shehashadit YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! Wheeewww Kiesha, guuurrrllll finally getting to meet @oliviawilde tonight must be exactly how it feels when someone pays rent on time, or even before the 5th of the month!!!!! ShondalaGlorious!!!!! But forreal, she was one of the very first celebs to follow this account back when I was starting off and I've always been so grateful for her support!!!! YAAAAASSSS KWEEEN!!! Sorry I looked like a guest speaker at a GED certificate ceremony but church, times is hard, and ain't no money on Momma's card so we gotta make do, AMENTZ!!!! #happythursdaykweens #ijustgotmywholelife #starstruck #likebeyoncelookinginthemirror #isthisreallife #thriving #throbbing #trustingondirectdeposit #eeyyyglory #findingneverland #broadwaypremeire 5d

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!! Whew Kiesha, guuurrrrrllllll, I don't know who told Big Brenda that mechanical bull riding was the new soul cycling, but KWEEN she just literally portrayed every single emotion my mind, body and soul feels after a good ole' "prayer" meeting via Grindr, Shondalascruff and sometimes Tinder! (Shhhh mind yo business church!!! The Lordt said "tis the season to be fertile and double-jointed," and that's exactly what I am, amentz)!!!!! Kiesha, this is how I plan on riding every Dom.Masc.Top that won't help me pay my bills from now on out!!! #glorytogod #stopdropandroll #jesustakethisbull #intensepeenexhaustion #thereversecowgurl #aka #dalazykween #myfavoriteposition #facedown #hopesup #wonthedoit #apparentlynot #prayersforbigbrenda #shedroppeditlikeitwashot #soitstayedthereandburnt #yeehaw #shehashadit #tmt #topmetuesday #carryon 7d

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! So Kiesha guuurrrllll obviously I didn't go to Coachella this year, because I've been too busy doing a little something we New York Kweens like to call "paying rent....barely!!" But praise the Lordt, I still got to team up with my favorite sisters over at @mtvstyle to read all the shondalacoachella kweens!!!! #eyyyglory #wonthedoit #comeoncheck #coachella2015 #mtvstyle #thelinksinmybio #hopeyoulikeit #whew #shehashadit 1w

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shehashadit YAAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! Whew Kiesha, gurrrllll this reminds me of one of my favorite scriptures from church,"Train up a child in the way she should grow, then one day just like Mama, she'll soon hit the pole!" AMENTZ, AMENTZ!!! Ohh Saints, I remember my first time stripping at the "Holla Dolla Klub" sophomore year of college, to secretly pay for my spring break vacation to Cancun with all my rich white friends, (Shhhh I told my parents, I went on a missions trip to Mississippi that year!) !!! Anyway Kweens, I had a bucket of Popeyes chicken right before my strip to calm my nerves, but I most not have cleaned all the grease off my hands, cause I couldn't hold on to the pole for nothing in the world!!! #whew #lessonlearned #imade8dollarthatnight #withabruiseforfree #amen #butigotbetter #andifoundmeahospicedaddytomakeitrain #andihadablastincancun #2004 #backwhencancunwasareleventdestination #oops #suchagreatvacationthough #holashondalayolando #youcantspellcancunwithoutchlamydia #oralcoholpoisoning #wellyoucan #ijustcant #mindyobusinnes #poledancingfortoddlers #itsournewclassheratgymboree #eachonetipone #shehashadit #haveagreatweekyall 1w

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shehashadit YAAAASSS KWEEN YAAASSS! Whew Kiesha, you see, maybe now the world will finally see what I've been preaching to the kids all these years in Sunday night school! Kweens: Ch.69, verse 1 "Shondalapeen is good! But good peen ain't for shondalaeverybody!" EyyGLORY! Church, this man used to be my high school math tutor, before one anonymous hit of good peen via craigslist sent him spiraling into an outdated Rihanna playlist frenzy, in the middle of a CVS in Times Square! Lordt!#wegottabebettersaints #amateurbottomsandprotopsdontmix #withoutpropereducation #youllgocrazy #thebiblesayswegottabeready #readylikeashantisnewsingleontidal #unheard #itstrue #ilearnedmylessonthehardway #hehe #nowicantevenlookatwhitesheetsthesame #nomatterthethreadcount #bye #craigslistchris #m4m #masc4mascara #shehashadit #aeropostalbikinisale #todayonly #nonrefundablebottoms #refundabletops #nike #forthecourt #forthestreets #forthekweens #justbottom #highlightsonfleek #comeonedirtyombre #everybodyaintable #happysaturday 1w

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shehashadit Im trying to effin post today before my Grindr hookup gets here (mind yo business) but Miss @Instagram won't let me write the full caption! #shadekween #imsomad #ugh #ineedthistopost #likeineedthisanonymouspeenthatsontheway #fixitjesus 1w

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! Now Kiesha guurrrlll, I know I missed #TBT yesterday, cause my phone my was cut off and my neighbors changed their wifi password ( SHADE!!!! But its fine though, cause I still have their HBOGo login!) but eyyyglory that shondaladirect deposit came through at the stroke of midnight Kween, so now I'm back in full effect just in time for a #FBF post!!! Gurrlll, this FBF is of my fierce momma last year at my little sister Ebowknee "IlovethelordbutIlllstillcutabitchinthename" Jenkin's 8th grade graduation and parole hearing!!! YAASSS YAASSS YAASS, you see Kiesha she wore that backless Charlotte Russe dress like it was a Chanel original on clearance in Connecticut!!!! Now church, if momma can pull off a look like this in broad daylight, and still get a man, surely I can wear booty shorts in 40 degree weather without judgement!!! #wonthedoit #flashbackfriday #fierceblackfrida #motherofthehausofbudgets #everybodyaintable #blueglitterpumps #orangebottoms #fromthestrawberrybridalcollection #annulled #payinglessbutstillbeblessed #amenamen #ifeltthatinmycreditscore #myjesusmyjourney #shehashadit #likemotherlikeson #alwayspronetoserveabacklessmoment #yaaassshaltertop #nochildsupport #nobrasupport #shegood #talkaboutindependentwoman #brave #theneneleakscollection #shebysheree #backtatsonfleek #mindyobusiness 4w

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAASS KWEEENS YAAAAAAASSSSS!! WHEWWWW Kiesha, guuuuurrrrrlllll I'm so glad I skipped that shondalasexwithsomebodysex party off the J train tonight in Brooklyn, just so I could join @bravoandy as guest bartender on his show @bravowwhl!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Whew church, I guess since I'm on tv now, my little secret is out !!! Yes, I am a malnourished, black ,pass around party bottom, with the voice of a heavily medicated opulent white women in the Hamptons, and the heart of a Pentecostal preacher at an all you can eat buffett!... And KWEEN I'm PROUD!!!! #SheHasHadIt #really #thisiscrazy #sorrynene #gurrlllyouknow #myjesusmyjourney #startedatthebottom #andimjuststillabottom #nogrowth #likemyedges #kiesha #askyomommaificanborrowhercablebox #thestruggle #watchwhathappenslive #itellthattoallmygrindrhookups #shhh #itsasurprise #yaaaassss #seriously #thiswassocool #hashtagblessed #hopeimadeyoukweensproud #lovefromtheglove 1mon

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shehashadit Whew, KIESHAAAAAAAAAA guuuuurrrrllll this Kween done stole my look at the fashun show and I'm so mad about it in my spirit about church!!! I mean, I'm not so much mad that we're both wearing the same jacket, but the fact that this same model blocked me earlier today on the shondalagrindr (mind yo business saints, I'm just here for friends!!! And by "friends" I mean the nastiest anonymous gay sex filled with passion and regret!) Guuurrrlll pray for me!!! ANYWAY Kweens I'm all over the place for NYFW, but if you want your @shehashadit fix, head over to MTV STYLE, where I'll be reading all the high fashion kweens this week!!! #linksinmybio #nyfw #thriving #throbbing #payingrent #shondalabarely #bitchstolemylook #obsessed #myjesusmyjourney #blockedongrindr #butiknowwhereyoulive #cmonlordt #effieslament #andiamtellingyou #youregonnatopme #dontbelievemejustwatch #happyvalentinesday 2mon

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shehashadit YAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeww Kiesha, guuurrrrlll, they done got my cousin's ex-girlfriend Ya'Hynness Crown-Royal- Ciroc Jackson for fraud Lordt. Guuurrrll, see my Momma tried to tell her last week, "if you get your taxes done at the same place where you get your hair did, your cash washed, your oil changed, a Holy fundraising fish plate 2Go, and your baby's Adderall prescription refilled? SOMEBODY's bounded to go to jail!!" 94 million shondaladollars??? GURLL, Who did she claim? Blue Ivy???!!! She had to! Whew church, I'm so glad I'm still technically considered a dependent, cause of all my Sugar Daddies! ( Mind yo business, but) WONT HE DO IT!!! #freeyahyness #lordtsavethatkween #shehashadit #myjesusmyjorney #everybodyaintable #iwishiwasthatbrave #idatleastsetupdirectdeposit #excusememrobama #ireallyneedthis #halfofthisisgoingtostudentloansanyways #orangeisstillthenewblack #butblondesstillhavemorefun #imsodone #yallprayforme #lordtsendmeamanforvalentinesday #ddfreejustforme #domtop #withgoodcredit #andlowselfesteem #eyyglory #byekweens 2mon

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shehashadit YAAAASSSSS KWEEN YAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeww Kiesha, guuuuuuuuuurrrrlll Mother Labeija is living her FUUULLLL out Mary J. Blige fur fantasy right now, and Kweeen the saints are shondalagagging!!! YAAAASSSS!!! Now Kiesha, you know I used to always be down to serve a sensible "killed it myself" colored fur for the kids, but guurrlll ever since I joined the PETA ( Potential Energetic Top-training Association) I can't wear animals,or even eat them anymore, because apparently the PETAs believe that Vegans make better bottoms, and that's exactly what I want to be, Amentz!!! But this Harlem Elagaza that Mother is serving just really blessed my spirit!!! Thanks Kween!!! #everybodyaintable #formerhausofdereon #eyesdialatedsoshecantseethehaters #bye #sensiblefurponcha #fur #furreal #obsessed #shekilledbigbirdelmoandthecookiemonster #worthit #everygarmenthasastory #herstaughtmehowtoread #literally #shehashadit #itsnewyorkfashionweek #whichmeans #choiceschoiceschoices #stepitupkweens #amen #imaproudveganbottom #whichisswahiliforimalwaysready #tryme #nofriendsnolimits #byekweens #haveagreatday 2mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAASSSS!!!! Wheewww, now see church, Sister Tre'Nesha was supposed to be bringing these shondalanuggets of devine chicken, down to the church tonight, for our Tuesday night social gathering, "Thug-top Lovers for Christ" ( TLC for short!) But Kiesha, guuurrrlll I guess the LORDT put it on her heart to taste test one, and she just got carried away in the spirit!!! I guess these nuggets are just like Lay's for her church, "betcha can't eat just one!" AMENTZ, AMENTZ, WHEEWW I feel the same way about discreet employed white peen!!! #onceyoutopthefundontstop #withmeanyways #causeiwasraisedright #thelordtblessedmewiththegiftofbottoming #shhhh #itreallyisaministry #askmybabydaddy #obamafriedchicken #2goplease #thankyou #shehashadit #yaaasssss #everybodyaintable #butimsogladsheis #idareyoutoaskherforone #butiknowyouwantone #idotoo #butimbottomingtonight #soallicaneatisberriesandpray #furious #butgrateful #believingtorecieve #myjesusmynuggets #reignkweenreign #gobuyashehashaditshirtkweens #6daysleft #linksinthebio #namaste #happytuesday 3mon

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shehashadit Whew Kiesha,Pookie said for this snow storm, as long as she got King Jesus, and a few bottles of Sutter Home discount communion Moscato, she'll be just fine! Eyglory! Now church, I tried to help get her cable back on so she wouldn't have to keep watching her kid's Frozen DVD on repeat, but Lordt she said no, so I left her alone about it! Now she thinks she's black Elsa, in Tyler Perry's remake "Furrzzent, Hellerr!" Drunk as hell, screaming like Idina Menzel on NYE giving 75%! NOW we know why she had to quit the choir! #sorrysistermaryclarance #hiseyeisonthesparrow #notpookiesdrinkinghabits #everybodyaintable #ritalouisewatson #dontymakemecomedownthere #frozen #letitgo #thecoldneverbotheredmeanyways #gurl #nietherhaslaterent #orcarpayments #ormycreditscore #oranangrydommasctopthatcanhost #nowthatsfaith #raisedright #thepookiechronicles #likeprecious2 #onlyfunny #likereadinghumansofnewyorkhigh #shehashadit #junosnowstorm #notthefirstmantolietomeaboutpotentialinches #iplannedonasnowday #ugh #thelordtoldmenottoanswermyphone #butthedevilsaiditmightbetrade #soianswered #nowigottagotowork #damn 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAASSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAASSSSSS! Wheewww Kiesha, guuuuuurrrrlllllllll!!!! Now you already KNOW, as a sanctified soldier in the bottom brigade of the Lordt, that I try my very very best not to snoop around in other people's ministry Kween! But guuuuuurrrrllll, today as I was waiting on the platform for this train of glory to mystical Connecticut ( shhhhhhh, yes it's for a Tinder date, yes I know I'm breaking my "Don't commute for anonymous peen" rule...but church, I need this! GET YOURS!!!) now Dr. Dom.Masc.Daddy Phil here was telling his kids goodbye and such, and that he'll most likely sleep on the train, or watch Harry Potter or something. Guuurrrrrllll 5 minutes into this trip, I look over out the window, and see this!!!! Now Kiesha, although I've only seen foggy bootlegs, I KNOW damn well that's not no Harry Potter!!!! GUUURRRRLLLL!!! He's watching Game of Bones, season 4, episode 1, scene 1! #ishouldknow #iminscene3 #thegroupscene #mindyobuisness #hbohoe #yaaaaaassssss #iwonderifhehasanextraheadphonejack #icanseejistfine #itsjustnofunwithoutsound #1stgenipadforapotentialgenerousdaddy #comeonsavior #waitingtrainsonthetrain #brave #whitedaddypriviledge #midnighttraintogonorrhea #igottogo #gladipackedmydefibrillator #andlube #biblesausalwaysbeready #yaaaassss #shehashadit #kidsweneedtotalk #nobottomswereshamedinthewritingofthispost 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!! Wheeww Kiesha, guuuuurrrrlllll get into this shondalahighstakes book cover and or craigslist masc for mascara ad Kween!!! A BOOK???!!! YAAAASSSSS!!!!Church, we made it, we made it!! Started at the bottom, now we're here! (Which is still technically the bottom, only now we're on the bottom shelf, with all the affordable generic "fun" liquors, gardening magazines and feminine itch products! EyyyGLORY!) Look at the Lordt!!! Available soon at Hobby Lobby, TJ Maxx 'n More, Dunkin' Doughnuts, Target, Strawberry, ICING, Ross, every Free Clinic, and anywhere PREP and Truvata prescriptions are sold! #preordertoday #allsalesgotowardsagreatcause #iemyrent #charitystartsathome #thatswhyicanthost #yaaaasssss #pleasemakeallchecksouttomyrealname #firstnamestudent #lastnameloans #fallbacksalliemae #8yearsofcommunitycollege #forabfainnursingandmusicaltheater #shehashadit #thisisntreal #yet #butsoonkweens #couldyouimagine #pixelatedforthegods #chocolatecakesforthediabeticsoul #theonlywaytouseaurinal #itshowimetmyfirstbabydaddy #stillcanthost #waitingforthehandicapstalltoclear #youknow #myjesusmyjourney #happyfridaykweens #onemorepostcomingtoday 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! Wheeewwww Kiesha, guuurrrlll congrats on your new company, "Kween Kakes by Kiesha!" ( or KKK llc for short) YAAAASSSS!!! Guurrrlll, now even though I only condone gay marriages, cause that's the way I feel in my heart, the good Lordt intended it to be, but forgot to mention (fall back Saints, #mymanmyministry) , I still think you KILLED IT on Shh'Londa's shondalashotgun wedding cake! Do yall take EBT??? ....Wal-Mart pharmacy gift cards??? Can you make me one? Gurrlll, I want a life size anatomically correct (cough,cough...horse hung) replica cake of Drake, with cream filling, cause guurrrlll, ever since Degrassi Next Generation, I've wanted/needed him in my mouth!!! Whew LORDT!!! #whateverittakes #comeonaubrey #yaaassss #lifesizecakes #whoworeitbetter #idontknow #thatcakeshairislaidforthegods #extrapointsforthemsideburns #sugardaddy #diabeticmomma #everybodyaintable #shesyoncefeelingherself #everybrideisbeautiful #evenbudgetones #causeshecantbebotheredbyhergroom #donttouchme #sayyestothatdress #andnotothemess #whewglory #myjesusmyjourney #thriving #shehashadit #obsessed #kweenkakesbykiesha #liesthewalmartbakerytoldme #cakecakecakecake #itbetterbechocolate #itis #namaste 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! Wheeww come on Auntie Azalea, shaking things up for #WCW ( Weave Change Wednesday) by letting that shondalascalp breathe and slaying all those orthopedic KWEENS of Shady Pines with this short and sassy N'Sync Ursula do!!! YAAAAASSSSSS!!! I LIVEEE!!!!! And Kiesha gurrllll, you KNOW, nothing blesses my spirit, more than seeing one of our legendary sisters of the night, serve a look, a fully beat face and a metro card to go see her man! EyyyGlory!!! #yaaaassssmother #wonthedoit #likethebiblesays #itsnevertoolatetoletabitchknow #weavechangewednesday #everybodyaintable #ursula #biggestloserdisneyedition #makeoverepisode #newyou #newdo #slimmeddowntowearthecrown #lookoutmissariel #smokeyeyes #sensibleflirtylip #reversefrostedtips #ohhshelltakeyoman #doublejointedandelderly #lifegoals #comeonjazzercize #shehashadit #obsessed #shadypinesma #shadyshadyshady #yallprayforme #happylatewednesday #ps #impostingeverydaynow #getintoit 3mon

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shehashadit YAAAAASSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSS! Whew Kiesha, guurrrrlllll now maybe it's my acid reflux, or maybe I'm still just a little high on poppers from my morning prayer meeting with my future ex baby daddy (mind yo business church, the Lordt still answers kneemail)! But either way Kweens, Miss Mookie just gave me the best shondalacustomer service of my whole life!!! YAAASSSS!!! WHEEWW Glory, chuuuurrrccchhh, I'm so Oprah Own Inspired right now, I might just buy her a car ( ...well at least help her co-sign for a used KIA or something)....shhh, I'm still waiting on my income tax check, but the Lordt know my heart)! Kiesha, you see if she can show up to work, ON TIME, in uniform, fro picked, eyebrows on fleek,with a big smile on her face, why the hell can't I???....oh that's right, cause I'm unemployed, single, bitter and only interested in bottoming!!! But AMENTZ, she brought a smile to my face, so now I know nothing is impossible!!! #thankyoumissmookie #shelookslikehowmycreditscorefeels #yolo #youonlylookherintheeyesonce #livingherlifelikeitsgolden #airatlantarealness #omg #sensiblescarf #obsessed #justforme #fro2go #blondeshavemorefun #especiallyiftheirdoublejointed #thrivingandthrobbing #blessed #shedidntchargemeformyoverweightbag #whewglory #somebodysayfavor #shehashadit #sheworkshardforthemoney #meanwhile #ijustbendoverbelieveandrecieve #everybodyaintable #confessionsofaholyghostbottom #tbt #throwitbacktuesday #happytuesday #smileatsomebodytoday #theymightfatheryourchildren #namaste 3mon

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