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sixft9fella When u deal with a true crazy chick, especially a crazy short chick?...No apology no peace, then after u apologize they want another apology for taking so long to apologize in the first place... 1d

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sixft9fella Shout out to all the great mothers out there that make sacrifices for their children,we appreciate u...now go take those batteries back out of that tickle me Elmo while the kids at school & enjoy yourself 3d

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sixft9fella My only fear besides dropping a really good piece of food on the floor 3d

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sixft9fella Nothing like a permanent reminder of the things u love...my arm might look like a menu when I'm done but oh well... 4d

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sixft9fella When you're still in holy mode from Sunday but your car is dirty 4d

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sixft9fella I promise I'm not troubled, most times I'm just thinking really hard if I should get McDonald's or Chik-Fila for Breakfast, Popeyes or Chipotle for lunch, Popeyes again for dinner maybe... #DeepThoughts 1w

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sixft9fella Next time u ladies put your good wig on to go on a date,just know that the man sitting across from you just might have on his good wig too... #TrustNoOne 1w

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sixft9fella Could've known them for 10+ years but that wig & makeup comes off & they'll have u thinking you're getting robbed... #TrustNoOne #WhyTheHellAreYouWaitingOnMeAtTheDoorFor #MamaToldMeOneDayThisWasGonnaHappenButSheNeverToldMeWhen 1w

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sixft9fella Gotta let her eat the big piece of chicken sometimes to make her feel special...just sometimes 1w

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sixft9fella New cars, bald spots covered,toes of their shoes not curled up no more... I see ya, but that bald spot will be flourishing again by summer... #TrustNoOne 2w

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sixft9fella The struggle...I'll be able to walk normal tomorrow tho 2w

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sixft9fella I'm always ready to dip... 2w

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sixft9fella Instant wedding proposal... 3w

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sixft9fella Not even enough days in the year to show the woman that could be cooking your chicken for the rest of your life how much you appreciate her...gotta stay in that "just because" gift section...short chicks love just because gifts 3w

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sixft9fella I've been chicken free for about 6 hours now 3w

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sixft9fella Seems legit & not as hard as I thought... 3w

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sixft9fella Very... *sings in my #Drake voice* she looks like Mona Lisa, brings me chicken brings me pizzaaaa, my Amex got declined in popeyes so I used my visaaaa 3w

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sixft9fella When she gets chicken wings tattooed on her back so you know it's real ... #RelationshipGoals #inked #RedBullGaveHerThose 3w

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sixft9fella And you know what they're gonna do for Balentimes Day? Reproduce,& help the kids with their homework,& their kids gonna be dating your kids one day & buying them Balentimes Day presents & when u die they're gonna be at your funeral with your kids & grandkids talkin like Plies 3w

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