silly_ily Ma partner in crime 1w

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silly_ily Casual 2016 1w

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silly_ily SpongeBob: Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?
Squidward: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, [a brick wall is shown between the two] ...and this brick wall that you built between us.
Squidward: Yeah. [laughs nervously]
SpongeBob: Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? [Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]
Squidward: Explosions... I mean, erosion.
SpongeBob: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK. [Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps] Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. [smells the aroma] Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? [the sun starts to go down] Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.
Squidward: Four... three... two... one... [nothing happens]
SpongeBob: I guess we started too early. Let's start again.
Squidward: Five... four... three... [an explosion is heard from behind the wall] two... [cries] o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. [he sighs] I am such a good person. [another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out! [Squidward gets up and mutters] Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. [holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"] I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.
Squidward: [slaps book away] Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: Um, okay, I'll try. [grunts and then yells] GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [yells and stomps on the ground] THAT'S
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silly_ily A hoe never gets cold 1mon

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silly_ily Bears? 3mon

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silly_ily "No man can take us prisoner!" 3mon

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silly_ily Gotham City Sirens take Clovis 3mon

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silly_ily Classy candid 4mon

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silly_ily King dork 4mon

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silly_ily I don't like roller coasters 4mon

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silly_ily Sadies ???? Beach Es?? SAnnnd? Jamie's CHESt H AA ir !!!??? #luwow 4mon

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silly_ily Egraeb$ & A$hdogg bout to make it rain at Sadie's 5mon

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silly_ily Gangstas n' gardening 5mon

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silly_ily Rejected prom theme: Donald Trumps hair
Prom theme to consider: stealing all the animals from the zoo and releasing them into the wild
5mon
  •   ashelaay Hey we're not friends can you stop posting pictures of us together because you definitely paid me to be in the pic with you 5mon
  •   silly_ily @ashelaay that's funny because I can pull up the texts of you begging me to post this 5mon
  •   ashelaay That's funny because I don't even text you 5mon
  •   brooke_howarth @ashelaay @silly_ily hey I mean it's nice having a Gemini as a friend because it's like a two in one package deal 5mon
  •   silly_ily @ashelaay you know I thought that you were done with this shit but obviously I'm going to have to get a restraining order against you once again. See both of your faces in court bitch. 5mon
  •   ashelaay At least I'm not a red head 5mon
  •   silly_ily Terrible come back 0/10 5mon
  •   ashelaay Wanna fight 5mon

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silly_ily Chillin n killin it ft. Sonic the hedgehog 6mon

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silly_ily Four girls with trail mix, intuition and a dream go rock climbing 7mon

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silly_ily When you go thrifting for 4 hours and buy exclusively Hawaiian dad shirts and a coconut bra 7mon

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silly_ily Land Hoes 8mon

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silly_ily Good luck in the real world home girl Peace n blessins to all the grads!!! y'all better come back for me next year 8mon

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silly_ily Nick sucks ass 8mon

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