scottlawrie This was somewhere between my third and fifth ice cream sandwich. 2d

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scottlawrie C. Boner, implant specialist. 4w

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scottlawrie The Black Widow strikes again. #deadmilkshake 1mon

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scottlawrie We went straight from the voting booth to the photo booth. #civicduty #modelcitizens 2mon

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scottlawrie Wyeth, reimagined. 3mon

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scottlawrie Please See ID 4mon
  •   tangerinelily I'm sorry sir, your card has expired. 4mon
  •   scottlawrie @lizlittles @katiecomred It's the same catalog they use for Camel Points. I'm working on a back-supporting stadium seat. 4mon
  •   scottlawrie @tangerinelily It's going to be like when they cut up Shelly Long's credit card in Troop Beverly Hills. 4mon
  •   scottlawrie @mairinvictoria It's everywhere you want to be. Trust me. 4mon
  •   scottlawrie @gilmoredan It's the kind of name that gets you a table in the front of the restaurant. 4mon
  •   markhamroberts Umm... Why does the name on your card read Lee M Cardholder? 4mon
  •   scottlawrie @markhamroberts My parents were travelers. Crime is all I know. 4mon
  •   markhamroberts I respect caravans! I just think despite the mustache, the authorities will surely recognize you as Mr. M. Cardholder, so you should probably be more careful with your scam charges. 4mon

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scottlawrie I took a ferry to Asia to eat this. Vanilla & caramel ice cream, crushed honey almonds, pistachios, caramel, whipped cream and a biscuit. 4mon

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scottlawrie Last lap. 4mon
  •   iamcarolynb That is until I master the Turkish breakfast and feed you my homemade white cheese from my weathered gypsy hands! 4mon

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scottlawrie The view from our apt's roof deck pales in comparison to its proximity to @kronotrop. #japanesepourover 4mon

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scottlawrie "You are actor Jim Parsons?" the store clerk asked me. I chose not to buy anything. 4mon
  •   larenmcjesse I didn't realize there was an overlap of people who A- know Jim Parsons name and B- have no idea what Jim Parsons looks like. 4mon
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  •   fionzone You're more handsome than Jim Parsons. 4mon
  •   storyroadprod Oh that is tragic. 4mon
  •   iamnancyb @iamcarolynb I can't imagine all the trinkets you're buying there 4mon
  •   iamcarolynb @iamnancyb I have been surprisingly very good! Just more textiles but I have nowhere to put them!!? 4mon
  •   monyhoe I got told I looked like Angelina Jolie when I was in Turkey. I'll take it! 4mon

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scottlawrie "Yes, Ghost Rider 2," the young store clerk replied while packaging our Turkish Delight selections. 4mon

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scottlawrie If you want to recreate the feeling of a hot air balloon ride, hold a Bic lighter to your forehead while staring at Google Earth. 4mon

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scottlawrie Selime Monastery: carved by 13th century monks, distributed by 20th Century Fox. 4mon
  •   tangerinelily Without a point of reference, that might just be a fancy ant hotel. 4mon

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scottlawrie Room 13: exterior, interior. 4mon

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