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samnewman Kicking off my lecture series tonight with 'On Leather and Berets: New Issues in Flâneury & Postmodernism as a Nine Year Old'. #criticallyacclaimed 5d
  •   bencolen Incredible. 5d
  •   burnout Is it possible for parents to be TOO supportive? 5d
  •   colinmkennedy What a gem! #beatnik 5d
  •   randyploesser (Bongos) this. Is. My birthday list. Are these the toys I want in my hand? Or is this the stench of the rotting corpse of consumerism? what world is this upon your child to fill him with such desire for this big wheel, Xbox, and iPad. As forever, my soul is crushed by an alien desire. I relent. also, the transformers 1 and 2 box set with directors commentary. (Finger snaps) 5d
  •   samnewman @burnout @randyploesser you two appear to be in stiff competition for the Best Instagram Comment Ever Award... The choice will be immensely difficult. But I'll answer your question in the form of advice, Mike—if you have started integrating some form of light abuse into your parenting repertoire, you may want to start... 5d
  •   colinmkennedy @randyploesser bravo my friend, my eyes are stinging from tears of laughter. 5d
  •   lilzaky "And THAT is why I feel I would be a valued member of the Wilmette Chapter of the Black Panthers. Thank you for your consideration" 5d

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samnewman Aalto House. Helsinki: # 1mon

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samnewman Dad enters the void zones|Suomenlinna 1mon

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samnewman HEllO️HELSINKI Tapiovaara zones at @designmuseo_fi, great first stop. 1mon

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samnewman Down the hatch with Dad, Vitra Campus. 1mon

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samnewman I've seldom felt more disappointed in myself than when this guy turned, looked at me, and said first in German followed curtly by English: "Can you make your feet off of the other seat." Lessons on why Switzerland is cleaner than the US, as taught by a clown. 1mon

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samnewman @hermanmiller 's Living Office at #NeoCon14 absolutely nailed it... (Save for one fatal error—you NEVER give the kid with the skateboard a bottle of pills.) 2mon

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samnewman Enjoying my Sunday as one of those assholes with his phone out at an art museum. #64Guston #StLouisArtMuseum # 2mon

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samnewman Au revoir, Lola—an icon for some good times. @oliverbarton @the_italian_one #FloresApartment 2mon

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samnewman I guess the "substitute teachers" from Penthouse Forum really do exist. Crazy. 3mon

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samnewman Matt, LC, pickling the airwaves. 3mon

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samnewman The best part about this entire exchange—I'm the sucker giving him free promotion to over a thousand people. #welldeserved #humans #textme #business 3mon

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samnewman I now pronounce you Slanderwall Love you both @chrisvanderwall @herroyalmargesty #vanderton 4mon

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samnewman Ms. Faye has turned her "swag" up to eleven. #humans 4mon

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samnewman March 12th, with a heaping side of 'fuck off'. 5mon

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  •   skateoxnard Please help me understand what is going on here 3mon

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