sawyerstoltz I decided to graph @pstubel's explanation of the decline of sexual allowances she would permit Jeff Goldblum to commit over time. Milestones include Jurassic Park, Law & Order Criminal Intent era, and TMZ 2014. 1mon

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sawyerstoltz Can't wait! Tickets on sale this Monday. 1mon

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sawyerstoltz @austinpsychfest_ just dropped the #Levitation2015 lineup, and it's insane. Excited to be part of the team this year! Be sure to check it out: austinpsychfest.com 2mon

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sawyerstoltz Congrats @tcstoltz13 and @triciastoltz! Welcome Deane William Stoltz to the family. 2mon

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sawyerstoltz You wanna hot body? 2mon

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Mayfair Sawyer Stoltz
sawyerstoltz I found a secret hammock at the fest. 3mon

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sawyerstoltz Get thee to the polls!
Regram from @imamysedaris
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sawyerstoltz I drove to Dallas to see @sharonvanhalen because I'll be at a wedding tomorrow night. 3mon

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sawyerstoltz Introducing the #SouthAustinCountryClub to the USP experience at @funfunfunfest ! I'm really proud of this creative. Big thanks to @shishkebobby @alisonnarro and @luigidmc 4mon

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sawyerstoltz #tbt Sea World with @berkstoltz circa 2009 (Pre-Blackfish). Ignorance was bliss. 4mon

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sawyerstoltz Today is my sweet grandma Faye's 90th birthday. She is an amazing woman and I love her dearly. We had to postpone her celebratory bash due to a broken hip, but I hope to see her in a few weeks. Love you, Grandma Faye 4mon
  •   angeliska She's fabulous! Happy birthday Faye! 4mon
  •   shelanderson Happy happy bday sweet Faye!! 4mon
  •   amandaxrae OMG how fab is she in her Fascinator though 4mon
  •   jan3gram I love you, too, Faye!! 4mon

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sawyerstoltz Ladies of @funfunfunfest 4mon

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sawyerstoltz Because #TheNitesAreFree
@funfunfunfest after shows will be poppin' off!
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sawyerstoltz The @funfunfunfest #NITES lineup drops September 16th. #TheNitesAreFree with your #FFFfest wristband! 5mon
  •   davedickbuck yall best have booked ratking!...theyre already touring with run the jewels... 5mon

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sawyerstoltz Hear ye, hear ye: @funfunfunfest is offering 20% off 3-Day #FFFfest passes for students. Collegiate music fanatics rejoice. 5mon

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sawyerstoltz @fiestaflores got me the greatest gift a mama could ask for. Thanks, mama. I love drinking from mugs with my mug on them. 5mon

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Valencia Sawyer Stoltz
sawyerstoltz bite me 5mon

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sawyerstoltz @funfunfunfest and @Volcom unite to bring realness to Skate + Ride 6mon

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sawyerstoltz Me singing 6mon

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