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scottbox Every part of my loin hungers for better SEO and social media integration. 1d

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scottbox Check out my new boat u guys #awesomesauce #amazeballs #blessed 2d

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scottbox About to do comedy during happy hour in a room that militantly refuses to pay attention to us. The last host committed suicide. Not kidding. #comedy #hostagesituation 2d

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scottbox ... in bed! 3d

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scottbox The most passive-aggressive compliment in the history of IG 3d

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scottbox Oh no the hustle is on!! #tinder 4d

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scottbox ... and then we kill you. 4d

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scottbox Well if we're talking about heroin... 4d

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scottbox When I was growing up there was a guy we hired to drive my sick brother to the hospital for his dialysis and he drove this car. He was a gruff retired guy in his 60s who always wore a Homburg hat with a small feather in it. 4d

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scottbox I'm doing this cool show in Los Feliz tonight with a cool-ass lineup. Get in on it. 4d

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scottbox Sometimes, I imagine that I'm a late-70s down-on-my-luck Hollywood producer who just has a 450SL with a trunk full of cocaine and that .38 revolver won from Charlton Heston in that drunken all-night poker game in Malibu. 4d

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scottbox Figuring my life out. 4d

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scottbox @johnrossbowie back in '80 as a Radio Shack model 5d

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scottbox "Don't forget, international womans day is next week. Buy your sweetie some roses and make her feel super patronized." 6d

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scottbox "Y'all come on down to Death & Destruction Motors, we'll git ya a great deal... it'll be the last car you'll ever buy." 6d

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scottbox Hipster Bob's Big Boy 6d

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scottbox You know E. Coli- the guy whose real name is Edward but he just uses an initial for his "stage name?" Edward, the guy who still wears leather pants, rocks a bun, and brings an acoustic guitar to parties? Yeah, DEF don't let that guy crash your party. 6d

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