silly_ily Livin La Vida Loca- Eddie Murphy (shrek 2 soundtrack) 2w

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silly_ily Get wrecked for the view 1mon

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silly_ily A penguin walks in and asks the pharmacist for Chapstick.

After grabbing the Chapstick, the pharmacist asks the penguin, “Where would you like that?”

The penguin replies, “Just put it on my bill.”
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silly_ily What's a blue whales favorite James Bond film?
License to Krill
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silly_ily Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "do you know who's driving this thing?" 2mon

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silly_ily School rocks! 3mon

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silly_ily Ma partner in crime 3mon

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silly_ily Casual 2016 3mon

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silly_ily SpongeBob: Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Squidward?
Squidward: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, [a brick wall is shown between the two] ...and this brick wall that you built between us.
Squidward: Yeah. [laughs nervously]
SpongeBob: Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? [Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding]
Squidward: Explosions... I mean, erosion.
SpongeBob: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK. [Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps] Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. [smells the aroma] Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? [the sun starts to go down] Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.
Squidward: Four... three... two... one... [nothing happens]
SpongeBob: I guess we started too early. Let's start again.
Squidward: Five... four... three... [an explosion is heard from behind the wall] two... [cries] o-o-o-one... Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. [he sighs] I am such a good person. [another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down on top of Squidward. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles]
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out! [Squidward gets up and mutters] Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. [holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"] I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.
Squidward: [slaps book away] Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: Um, okay, I'll try. [grunts and then yells] GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [yells and stomps on the ground] THAT'S
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silly_ily A hoe never gets cold 4mon

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silly_ily Bears? 6mon

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silly_ily "No man can take us prisoner!" 6mon

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silly_ily Gotham City Sirens take Clovis 6mon

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silly_ily Classy candid 6mon

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silly_ily King dork 7mon

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silly_ily I don't like roller coasters 7mon

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silly_ily Sadies ???? Beach Es?? SAnnnd? Jamie's CHESt H AA ir !!!??? #luwow 7mon

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silly_ily Egraeb$ & A$hdogg bout to make it rain at Sadie's 8mon

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silly_ily Gangstas n' gardening 8mon

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