staronmywrist cheers to a fabulous Tuesday, brought to you by my (ridiculously amazing) birthday cake cappuccino WITH SPRINKLES IN IT OMG, and the fact that i managed to get it from the gas station & still make it to work on time. bump, self. 1d
  •   allie8584 What gas station did you get that from it sound super yummy 23h
  •   staronmywrist @allie8584 IT'S LIKE LIQUID CAKE. I got it from the Pilot clear out here on Campstool! 21h

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staronmywrist spoiler alert: Zep's microwave miracle foaming cleanser totally doesn't do the job.
i BATHED my (relatively clean to begin with) microwave interior in this stuff, "cooked" for 2 minutes, and then wiped it down... only to find the EXACT same stuff still stuck to the sides/ceiling as before i used it.
the foam also claims to "freshen" the microwave, but aside from emitting a lovely lemon scent WHILE it was cooking, my microwave still smells like the popcorn we made last night.
thanks for the sample, @crowdtap, but i think I'll stick to my nontoxic, all-natural methods next time. #productfail #crowdtap #tonsofproductwarningsonthelabel #whywouldIwantthatnearmyfood
2d
  •   daniellenicole25 Have you tried microwaving some white vinegar for a bit in a glass to let it evaporate & stick to the walls then scrub it with some baking soda/water mix? Vinegar=magic. 2d
  •   staronmywrist @daniellenicole25 I've tried vinegar/hot water before but NEVER with the bonus baking soda after that! MUST TRY. 2d
  •   jlviste I get a glass bowl with a sliced lemon and cook for 5 minutes then wipe it all down. It works great and smells amazing. Chemical free cleaning is the best!! 2d
  •   beccness I was gonna say if that's a dirty microwave then no one can ever see inside mine! 2d

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staronmywrist it's open screen door & open windows & cats taking sunbaths season again 4d
  •   the_redfish Love the sunlight that comes in your home! ️ so inviting! 4d
  •   _t_is_me_ I'm jealous. Indiana hasn't gotten the memo yet. 4d
  •   meganphoto Love the light and that door is awesome!! 4d
  •   staronmywrist @judinteriors Thanks, stunner! I love it extra here when sunshine weather warms it up! 4d
  •   staronmywrist @the_redfish The light in here is my FAVORITE, especially later in the day. It's the best for basking and reading! 4d
  •   staronmywrist @meganphoto ISNT IT?! It's this huge, thick beast of a door and I love seeing its twins on other houses in our neighborhood. Old house love! 4d
  •   nicophillia We totally have the same pattern curtains! 4d

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staronmywrist Y'ALL, I BESEECH THEE (thou? thee? YOU, OKAY, I BESEECH YOU) to please involve a Starbucks birthday cake Frappuccino in your life.
right now.
because it's Friday & this magical beverage tastes like you're drinking AN ACTUAL BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION & because #treatyoself.
5d

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staronmywrist texts with dad, volume 4. 1w

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staronmywrist our game is going to be STRONG this year. 1w

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staronmywrist It's 31 degrees out & I'm debating a strongly worded pep talk to all my almost-blooming flowers, because PLEASE DON'T DIEEEEE.
#wearwhatwhereMarch
2w

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staronmywrist clementine brought her toy to bed & promptly fell asleep on it; emerson climbed on to Gus's chest to watch YouTube; and I'm cruising hair tutorials on Pinterest. 2w
  •   jamiegronski So basically the best Monday ever? 2w
  •   letspunchbears BACKWARDS AMPERSAND STAAAAAHP *twitch* (But seriously how ridiculously sweet does your life want to be? Like, diabeetus?) 2w
  •   sarah_i_mccann My king charles cavalier does the same thing with her toys. Sometimes she drags them up there to convince her brother to play and he promptly falls asleep on them #doglife 2w
  •   staronmywrist @jamiegronski Basically, yessssss. 2w
  •   staronmywrist @letspunchbears Diabeetus with sprinkles, of course. 2w
  •   staronmywrist @sarah_i_mccann She used to try and share them with the Faces, which was fabulous until they were like OMG NO YOU CANT SIT WITH US. 2w
  •   tmmiller2 Looks like us! 2w

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staronmywrist bright blue skies & dat #skyline life. 2w
  •   theothernph Damn, I was hoping he'd gun it so I could hear the motor. How does he like shifting left handed? 2w
  •   kmbrlyns So pretty! And, I love the sense of humor you both have together. 2w
  •   berg814 Yes! We need to hear the motor! More video please? 2w
  •   emmalynn49 I watched video three times to figure out where you were driving so I could like I was there too! Lol! Awesome car dude! 2w
  •   staronmywrist @kmbrlyns You're so sweet! Thanks, lovely! 2w
  •   staronmywrist @berg814 We'll make a special obnoxious revvy video just for youuuuu. 2w
  •   staronmywrist @theothernph He says it's really not that bad now that he's used to it! (Which, you know, 22 hours right off the bat will help with that.) 2w
  •   theothernph When the lights go down in the city... 2w

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staronmywrist OH MY GOD HOME DEPOT GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. #grammargraffiti #savingtheworldwithmypen 2w

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staronmywrist mine currently looks like open windows, Saturday sunshine, an iced latte, and a yellow puppy sleeping in a sun puddle 3w

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staronmywrist okay, one, clever as all hell; two, homeboy went and used himself some emoji, which is a celebration within itself. #textsfromhusband 3w

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staronmywrist thanks for the solid life advice, tiny adorable duffle coat for children. 3w
  •   lucycouture Barbour! Proper British brand! x 3w
  •   nichance I have found this to be true. 3w
  •   staronmywrist @mrshunt4 Right? All other times, just let 'em go for it. 3w
  •   staronmywrist @cocodeminkey FREE CHILDCARE ADVICE WITH EVERY JACKET. 3w
  •   aurian82 It's sad that they feel the need to have that disclaimer actually... that someone did in fact do this and probably blamed that makers of the jacket that it didn't protect them enough from flame, hence the tag? 3w
  •   staronmywrist @aurian82 It clearly was not the proximity of flames, IT WAS THIS JACKET THAT HAD THE NERVE TO START ON FIRE. 3w
  •   pkdsquared I read it as sanity instead of safety. Telling. 3w
  •   aurian82 3w

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staronmywrist woke up this morning with a cough like i was going to pull a Satine in "moulin rouge," so i tucked myself in on the couch & made myself a rad little nest of cozy. 3w

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staronmywrist y'all ever heard/of tried anything from Dessange before? i hadn't heard of them at alll until @influenster sent me their shampoo, conditioner & "brass color correcting cream" to try! they smell AMAZING, so that's a start. #jadoreDessange #influenster #voxbox 3w

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staronmywrist i like to think the sun flare is sunshine baby Jesus being all like, WELCOME HOME HUSBAND'S DREAM CAR.
it's so freaking cool, you guys. terrifying as ALL sorts of hell going around corners, but so, so cool.
I CANNOT WAIT TO GO THOUGH A DRIVE-THRU IN IT.
3w

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staronmywrist scenes from the nap castle. 4w

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staronmywrist on Saturdays, we party so hard. 4w

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staronmywrist yesterday, i dropped the love of my life off at the aiport to fly to Canada and buy his dream car; tonight, he's driving it home 4w
  •   photo_dream hahaha where in Canada? 4w
  •   _t_is_me_ Is it a Skyline? And... It's not right hand drive is it?? 4w
  •   mcbro_ftw Fuck yeah! Go Gussy! 4w
  •   staronmywrist @_t_is_me_ It is, and it is! This is the first year this style was legal to come into the states and it's been his dream car since EVER. 4w
  •   staronmywrist @photo_dream He bought it from a guy in Coquitlam & should be parking it in our garage late tonight 4w
  •   theothernph Those cars are not slow. 3w

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