shwacker Our heights and our hair have changed throughout the years but one thing has stayed the same: you're still dumpy and we're still weird. Lol jk (kinda) Happy 18th Birthday and 1st day of college, Jaylen! Love ya! #weregettingold 1w

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shwacker *Spongebob Narrator voice* 10 years later (we think)
We like recreating pictures, especially at the lake
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shwacker May or may not have service for a few days so here's my face for people who care lolz (omg double post) (omg it isn't even Sunday) 2w

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shwacker Happy 29th Birthday to my big brother (who is too cool to have an Instagram )! Thanks for always watching out for me, being honest, and giving me a niece, haha I love you! Hope your day is great. 2w

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shwacker Went to 2 more states together, ate our weight in seafood, and got a little burnt. A week at the beach is never long enough but it was definitely a fun one 🌞 "Sooo, hot tub?" 3w

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shwacker Went to New Orleans yesterday for the first time ever and it was pretty neat 3w

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shwacker Night walks on the beach never disappoint 4w

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shwacker Laughing because Ryan's drinking a girly drink and likes it #mcm #blurry 4w

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shwacker No more being team sober or being shorter than me! Happy 21st to one of my best friends, Pat! Keep making weird faces and let's turn up lolz MURR 4w

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shwacker Happy 24th Birthday to my best friend, Eric! He loves watching vine videos and loves cats as much as me, drinks hot tea at night, and is a great pal. Love you! -Shlurpy 4w

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shwacker ¥*$~every brunette needs a blonde best friend or summin like that~$*¥ #blackdressaffair 4w

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shwacker I just love Dubsmash so much hahaha and this is the cutest 1mon

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shwacker Can't believe two of my close friends are married now! You both looked awesome and I'm so happy for ya. Love you both! Happy Honeymoon! #MrsTater 1mon

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shwacker Expression says "I'm having fun"
Flannel around waist says "I don't care"
Sock and bowling shoe combo screams "I'm taken"
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shwacker #TBT to one of my favorite days; the day we started dating we look like babies!
| 02.12.13 I love you, Ry! #dathair #cheesinhard
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shwacker Happy Birthday to the man who would give me the world if he could! I love you so much daddy and appreciate everything you do for me always. #daddysgirl 1mon

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shwacker Already too in love with little Chelsea Elizabeth | And too excited to be a part of the aunt club; Aunt Shelby has a nice ring to it 1mon

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shwacker Happy 1st Birthday to this fat, grumpy old man of a cat, Ollie! Always posin for the ladies and just ploppin' down wherever he pleases. Love my OllieKins so much! #olliefurpresident #futurecatlady 1mon

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shwacker Feels like yesterday we were sleeping over at your house all the time and hot tubbin; can't believe you're married now! So happy for you, Sarah! #NealyWeds #transformationtuesday 2mon

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