shitijnigam After a lot of pain and suffering and help from @ananayadayal and occasionally @google 2w

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shitijnigam Fun weekend activity #drawmystory 3w

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shitijnigam The day I wake up to Penis coffee 1mon

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shitijnigam FLOWERS! You get flowers! You also get flowers! Everyone gets flowers! #sharmamanikimatrimony 2mon

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shitijnigam Rain pumpkin smiley 3mon

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shitijnigam Testing high quality videos. Let's see how this goes 3mon

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shitijnigam National's Gallery. Is. Amazing. 3mon

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shitijnigam Room's coming along 3mon

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shitijnigam The time that @nikunjh scared the bejeesus out of @michelleyee 5mon

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shitijnigam Bye beautiful resort 5mon

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shitijnigam Changi knows how to keep its customers happy. Free #coffee for everyone! 5mon

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shitijnigam It’s a wonder being in San Francisco. The city has WiFi, the buses have WiFi, and I’m pretty sure even cats and dogs will have WiFi at some point. I have no practical reason to buy a SIM card, simply because there is free data and Starbucks everywhere. I saw a homeless person the other day begging for money in the same breath that he was talking to his alleged partner over Facebook about being late today (Baby I gon’ be late today, I got-uh sing a bit). Said homeless person then proceeded to sit on a trash can and sing a mesmerizing jazz number. I immediately spared him a generous 25 cents as a sign of my goodwill.
I’m cheap even in this country, evidently.
It’s not like I don’t want to help. I do, really. But the thought of wanting to help is sometimes enough for me, until I can promptly find another distraction. So I started scanning Yelp reviews instead.
Oddly enough, I spent thirty full minutes on the app with very limited success. That’s right. About a thousand babies were born in India in the same time that I took to find the perfect restaurant within the perfect distance and in the perfect budget. In an effort to maximize my eventual experience, I’d effectively wasted the spectacular now.
Aziz Ansari wrote recently about the creation of a generation of maximizers (He calls them, us, me - Bozos). We spend more time trying to find the best way to perform an activity instead of actually performing it — whether it comes to swiping Tinder, finding Italian joints, or posting on Instagram. The strive for perfection is omnipresent and idiotic.
Luckily for me, upon this happy realization - I decided to skip food altogether, cozied up to a relatively clean spot, and tuned in to the background music of San Francisco. Gutters hissed, saxophones played, and neon signs sputtered and clicked.
Then I went home and spent 30 minutes trying to select the most optimal movie on Netflix.
Prfft.
6mon

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shitijnigam Breakfast by the Bay Bridge 6mon

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shitijnigam Ok done 6mon

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shitijnigam Bunch of rocks against the water during the evening nbd 6mon

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