samnewman Something about morning & hooves 6d

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samnewman Happy Halloween— COOKIESØM 4w

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samnewman A Poetic Retelling of an Unfortunate Seduction 1mon

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samnewman I double tap this one very much. 1mon

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samnewman @drugfactorypress, made it to Tuesday, so far so good. 2mon

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samnewman I know the continental breakfast isn't worth bragging about, but still... 2mon

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samnewman Construction's on hold. 2mon

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samnewman The Airbag, by Carl's Jr. 3mon

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samnewman Was in the building, was feeling himself. Congrats @furrycalamari @candiesland #ravecalledcarroll 3mon

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samnewman Unsure of whether I just stumbled upon a new civic sculpture or a child's innocence down the drain... #? 3mon

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samnewman Ambient 1: Music for Airports 3mon
  •   bencolen She's been trying to blow herself for 15 years. Finally nailed it. 3mon
  •   sorrymydude Hahahahahaha 3mon
  •   randyploesser Airports and airplanes eliminate shame. It's a fact. I prefer laying underneath the seats. 3mon

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samnewman Chapter XVIIZXXVI: Moved to Rhode Island
Thank you @chrisvanderwall
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samnewman Teetering on the lo end of my Comfort \Zone/ 3mon

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samnewman DER keep OFF #eicharwedding 3mon

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samnewman And yet, after all of that, pink is still greener. 4mon

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samnewman So good I had to stop and turn around. #Solutions, a registered trademark of #Humans. Love it. 4mon

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samnewman CAVE just prior to blastoff @emptybottle yesterday. The zone that followed—première to say the least. 4mon
  •   chrisvanderwall Faaaaack, forgot I missed that premium premium zone 4mon
  •   edbornstein Dogg I was there why didn't we meet up 4mon
  •   samnewman @edbornstein I saw you, remember? Haha. I was deep in the zone. 4mon
  •   edbornstein Whaaaat. I guess I was also deep in the zone 4mon
  •   edbornstein You guys already have your loft parties or what? 4mon

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samnewman Smells like a steak and seats thirty five. 4mon

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samnewman 4mon

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samnewman Kicking off my lecture series tonight with 'On Leather and Berets: New Issues in Flâneury & Postmodernism as a Nine Year Old'. #criticallyacclaimed 4mon
  •   bencolen Incredible. 4mon
  •   burnout Is it possible for parents to be TOO supportive? 4mon
  •   colinmkennedy What a gem! #beatnik 4mon
  •   randyploesser (Bongos) this. Is. My birthday list. Are these the toys I want in my hand? Or is this the stench of the rotting corpse of consumerism? what world is this upon your child to fill him with such desire for this big wheel, Xbox, and iPad. As forever, my soul is crushed by an alien desire. I relent. also, the transformers 1 and 2 box set with directors commentary. (Finger snaps) 4mon
  •   samnewman @burnout @randyploesser you two appear to be in stiff competition for the Best Instagram Comment Ever Award... The choice will be immensely difficult. But I'll answer your question in the form of advice, Mike—if you have started integrating some form of light abuse into your parenting repertoire, you may want to start... 4mon
  •   colinmkennedy @randyploesser bravo my friend, my eyes are stinging from tears of laughter. 4mon
  •   lilzaky "And THAT is why I feel I would be a valued member of the Wilmette Chapter of the Black Panthers. Thank you for your consideration" 4mon

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