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tamaranitai OMG so glad to see you're enjoying the new couch two hours after you barfed on it, two days after we got it! 📸: @mattrodbard 16h

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  •   shaniwright Speaking of the subway... can we talk about how the guy selling bootleg DVDs on my train home was fluent in not two but three languages?!?! Damn my public school education. #onlyinnewyork 2d

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tamaranitai It's like I always say... 2d

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tamaranitai If I were to create a #visionboard, it would involve manifesting a life rich, successful and beautiful enough to own this filthy little piece of Midtown. #elegance #occasion #promotion #thankschampagne 🍾 2d

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tamaranitai "My name is Charles P. Claw, and I approve this new couch." 🛋 2d

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tamaranitai Family portrait. 3d

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tamaranitai "Guys. This should totally be our band photo, you know?" 3d

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tamaranitai @flyfrontier: by using a in your subject line, a horse pun, and a closeup pic of horses in your email you've ensured I'll remain a customer for life. 3d
  •   jonn_g Last week they had "ribbiting fares" with a picture of a frog. I collect these now for entertainment. 3d
  •   tamaranitai @jonn_g I love it!!! 3d
  •   jonn_g Yeah, they are god awful, but they bring a smile to me each week. They have shit brand and shit product, so I guess that means these ads are actually perfect. 3d
  •   tamaranitai @jonn_g NOOOO! Their seatback ads feature animated TALKING animals! They're the BEST!!!!! 3d

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tamaranitai You'd think the Crystal Light Wikipedia page would be more actively updated, but you'd be wrong. 3d

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tamaranitai Emergency meeting to discuss the moving of the couch. Takeaways and next steps: unclear / TBD. 3d

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tamaranitai Dream home. 4d

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tamaranitai Currently my favorite thing in New York. 4d
  •   glasshaus How come it's not cute that I have a beard 4d
  •   lilitgoes All hail Queen Conchita 4d

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tamaranitai @simoncurtis' book gift. 7d

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tamaranitai I assume, like me, you're spending your sunny Saturday afternoon indoors making brussel sprouts and listening to the late, great Jerry Orbach's Broadway classics. 1w
  •   elisanv El Gallo! 1w
  •   srhmcbride I was making Brussels Sprouts! But listening to lullaby versions of pearl jam and David Bowie songs. 1w

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tamaranitai Does Nelly know this site is still live? Can someone tell him the "News" section hasn't been updated since 2003? 1w

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tamaranitai Unhappy, regardless of circumstance. 1w
  •   coldcutz Maybe wearing shoes helps with his anxiety. Works for me. 1w

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tamaranitai H/t: @papercuterie// Who DOESN'T throw out their shoes after one wearing? That's standard! Thanks, Tyga, world's most oblivious human. (We're sorry, Earth.) 2w
  •   jessiepeterson That's so weird, I also change the color of my cars every month. They're just like us, these kooky celebs. 2w
  •   tamaranitai @jessiepeterson if I see something or own something that I'm privileged to see or own but I don't want it anymore, instead of giving it to someone who could actually use it because they're less fortunate, I just throw it away! 🚮 1w
  •   tamaranitai @heatherbarmore Can't be seen driving month's color!! 1w
  •   olympicnoodle I can see why a Kardashian would be into this fella. Whata guy. 1w
  •   stevereidell I had a tiger. I threw it away after petting it once! 1w
  •   tamaranitai @stevereidell To be fair, I didn't like how that tiger was looking at me. 1w
  •   herwitchiness Omg hahahah 1w
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tamaranitai New York, New Yooooooork! It's a wonderful TOWWWWNN!! 2w

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tamaranitai Shows up for work early. @bodegacatsofinstagram 2w

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