surfm0rg It's never too early for your mom jokes :) 6d

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surfm0rg ️Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmbbbbble (@ summer) 6d

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surfm0rg Irish/Welsh/Italian/Sashimi 1w

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surfm0rg pom with a spectre-cular dude :) #ducttape 2mon

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surfm0rg happy birthday to thE THNEEDZ :-) I love eating waffles filled with poptarts with you and accidentally scaring your dog no matter how hard I try not to here's to brucey 2mon

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surfm0rg if you did then maybe we could chill 2mon

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surfm0rg Rochambeau, dig me? 2mon

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surfm0rg #1 on the field and #1 in your hearts ;) #startas 3mon

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surfm0rg happy birthday to my super-fly greatest pal calf queen PEARL!!! Your dino-heart is always overflowing with so much love for everyone:) thank you for all of the toffee, injuries, and spending every single day with me!!!!!🌞 4mon

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surfm0rg Well, it's Groundhog Day!!! (agin) 4mon

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surfm0rg I sure as heck don't remember the last time I ate a vegetable... 5mon

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surfm0rg Heck of a name for a road ;);) 6mon

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surfm0rg wishing you a super-hip holladay season 6mon

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surfm0rg happy happy happy birthday to my soft-smiling freckle-faced friend 🌞 6mon
  •   mariemarcalus 2hunna I gotcha fam 6mon
  •   julianna6 I have burst into laughter profilicpicturing crossdressingwolverines 5mon
  •   surfm0rg MAKE IT YOURS WE CAN TWIN @julianna6 5mon
  •   maddssmitchell Tbh oh hells bells. You're so precious Morgan and super sweet and fun to b around, love u morgo;-)) 2mon

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surfm0rg Marie, I'm deeply sorry that you can't go to Pigfarts (because it's on mars) but I hope that your birthday was out of thiS GALAXY🌚!!! 6mon
  •   jackforeva KATIE IS HONESTLY MY MOTHER I DONT CARE ADOPT ME KATIE SMITH 5mon
  •   mariemarcalus ^^^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4mon
  •   jackforeva ^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM RUNNIN G AWAY FROM MY HOME TO MAX AND KATIE ADOPT ME NOW 4mon
  •   surfm0rg ME TOO THEY WOULD BE SPECTACULAR PARENTS. @jackforeva 4mon

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surfm0rg 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance 7mon

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surfm0rg happy birthday to my favorite lost boy:) we are two trippy peas in a far out pod man!!! eat lots of doritos and be your nutty sheep self!!🌚 7mon

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surfm0rg head mice (get it, instead of head lice?) 8mon

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surfm0rg My handsome hoco date!! sorry I stabbed you twice p.s. you are so much cooler than @peytonj2 :) 8mon

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surfm0rg happy birthday to bill. 8mon

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