solipsisthart @bgchumz this is the old man. Every morning I drive down federal, and see this man at the corner of federal and 7th, hurriedly pushing the crosswalk button with the most terrified expression on his face. He looks beyond fear, as he pushes the button, looks around as if he's being chased. Even if the signal is telling him to talk, even if there's no traffic, he keeps doing it. 1d

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solipsisthart @anjelicatv @bgchumz and I are hanging out and I found A DOG!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???? 3d

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solipsisthart Also, decided on my back piece. #ivantheterrible piece. Reminding me to never react with emotion, always with logic, reason, and knowledge. Emotions will cost you everything, you must step back, analyze and move forward only when you understand. 4d

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solipsisthart I do what I can with what I was given. #thesimpsons #thatdonkey 6d

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solipsisthart Day 3: the beef has returned to the freezer after a two day vacation by the sink. I don't know if anybody knows what food poisoning is, but i fear we will see it soon. The beef seems harder and more street wise, or "urban" as they say. It hasn't gone to college, but I'm sure it has strong opinions about the Middle East. Thankfully, @devilette_ will still eat this. You ratchet, ratchet woman. #blessed #somanyfilters #dieslow @patrickwillsmash @josh_with_these_2_hands 6d

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solipsisthart "Day three. There appears to be no change. Not sure if @devilette_ is attempting to #crossfit or #hatecrime but regardless, the pile of meat hasn't become anything more interesting. Not sure what her next move is, however I believe the beef will continue to sit there, unexplained. God speed." 1w

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solipsisthart Considering shaving the mustache. Any words of wisdom? 1w
  •   solipsisthart @xbklynx I think I gotta just start trimming it a bit. The beard is great, but the 'stash gets good all over it. 1w
  •   deadplow I can't grow a moustache looking Amish sucks 1w
  •   xbklynx @solipsisthart Then what I would do is trim with a comb and scissor !! 1w
  •   lasexorcist Do it, don't let the fear of other mans sway u 1w
  •   eljefe1024 Neck beards are where it's at! 1w
  •   kristianaishurrr Don't do it. 1w
  •   patrickwillsmash For a good portion of our relationfucking... Or rather fuckingship... I only rocked the jawline beard. Gotta be careful to stay away from too long or you go Amish amd too short and you go Douchebro. Both are dangerous territories. 6d
  •   patrickwillsmash By the way, your eyes are magnetic here. It's why I'm up still. 6d

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solipsisthart Sweet Jesus. #nuxi 1w

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solipsisthart Back when I was #punk #rock and made shit like this. There's a couple hundred of these. What do you do with crazy people shit? 1w

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solipsisthart Back in the day.... my old fliers are garbage. 1w

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solipsisthart He's such a piece of shit #puppy #dogstagram #cheehuahua #seymour 1w

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solipsisthart #mondays are weird. 1w

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solipsisthart Because when I take off my #michaeljackson mask, I'm really Billy. 2w

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solipsisthart Through my blue gym shorts, my pocket took this picture. Neat. #pointless 2w

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solipsisthart Awesome start to this, thanks to @bobbybosak next up is finishing my stomach with @chipharristattoos and then following up on this. Fuck yeah. 2w

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solipsisthart #michaeljackson @bgchumz and I are having a drink. So that's it. 2w

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  •   travisnerenberg444cclb Fucking need this 2w
  •   fameonerr GIVE 2w
  •   devdxmike HOLY FUCKING FUCK YES 2w
  •   abaumofficial These are tight 2w
  •   re_mmy I'll take 10 2w
  •   theglow Yes pls 2w
  •   sameliepoulain Billy, I have been wanting a shirt for a while, and now I feel like I can't pass up the opportunity to class up the baby bump with one... Paypal and a quick trip to the mailbox? :) (ken has been wanting one too) 2w
  •   xlilbx Hell. Fucking. Yes. 2w

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