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sixft9fella Feeding time 19h

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sixft9fella When she says she's really into guys that can play instruments watch me play baby #Love & #Music 3d

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sixft9fella This just hurt my soul...somebody call the chicken abuse hotline 3d

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sixft9fella The main reason I like these board things, watching u all flop all around and fall everywhere. Can't wait to get one for all the people I wanna see fall down for Christmas 4d

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sixft9fella Looking like a lil tea cup Yorkie growling and cussing. Notice how they always flip over something light weight like paper plates and potato chip bags like they're really scaring someone...Go sit down,eat some fruit snacks,& swing ur lil legs while I pour u a cup of juice 4d

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sixft9fella We all need friends like this...drag my casket to Popeyes,then the gun range,and then put me in the trunk of a truck and take me off-roading if u really love me #RealFriends 5d

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sixft9fella Couldn't wait to get those kids out of the house for the #firstdayofschool huh? Took off from work,don't need a baby sitter...I know what you're up to 7d

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sixft9fella That's right, praise him til ur wig falls off,& when that wig falls off put it back on twisted and praise him some more. #HolyMode ...I know this is off topic but do any of u hide snacks under your wigs?i know I would def have some Reese cups & a zip lock bag with flaming hot Cheetos under there if I wore one. 1w

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sixft9fella He thought she was a thief when she took her makeup off tho?... #TrustNoOne #SueEveryone 1w

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sixft9fella Works every time ...A greedy woman is the best kind 2w

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sixft9fella Ok homie, she left u for a guy that has $200 we get it...Will someone please find this man and give him $10 cash or $15 in foodstamps so he can be quiet now? Thanks 2w

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sixft9fella #TrueLove ️ I don't need a ride or die,I just need a chicken thigh 2w

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sixft9fella So I have these 2 850 piece puzzles I'm working on & I'm willing to throw a puzzle party for cockeyed people only, I have crossed the street with cockeyed people several times and know that the ability to safely cross any intersection by looking both ways without having to turn your head will help greatly with completing my puzzles expeditiously.So if u are cockeyed & want to help with my puzzles I will provide food,beverages,and air conditioning at my puzzle party. Thanks in advance for your help.serious inquires only, eyes must look like the emoji on the pic or access to the party will be denied
#Puzzle #friends #unite
2w

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sixft9fella #Happens #All #the #Time ... Walk into a room and forget why u came, stand there looking stupid with the refrigerator open but forgot what u wanted,had something slick to say during a text argument & look at TV for a sec & forget your clever comeback...The struggle 2w

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sixft9fella Exactly why I don't have one, I'm too tall to be falling all the time ... U notice as soon as he reached for a hug from that short chick he fell,short chicks will bring u down...Literally 2w

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sixft9fella Nobody thinking about your hustle,hustle to the store and get some chicken or something.I got enough hustle for both of us just season my chicken right baby 2w

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sixft9fella This #octopus tho 2w

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sixft9fella Random beatings in your sleep when she remembers something u did that upset her,her wanting to eat your food instead of her own even if u both ordered the same exact thing,texts telling you to have a nice life & go die cause u didn't reply quick enough...But when she's not acting crazy she's so awesome & cooks so good it makes up for her stabbing u last week,kinda... #CrazyChick #Love #NoBodyCanSeasonChickenLikeHerTho #LilSexyDemonWoman 2w

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sixft9fella Guess she should've worn some higher heels,short chicks love high heels... #Shortchick #problems 2w

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sixft9fella Just can't satisfy them I tell ya... If u gotta know where I hide my snacks we just aren't meant to be 3w

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