shnjohnson The office today. 4d

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shnjohnson A real green** thumb. (**typically organic polymers of high molecular mass) 5d

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shnjohnson Sup, bitch? 5d

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shnjohnson It's the little things, like feet. 5d

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shnjohnson Ballet 5d

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shnjohnson I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix. #movebitch 7d

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shnjohnson My roommate this weekend at the beach is a real trainwreck. 1w
  •   txmonkey How many beers did you give her?! 1w
  •   suckmynick Tossinturnious runs strong within her. 1w

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shnjohnson More from these grapes after this message from our sponsor, the movie EVERYONE EVER is well aware of. 2w

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shnjohnson Nap party. 2w

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  •   petertsouras She's essentially better then you now. Send her to practice next time. 2w
  •   shnjohnson "No pictures please" 2w

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shnjohnson Barnes and Noble is preparing me for my semester abroad. I really think I'm going to find myself this year. Maybe I'll meet a cute Latino girl who can show me the sights. 2w

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shnjohnson Say what?!?! 2w
  •   jagswim So cute. Sounds like he's saying hi dada! 2w

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shnjohnson Come on, pussy! Take a business card from this moving car! What are you? Some kinda level headed non daredevil sissy boy?! LETS ARM WRESTLE!!!! 2w

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shnjohnson White people love shit! At Sticky tonight! 3w

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  •   edrectorset Starting the modeling career early huh? 3w

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shnjohnson 3w

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  •   ungluck Mine have and love that same toy 3w

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shnjohnson @suckmynick Dude literally took this bass for a walk seconds after this pic was taken. Sick stage move. 3w
  •   suckmynick I don't want to like this, but I will because you said it was OK. 3w
  •   shnjohnson @suckmynick Don't be jealous of his sweet sweet pirate gear. 3w

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shnjohnson What are you doing on a Friday night? Not seeing The Wiggles, you say?! Well I am!! 3w

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