sitaurus Booked a conference room today based solely on proximity to free tacos. #strategizing #partender #wework 3h

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sitaurus Aside from googling "why is my cat vibrating" on day 1, I think I'm okay at this pet thing. #lasertag 1w

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sitaurus A thing I haven't killed yet 1w

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sitaurus 3 going on 13 #nieces 2w
  •   lizzmare Omg their little faces!! 2w

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  •   nomadic_visage The white Tiger Woods. :p 1mon
  •   myklsc And I managed to hit only one pedestrian. 1mon

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sitaurus Damn you @myklsc for always winning in the thoughtful/sweet/handmade/time-consuming gift department. #alsothankyou #candlevotive 1mon

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sitaurus No babies were harmed in the making of this picture. 1mon

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sitaurus The only way for flimsy string lights and toddlers to coexist is to inform them every light is actually a tiny fire & too hot to touch #auntoftheyear 3mon
  •   paolajoel Too cute 3mon
  •   myklsc You should start a blog all about how to keep toddlers from destroying things. 3mon
  •   almiravesseli cutieeeess 3mon
  •   lizzmare Munchkins!! 3mon
  •   nomadic_visage Too cute indeed. My niece would say "Okay, Uncle!" and experiment with them anyway. 3mon
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  •   de_rah cuties!!! 1mon

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sitaurus The most nerve-racking part of being on live TV is the possibility that you'll do something horrendously embarrassing and someone, somewhere will immortalize it in a gif. But then you realize 99.9% of the things that could happen wouldn't be entertaining enough to warrant a gif, and that 99.9% of the people who aren't you, don't care. And the nerves go away. #latergram 4mon

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sitaurus My sister and niece's TV debut last week 4mon

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sitaurus I only share Shake Shack fries with small furry animals 4mon

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sitaurus The best thing about working from home is no one freaks out when you show up without pants. Second best is my new, slowly-coming-together, adult-sized workspace. 4mon
  •   myklsc I see you have a deer theme going on. I say it we mount a 12 point buck above that desk. 4mon
  •   joseburgosjr Cactus encased for safety. I like it. 4mon
  •   lolasayhola This picture makes my OCD go away. Everything is so neat and perfect 4mon

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sitaurus @compound_collective at yesterday's Hollywood Farmer's Market @thehfm 5mon

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sitaurus Thanks for the weird weekend, LA 5mon

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