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sixft9fella Felt like cooking tonight so I made a couple crab legs & some pineapple soy glazed strip steak 1d

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sixft9fella First peach Ciroc, now Pineapple Ciroc. If Watermelon Ciroc comes out every one of us getting rear ended by a drunk chick with a red wig on & 7 inch eyelashes....Please just don't run into me,Popeyes doesn't deliver so I need my car to drive there & if I can't get my chicken u gonna go to hell 2d

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sixft9fella I'm not gonna lie,the screen resolution while browsing IG on my iPhone 6 is just a little better than IG on my flip phone. But when I hang up on someone the phone won't make that clap sound like the flip phone does,I want them to hear that clap so they KNOW what just happened. Plus I've only charged my flip phone once since Obama been in office & it's on 83% #TeamFlipPhone #TheIphone6IsOkTho 3d

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sixft9fella Sometimes u have to take a flight,go to beautiful beach & put ur wig on a wooden post...leave that wig there & just run along that beautiful beach,run with the wind damnit. Leave all ur worries behind...jump in that crystal blue water & wiggle that wet bald head,put ur wig back on,make sure it's not twisted/tilted & take a selfie...enjoy life 3d

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sixft9fella So she ate allllll the chicken, then stood there & talked shit about how he was cooking some more smh.cold world we live in & just cause u marry them doesn't mean they won't eat all ur chicken... Nothing is sacred anymore #TrustNoOne 6d

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sixft9fella Short chick waitress brought me some cheesecake...don't really trust short chicks but imma eat it tho 1w

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sixft9fella Get popped all upside my head & I go to my corner for comfort & u bring me water & grease? No chicken tenders,no flaming hot Cheetos,not even a cup of welches white grape juice?? The real enemy is the person that handed me only water & that's who I'd fight.... Mayweather gonna win tho 1w

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sixft9fella Think I'm supposed to be satisfied with my meal minus a wing I paid for? ...I won't walk out on my tab but I damn sure will tip toe on ur tip 1w

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sixft9fella Yeah I saw u crop that big forehead out...u still pretty tho with ya melon head ass 2w

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sixft9fella She only wants u cause u have 2 lines that are eligible for an upgrade & she's trying to pre order that iPhone 6 Friday... #TrustNoOne 2w

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sixft9fella Makes everything better 2w

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sixft9fella In life u must have faith...faith strong enough to leave ur weave hanging outside on a clothes line knowing anyone could take it & leave u bald forever...do u have faith? #HolyMode 2w

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sixft9fella As soon as u get to that party & sit in that hard ass chair u gonna think about how good ur bed feels,then u gotta settle for some food from the after hours spot knowing u have ur favorite food in the fridge at home...I thrust my pelvis to the music for about an hour & I'm ready to go #TeamHomeBody 2w

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sixft9fella Late night snack...made some chicken 2w

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sixft9fella When a short chick washes ur clothes for u it is the ultimate sign of love (besides making u chicken)..925,000 short chicks die every year by falling in the washing machine,down a drain,or being accidentally flushed down the toilet. So pretty much she is putting her life on the line just so u don't stink...don't take little things like this ur short chick does for u for granted because she could literally be gone in one flush 3w

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sixft9fella But please don't stress out about it,stressing out can make ur hair fall out..but you're already bald so it kinda doesn't matter I guess ...anyway,no matter if u brush that peach fuzz down or borrow a wig from a friend tomorrow I just hope u enjoy yourself #BaldButBlessed 3w

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sixft9fella All makes sense now why I hardly ever see short chicks at the gas station 3w

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sixft9fella I'm hungry tho 3w

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sixft9fella What u mean pull away from the window,Wait 20 min & you'll bring it out?...Nah u knew I was coming *calls the police* 4w

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sixft9fella I keep seeing all these challenges & it saddens me to my soul that there hasn't been a challenge involving chicken ...I guess if I want it done I gotta do it myself #ChickenChallenge 4w

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