shehashadit YAAAASSSS Happy Father's Day KWEENS!!!! YAAAASSSS!!!! Now Kiesha, gurrrll I know today is supposed to be all about shondalabiological daddies and most of the kids they claim, but Kween I could not let this day pass without also thanking all the hot hospice care silver fox sugar daddy heroes out there in the world, holding on for dear life while financing my love, "friendship" and or other services( shhhh...Mind yo business Saints, rent is due on the 1st!) Whew, they truly make the world go round, amen!! Well mines' anyways!!! So Happy Day Daddy!!! #iloveyou #justaslongasthatrentcheckclears #andaslongasmyphonegotminutes #whewglory #tehehe #namaste #hesmysugardaddy #eventhoughhestechnicallydiabetic #yaaaasss #everybodyaintable #dommascdiscreettopdaddywithnolimitsandadonotresusitateorder #yesplease #tellyourhospiceworkertoturnherhead #imalady #shehashadit #shebeingme #sorrydaddy #happyfathersday #nowaboutthatbackchildsupport #happysundaykweens 1w

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shehashadit 🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿 YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS YAAAASSS YAAASSSS!!!!! Whew Kiesha, gurrrllll after the over night success of my first shondalasingle "Broke, Fertile and Willing!" I'm proud to announce the release of my new single "Rent Check Bounce" featuring Kirk Franklin and the Family with a special guest appearance by former Destiny's Child member LaTavia !!! #availableonlimewirenow #justsearchregret #jesusismylandlord #butthedevilisaskingforrent #yasskween #deardrake #ifyourereadingthisimdoublejointed #callme #shehashadit #myfullalbumhashtagblessedbutsoreisoutnow #ireallytriedtocapturedthesoundsofloneliness #featuringthehitsongs #cryingintheshower #craigslistcrazyforyou #hashtaghard #topmedaddyonemoretime #imeverybottom #kweenwheresmadonna #itsonthebottomofthechartsonitunes #butidontmindbeingthere #mindyobusiness #haveagreatdaykweens 2w

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shehashadit YAAAAAAASSSSS KWEEN YAAAAASSSSS!!! Wheeeww Kiesha gurrrrllllll, is your phone on??? Good, cause mine's is off, and only works when there's shondalafreemcdonaldswifi ( shhhh mind yo business Hefa, that's between me, Jesus and Metro PCS) ! Anyways, guuurrrlll please call my Momma and tell her our cousin Skittles is on the news again, letting the kids have it, with a anime unibrow, and a sensible candy apple green ponytail in the name!!! YAAASSSS LORDT!!!! Guuurrrlll, I guess peen loving, Burger King eating, nosy Kweens, just run in my family, amen! #thatandbadcredit #churchbepraying #everybodyaintable #especiallywhenyouhungry #remiweave #candyapplegreenedition #hatsoldseperatly #donttrythisathome #youtoocouldenduponthenews #hesayhelosthishungry #likeilostmydesireforwomen #idontneedemjesus #thatfaceisdaypainted #likeanonequitymonalisainharlem #kieshalisa #slaaaayyy #burgerkween #burgers #fries #hpvandregret #soyouthinkyoucanbottom #namaste #shehashadit 3w

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAASSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeewww Kiesha, now guuurrrlll this not my home church, I'm just the shondalaguest speaker for their Menz Conference tonight. Now this IS my sermon title, half of it anyways, the Preacher just said their marquee hit the word limit like Twitter!!! My full sermon title is " MANY OF THESE HOMOS MOVING INTO HARLEM LOOKING FOR SOME BLACK MEAT...AND LORDT I WANNA BE THE SAINT TO FEED EM!" Eyyyglory! Whewww! Church I'm stretching in the spirit already, MENZ be sure not to miss this sermon tonight! #somebodysgonnagetdelivert #menzmenzmenz #welcometoharlemyall #125thstreetallblackmeatandgreet #bendover #thinkaboutheaven #harlemrenaissance #itsonlygayifyoupushback #mindyobusiness #thelordtsaidbeyeavessel #andthatswhyvesselismygridrname #fillmeup #shhh #igottapraiseforPrEP #imatruvadasoldierforchrist #blackmeat #soundskosher #iguessblackisback #lookatyourneighborandsayblacktopsmatter #shehashadit #andshecantgetenoughofit #doublejointedandlonely #workinginthefieldsofthelordt #imouttherehoeingfortheholyghost #seeyouaroundharlemkweens #haaaaaayyy 4w

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shehashadit YAAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! Wheeew Kiesha guuuuurrrrllll, me and my church family are living our whole shondalalives in celebration of Sister Jenner and her fierce reveal on the cover of Vanity Fair! But Kiesha, gurrll I just wish this cover had came out yesterday, so Pastor could have reiterated to the mothers of the church that everybody (especially them) ain't able, AMEN!!! Poor White Mother Wilma saw that cover first thing this morning on her AOL and went directly to a DEMO pallet sale at Sephora and is now also walking around the nursing home telling people to also call her Caitlyn now too!!! NO!!! Your name is White Wilma, sit down! #whewlordt #saintspray #badgalwilma #sisterwillyifyournasty #yaaasss #iliveforasmokeyeye #amentz #nanasaidshesnevertoooldtotakeyoman #ehglory #herfaceisbeatbydre #jesusisherphotographer #butthedevilishermakeupartist #comeonphotocred #shadingwithasharpie #charliesaidno #thickeyebrowsonfleet #enemasthatis #togetthingsmovingagain #youknow #shehashadit #donttrythisathome #caitlynsajenner #motheryoureajenkins #reignkweencaitlyn #weresoproudofyou 1mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSS! Heeeyy glory!!!! Whhhheewww Kiesha guuuurrrlll, you see what the Lordt can do with a sensible 3am Pinterest search, a little faith, a lotta of meth, several fits of intense sobbing,weeping and questioning of my life and life choices, a budget, and a day drunk trip to Hobby Lobby??!!! YAAASSSS!! Won't he do it! EHHHH-SHA-BABAH! (That's sacred tongues, for "where am I...help!!!") Yes Kweens, I made this dress for my new Prom line "Promcé by BoYoncé" ( Formerly known as the House down the street from Deréon)! I call this particular look " Bitch, can I have some money??!" For the young Rihanna lovers in need, amen! Coming soon to a David's Bridal ( parking lot) near you! #namaste #prom2015 #thisyearsthemeisregretunderthestars #ahhh #thriving #sayyestothedressandnotothemess #everybodyaintable #butatleastthiswhitegurltried #moneygreenfitforakween #onesizefitsmost #verawangpromforhandm #iremembermyseniorprom #nothinglikeasensiblepregnancyscaretostrengthenyourrelationshipwithgod #andimaboy #shhhhh #mindyobusiness #furious #houseofdereon #thetidalofthefashionindustry #liesibelievedwhileshoppingonetsy #luckilymycarddeclined #buttheysentittomeanyways #shehashadit #happysaturdaykweens #washyohands 1mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAASSSSS! Wheeewww Kiesha, guuuurrrrllll white Nana Nasty said "If you see something, pee on something," and church it looks like that "something" today is a trash can in the middle of an active subway station amentz!!! Now Kiesha, you know I'm the first to relieve myself when the shondaladigestion spirit moves upon me, but guuuurrrlll, at least find a nice prayer corner somewhere to do that, LORDT!!! I would say just use a public restroom, but I don't know her journey. She's got a suitcase, so maybe she's like me, and only uses public restrooms to turn tricks!!! (Mind yo business saints, it's May 1st and I have until the 5th to come up with rent...haaaaay daddy!) #openheart #openlegs #litterstopshere #steadystreamsofmercy #airdryinginthename #2sqautsofpraise #andaswayforgoodmeasure #nanaseve #summerseveforthenanaonthego #amen #howrefreshing #imgladiworemynonsliphookerheels #thatdbeanastyspill #whiteprivilege #sheaintneverscared #mustbenice #shehashadit #cmonlegs #andasensiblepairofnewbalances #everybodyaintable #advancestyle #peeingclear #singingclear #goingclear #ahhh #shesashondalascientologists #theydidntshowthispartinthedocumentary #3pointsforhufflepuff #causeshediditstandingup #washyohandskweens 2mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSS!!! Whew Kiesha, guuuuurrrlll I wish my Pastor had preached this sermon last week at church, before my Washington Height's mission trip to minister to all the lost and wondering bi-curious but hung Dom.Masc.Dominican.Tops of 167th street Kween!!Because guuurrrrlll, today I am sore, exhausted, out of commission, I smell like a mix of poppers and guacamole, and there is no way I'm going to church tonight without my shondalawheelchair of shame!!! Ugh!!! Had I heard this message last week, I would have just ministered in Chinatown! #whew #lessonlearned #ifthelordtwontmakeroom #itjustwontfit #evenwithextraprayerandlube #amen #everybodyaintable #iknowimnot #well #callmenextmonthaftersomepractice #nevergivingup #thatswhatwecallfaith #notopleftbehind #anewbookseries #aboutthetopraptureofhellskitchen #shehashadit #whenthebottomsgoup #blessingscomedown #believeandrecieve #namaste #noroomattheinn #buttrythebackdoor #happysundaykweens #prayforme 2mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! Wheeewww Kiesha, guuurrrllll finally getting to meet @oliviawilde tonight must be exactly how it feels when someone pays rent on time, or even before the 5th of the month!!!!! ShondalaGlorious!!!!! But forreal, she was one of the very first celebs to follow this account back when I was starting off and I've always been so grateful for her support!!!! YAAAAASSSS KWEEEN!!! Sorry I looked like a guest speaker at a GED certificate ceremony but church, times is hard, and ain't no money on Momma's card so we gotta make do, AMENTZ!!!! #happythursdaykweens #ijustgotmywholelife #starstruck #likebeyoncelookinginthemirror #isthisreallife #thriving #throbbing #trustingondirectdeposit #eeyyyglory #findingneverland #broadwaypremeire 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!! Whew Kiesha, guuurrrrrllllll, I don't know who told Big Brenda that mechanical bull riding was the new soul cycling, but KWEEN she just literally portrayed every single emotion my mind, body and soul feels after a good ole' "prayer" meeting via Grindr, Shondalascruff and sometimes Tinder! (Shhhh mind yo business church!!! The Lordt said "tis the season to be fertile and double-jointed," and that's exactly what I am, amentz)!!!!! Kiesha, this is how I plan on riding every Dom.Masc.Top that won't help me pay my bills from now on out!!! #glorytogod #stopdropandroll #jesustakethisbull #intensepeenexhaustion #thereversecowgurl #aka #dalazykween #myfavoriteposition #facedown #hopesup #wonthedoit #apparentlynot #prayersforbigbrenda #shedroppeditlikeitwashot #soitstayedthereandburnt #yeehaw #shehashadit #tmt #topmetuesday #carryon 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! So Kiesha guuurrrllll obviously I didn't go to Coachella this year, because I've been too busy doing a little something we New York Kweens like to call "paying rent....barely!!" But praise the Lordt, I still got to team up with my favorite sisters over at @mtvstyle to read all the shondalacoachella kweens!!!! #eyyyglory #wonthedoit #comeoncheck #coachella2015 #mtvstyle #thelinksinmybio #hopeyoulikeit #whew #shehashadit 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! Whew Kiesha, gurrrllll this reminds me of one of my favorite scriptures from church,"Train up a child in the way she should grow, then one day just like Mama, she'll soon hit the pole!" AMENTZ, AMENTZ!!! Ohh Saints, I remember my first time stripping at the "Holla Dolla Klub" sophomore year of college, to secretly pay for my spring break vacation to Cancun with all my rich white friends, (Shhhh I told my parents, I went on a missions trip to Mississippi that year!) !!! Anyway Kweens, I had a bucket of Popeyes chicken right before my strip to calm my nerves, but I most not have cleaned all the grease off my hands, cause I couldn't hold on to the pole for nothing in the world!!! #whew #lessonlearned #imade8dollarthatnight #withabruiseforfree #amen #butigotbetter #andifoundmeahospicedaddytomakeitrain #andihadablastincancun #2004 #backwhencancunwasareleventdestination #oops #suchagreatvacationthough #holashondalayolando #youcantspellcancunwithoutchlamydia #oralcoholpoisoning #wellyoucan #ijustcant #mindyobusinnes #poledancingfortoddlers #itsournewclassheratgymboree #eachonetipone #shehashadit #haveagreatweekyall 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAASSS KWEEN YAAASSS! Whew Kiesha, you see, maybe now the world will finally see what I've been preaching to the kids all these years in Sunday night school! Kweens: Ch.69, verse 1 "Shondalapeen is good! But good peen ain't for shondalaeverybody!" EyyGLORY! Church, this man used to be my high school math tutor, before one anonymous hit of good peen via craigslist sent him spiraling into an outdated Rihanna playlist frenzy, in the middle of a CVS in Times Square! Lordt!#wegottabebettersaints #amateurbottomsandprotopsdontmix #withoutpropereducation #youllgocrazy #thebiblesayswegottabeready #readylikeashantisnewsingleontidal #unheard #itstrue #ilearnedmylessonthehardway #hehe #nowicantevenlookatwhitesheetsthesame #nomatterthethreadcount #bye #craigslistchris #m4m #masc4mascara #shehashadit #aeropostalbikinisale #todayonly #nonrefundablebottoms #refundabletops #nike #forthecourt #forthestreets #forthekweens #justbottom #highlightsonfleek #comeonedirtyombre #everybodyaintable #happysaturday 3mon

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shehashadit Im trying to effin post today before my Grindr hookup gets here (mind yo business) but Miss @Instagram won't let me write the full caption! #shadekween #imsomad #ugh #ineedthistopost #likeineedthisanonymouspeenthatsontheway #fixitjesus 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! Now Kiesha guurrrlll, I know I missed #TBT yesterday, cause my phone my was cut off and my neighbors changed their wifi password ( SHADE!!!! But its fine though, cause I still have their HBOGo login!) but eyyyglory that shondaladirect deposit came through at the stroke of midnight Kween, so now I'm back in full effect just in time for a #FBF post!!! Gurrlll, this FBF is of my fierce momma last year at my little sister Ebowknee "IlovethelordbutIlllstillcutabitchinthename" Jenkin's 8th grade graduation and parole hearing!!! YAASSS YAASSS YAASS, you see Kiesha she wore that backless Charlotte Russe dress like it was a Chanel original on clearance in Connecticut!!!! Now church, if momma can pull off a look like this in broad daylight, and still get a man, surely I can wear booty shorts in 40 degree weather without judgement!!! #wonthedoit #flashbackfriday #fierceblackfrida #motherofthehausofbudgets #everybodyaintable #blueglitterpumps #orangebottoms #fromthestrawberrybridalcollection #annulled #payinglessbutstillbeblessed #amenamen #ifeltthatinmycreditscore #myjesusmyjourney #shehashadit #likemotherlikeson #alwayspronetoserveabacklessmoment #yaaassshaltertop #nochildsupport #nobrasupport #shegood #talkaboutindependentwoman #brave #theneneleakscollection #shebysheree #backtatsonfleek #mindyobusiness 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAASS KWEEENS YAAAAAAASSSSS!! WHEWWWW Kiesha, guuuuurrrrrlllll I'm so glad I skipped that shondalasexwithsomebodysex party off the J train tonight in Brooklyn, just so I could join @bravoandy as guest bartender on his show @bravowwhl!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Whew church, I guess since I'm on tv now, my little secret is out !!! Yes, I am a malnourished, black ,pass around party bottom, with the voice of a heavily medicated opulent white women in the Hamptons, and the heart of a Pentecostal preacher at an all you can eat buffett!... And KWEEN I'm PROUD!!!! #SheHasHadIt #really #thisiscrazy #sorrynene #gurrlllyouknow #myjesusmyjourney #startedatthebottom #andimjuststillabottom #nogrowth #likemyedges #kiesha #askyomommaificanborrowhercablebox #thestruggle #watchwhathappenslive #itellthattoallmygrindrhookups #shhh #itsasurprise #yaaaassss #seriously #thiswassocool #hashtagblessed #hopeimadeyoukweensproud #lovefromtheglove 4mon

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shehashadit Whew, KIESHAAAAAAAAAA guuuuurrrrllll this Kween done stole my look at the fashun show and I'm so mad about it in my spirit about church!!! I mean, I'm not so much mad that we're both wearing the same jacket, but the fact that this same model blocked me earlier today on the shondalagrindr (mind yo business saints, I'm just here for friends!!! And by "friends" I mean the nastiest anonymous gay sex filled with passion and regret!) Guuurrrlll pray for me!!! ANYWAY Kweens I'm all over the place for NYFW, but if you want your @shehashadit fix, head over to MTV STYLE, where I'll be reading all the high fashion kweens this week!!! #linksinmybio #nyfw #thriving #throbbing #payingrent #shondalabarely #bitchstolemylook #obsessed #myjesusmyjourney #blockedongrindr #butiknowwhereyoulive #cmonlordt #effieslament #andiamtellingyou #youregonnatopme #dontbelievemejustwatch #happyvalentinesday 5mon

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