the window- well I caught him w the glass up and he still ain't fucking around y'all. This is the most badass cat on 9th street. #19147 #catsofinstagram #southphilly 1w

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tarynpaper She didn't take any pills but boy is she loopin out #rhodacat and my very own #215windowcats #19147 #southphilly #catsofinstagram 1w

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tarynpaper Annual B2 Summer Sunglass Selfie with #hurleypug 1w

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tarynpaper All of y'all's can suck my balls through my drawls 1w

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