sarcasticquilter Faking out my senses today. While this looks like a chocolate shake, it's actually a green smoothie. 1.5c water, 1c. Fresh baby spinach, 1 c. Mixed frozen berries, 1/2 c. Nonfat Greek yogurt, 1 tsp. cinnamon, 1 tsp organic honey - it's super yummy & refreshing on this warm day. Definitely going in the keep vault for green smoothies. #sweatnsew #lawoffsite #greensmoothies 12h

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sarcasticquilter #timehop - because it's a post I feel needs to be shown every year. We need to remember, as a nation, who we are and why we are. Fallen soldiers from the Revolution to today have left behind grieving families. My prayer this day is that we as a nation stop taking these sacrifices for granted & remember the reason they happened. For us, for our nation, to be free and able to choose our own paths. My gratitude for these men and women is deep & true. #memorialday 19h

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sarcasticquilter Do you know how many have fallen for you? This #memorialday please take a moment & give thanks for the fallen who served to keep you & the rights of this country safe. Our fallen through the years have helped turn the tide in dark days & stood fast against swells of incomprehensible acts against our fellow humans. Give them a peaceful prayer of thanks for their sacrifice. I know I am. 19h

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sarcasticquilter A minion post today because I am so guilty of this all the time! 4d
  •   jons_sweetpea Hehe me too!!! 4d
  •   thequiltingcats Or how about pushing all the buttons to call someone (contacts, name, phone) but never actually hitting the call/dial key and then putting the phone to your ear waiting for them to pick up??? 4d
  •   chezvies Me too 4d
  •   stacistories I compose emails and texts in my head when I'm too busy to write a reply, and then think I actually DID reply! Argh!! 4d

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sarcasticquilter My handsome young man (L) & his buddy (R) played awesome in their last official highschool concert. Proud mama can't decide whether she wants to cry or shout with pride. For now, she'll just head to sleep. Good job, guys! Watch out for creepy photo bomber bro back there! 4d

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sarcasticquilter Just a little #epp basting while hanging with @amylouwhosews @theshortmunchkin @lauragunnstudio @weatherkim for a sew day. Thanks for hosting Amy! 6d

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sarcasticquilter Definitely not in the #sweatnsew healthy eating plan but most certainly IS in the we finally closed on the sale of our house celebration plan. Hooray!!!! 6d

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sarcasticquilter Mixed salad w/ 1.5oz. Organic, grass fed steak and 1.5 oz. honey ham deli slices, a white peach & berry infused water. #sweatnsew in earnest. I see your posts @allisonfletcher78 and I raise you this healthy meal. #lawoffsite 1w

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sarcasticquilter Some fruit and "healthy" (snicker) cookies to round out my lunch consisting of veggie sushi. #lawoffsite your strawberries made me crave the fruit @allisonfletcher78 1w

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sarcasticquilter Can we give it up for my SIL who ran the Marine Corp Half Marathon today staying under a 10min mile pace? I'm super impressed because even at this stage (20K) she had a smile and wave ready to go. Had it been me, I might be flipping the bird to the crowd. Way to go Karen, you are an inspiration to all of us! #historichalf 1w

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sarcasticquilter After. Yeah man! #warriornation #warriordash @warriordash and can I just say, "moderately hills" my ass. Try all hills! Right @250bikergirl @kiwikaboom10 ? 1w

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sarcasticquilter Hubs made bacon & eggs about an hour ago when he got home from work. The bacon is now gone but the smell lingers & taunts me... I'm countering by laying out all my fridge healthy & using that as the visual response to the "I'm starving, what should I have for lunch" question. It's a brilliant plan so far. I'm thinking zucchini "pasta" with a chunky sauce. I have tomatoes, mushrooms, & spinach I can add to the carrots over al dente zucchini but I need a protein, too. Frozen cherry Greek yogurt or some baby shrimp? Baby shrimp it is. Thanks for your help with that decision. gonna make this found weight get lost again! #sweatnsew (Ps- I learned that the more natural -not processed- food I eat, the less cellulite dimples I see... Just sayin') #lawoffsite did this while chatting with you @allisonfletcher78 -thanks for reminding me I need to step it up 2w

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sarcasticquilter Meant to post this earlier... My contribution to the #fxbgmqg #travelingquilt for Patty. Top right & middle corner are mine. 2w

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sarcasticquilter New homemade cherry chip frozen yogurt, take 1. Not sure why I added a bit of almond milk to it. Seriously, here was my thought process while experimenting, "add yogurt & cherries. hmm that will be thicker with the yogurt, better add some almond milk for background flavor & to thin it out." Then I go about blending. I added ice to chill it and, wait for it... Make it thicker. Doh! It's currently in the freezer but gee, for take 2 I will be sure not to create my own problem. at least I can enjoy this in about 20 min. 2w

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sarcasticquilter I have to Repost this for w chance. Both the shirt and the pattern look awesome. Can't wait to try it out.
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I am so excited about this! We have teamed up with @pileofabric to bring you this new Modern Beauty V-Neck and a GREAT giveaway! Check out the @pileofabric blog for a free tutorial on how to make the Modern Beauty block using raw-edge applique. We’re also doing a giveaway! To enter, just repost this image and tag @patchworkthreads, @pileofabric and #modernbeautygiveaway. The winner will be announced on Monday morning and will receive a $25 gift certificate to PatchworkThreads.com along with a Modern Beauty quilt kit (in Golden Prairie) courtesy of PileOFabric.com. GOOD LUCK! #patchworkthreads
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sarcasticquilter 1 year ago I sent my polka dot block off and now a year later, I have a quilt top ready to be quilted. I had a lot of fun participating in the #louisianatravelingquilt bee. Can't wait to get this quilted up. It's so busy the quilting wi be fairly uniform. Baptist fans or straight lines. I haven't fully decided yet. 2w
  •   polkadots_5623 Have u decided what you want to do for my quilt 2w

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sarcasticquilter Judge if you must but this is as organic as they come & as tasty as they come so I don't care. Grass fed beef from my neighbor at #sarcasticproperty - Mmm Mmm 🏼 🐂 2w

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sarcasticquilter Finally sewed these blocks together this morning. This really is a neat looking quilt. I wish I had enough fabric to make it larger but such is life, yeah? 3w

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sarcasticquilter My sister calls the Arnold Palmer Ice Tea/Lemonade her crack cocaine. I think I just found mine at #Wawa. This stuff is great! It costs a little more but a yummy treat when i'm tired of water & don't want soda. So glad I gave @argotea a try! Love hibiscus ice tea 3w
  •   sarcasticquilter @modernhandcraft excellent idea for camp outs at #sarcasticproperty thanks! 3w
  •   craftycop I have to look for it and give it a whirl. Thanks @sarcasticquilter! 3w
  •   sarcasticquilter @fairlymerry I just checked their website & they make unsweetened teas, too. Keep an eye out (the unsweet hibiscus is made with Apple and I'm drooling at the thought. After drinking this one down, I feel it was too much for my taste buds but I could sip it for a while and be good 3w
  •   trashn2tees I'll give it a try- my current go to is the honest pomegranate blue tea! Have you tried that? 3w
  •   sarcasticquilter @trashn2tees no but I will. I have taken to drinking more tea these past years for cold days but I don't drink a lot of cold teas. I'm trying to find cold flavors that are a good alternative when I'm out and about (at home water infused with fruit keeps me in variety of flavor) 3w
  •   haaghacienda I now drink Gold Tea. I am proud to say I am 8 months clean from my crack addiction to MOUNTAIN DEW!! Lol 3w
  •   nicoledbless Looks so good! I love Arnold palmers 3w
  •   karensantiso Love Argo tea. 3w

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