tamaranitai Sorry. Due to some severe budget cuts the 2014 VMAs will be held in a Doubletree Marriott conference room. Not even a Marriott. A Doubletree Marriott. 6h

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tamaranitai Not too much goin' on here. 4d

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tamaranitai Tori Amos bestowing her virtuous blessings upon the gracefully aging, sage Stans. Phuck yo faves, '90s forever. 1w

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tamaranitai This #cat is special. 1w

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tamaranitai No legs // cat loaf. 2w

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tamaranitai Aww! Thanks, Allstate agent I've never met! 2w

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tamaranitai The front entrance to the Times Square Toys "R" Us is a Kafkaesque hellmouth, but at least there are treasures inside! (This I promise you.) 2w
  •   caitstah and that is why I looked the way I did when u saw me. Hell struck 2w
  •   tamaranitai @caitstah id rather see you in hell than never see you at all. 2w

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tamaranitai Ohai,@jakemiller. You are at push-ups. (Also, @toysyndrome!! 🐉) 2w

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tamaranitai Modified cornrows, oversized all-over vegetable print button-down, baby hands with matte white nails? Blossom was totally without fucks or flaws. 3w

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tamaranitai Woah. A guy i went to camp with posted this to Facebook today. I am 16 or 17 here at summer camp, being a really promising future Jewish leader. #tbt 3w
  •   waywaw Adorbs! 3w
  •   tamaranitai @waywaw Hee. Thanks. Strong brow game. 3w
  •   djm1ll3r This is inspired me to poke through my Kutz photos and damn...the vast majority are far too inappropriate to ever show my kid or post online. 3w
  •   tamaranitai @djm1ll3r Haaaa! Really? I must've been a loser and went to bed when the inappropriate stuff happened. As evidenced by this photo of me apparently davening. Probably the most inappropriate thing I can think of is wasting my thinnest years in baggy corduroy pants. 3w
  •   djm1ll3r Everyone was fairly tame as I recall, but somehow the pictures make it look way more scandalous. Everyone is smoking and girls are wearing bras but no shirts. And wait - didn't you get drunk and hurl in a bunk at some point? Or am I misremembering that story? 3w
  •   byobo Why is Abi Miller there? 3w
  •   tamaranitai @djm1ll3r Yeah. Between sessions I barfed on the floor in the dorms but cleaned it up like a responsible young leader. Good times. 3w
  •   meega99 Cool quote on your shirt! #pooh? 3w

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tamaranitai Like me, @thatclevershark almost fainted in the street when she saw @gregoryscoffee is opening on Hudson Street. 3w

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tamaranitai Legit just met the least basic human ever born. @lohanthony 4w

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tamaranitai Haaaaaaaay! 4w

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  •   nailartjunkie_ My fav rest stop 4w
  •   bestzeller I ️the Cheesequake Factory 4w
  •   tamaranitai @bestzeller I got excited because I thought it was Cheesecake Factory, but it was just a bunch of toilets. 4w
  •   glasshaus My fave rest stop too 4w
  •   steefsleef "I'm here to get my cheesequake serviced. Is this the right area" 4w

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tamaranitai Literally me RN. 4w

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tamaranitai Backing... away... slowly. 4w

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tamaranitai This guy this morning. 4w

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tamaranitai HUGE NEWS FOR CELEBRITY DOG! 4w

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