slomygosh Today was his first ever stay-home-from-school sick day. Stupid preschool germs. 5h
  •   scissorclothing K had his on his first day! Hope he feels better soon!! 4h
  •   borkborkulator Something tells me you'll have him better in no time! 4h
  •   cheerupoldbean Poor little love! He looks so cute in those headphones though! 4h

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slomygosh Best friends. 3d

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slomygosh My favorite color is sunset. 4d

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slomygosh Endless summer. 4d

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slomygosh National Dog Day was last week, and National Roasted Marshmallow Day happened over the weekend. I like the idea of celebrating dogs and marshmallows, but honestly I can barely remember my kids' birthdays. Who decides this stuff?! I give up. #hugowhereigo 4d
  •   borkborkulator Also your dog is the color of a roasted marshmallow. 4d
  •   cheerupoldbean He's so cute!! I can't believe I haven't met him!! Soon! 4d

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slomygosh First day of school = success 4d

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slomygosh Is this weird? I thought it was so wild and fun to see her running on the ranch in a bikini. P.S. Hooray for portrait and landscape on instagram! 5d

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slomygosh I wish I could be this happy about seeing a doctor. 5d

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slomygosh I'm about to sit down to eat my breakfast like a princess while Jeff is on his hands and knees vacuuming under the table. #dreamsdocometrue 6d

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slomygosh I have no words... but it's damn funny. 7d

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slomygosh He's a rancher today. 1w

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slomygosh Our precious little punkhead princess started high school today! Whaaat?? 2w

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slomygosh I am an official Californian. 😬 #mixedfeelings 2w

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slomygosh He specifically requested this ridiculousness. 4w

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slomygosh This is a smoothie I first tried in Mexico a long time ago - and it's perfect for Elliott. I blend half an avocado, half a banana, a spoonful of honey, and a pinch of vanilla with any milk. He likes his with sprinkles. #slomygosheats #smoothie 4w

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slomygosh He's balloony! 4w

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slomygosh Confetti eggs: I grate half a raw zucchini, half a small carrot, and add it to 4 eggs cracked into a large bowl. Add a splash of white wine vinegar, and scramble it all. Cooks quickly in a skillet (lightly coated with coconut oil). Sometimes we top with a little shredded cheese. He loves it! #slomygosheats 4w

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slomygosh This is my real life, you guys. 🏻 1mon

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slomygosh I know this is a weird picture, but these tags came off of NINE tiny toddler-sized items purchased for Elliott. This system is so broken. 1mon
  •   borkborkulator That's about what I cut off of about six pairs of skivvies! You could make an entirely separate garment with those. 1mon
  •   slomygosh There were almost 40 tags in this bunch, @borkborkulator. It's insane. 1mon
  •   borkborkulator Too much. Print the label on the shirt, call it good. I'm washing it in the machine like everything else. 1mon

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