sammm_jammm met my favorite comedian aka the main mommy, Christina Pazsitzky! it was an honor to talk to you about all the important things in life like getting a bidet and waxing. #jeanshighandtight #yourmomshouse #soamaze #mainmommy #jeans 18h
  •   booksnsnakes Jelly! @christinapaz is the queen mommy! Too bad I'm stuck in Kansas and will never see her. 3h
  •   sammm_jammm @booksnsnakes awwww dont give up hope, jeans! check her tour dates, she might go to a city in kansas one day. perhaps she'll come to a town near you or a state away and youll have to drive a few hours, spend the night in that town and drive home the next day. i did that to meet joe rogan, who was awesome and super cool, but mommy was the best! ooorrrrr youll have to plan a trip to California. if you have little ones disneyland for them, main mommy for you. ๐Ÿผ planning and timing. ive wanted to meet mommy and see her live for a while but it just never worked out due to scheduling and just life stuff. one day, Jeans, one day. ๐Ÿ™‚ 2h

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sammm_jammm cat training is so hard. trying to get Finnegan to use his shelves and cat tree only instead of using the dining table to climb. we put blockades up and bought this special cat tape to keep them off stuff you dont want them on (cats really hate tape, at least mine do) i put it on everything except the box cause i didnt think he would even try this. weeellllll. . theres a reason we call him monkey. it's impressive but c'mon dude youre killing me! stay off my table! #cattraining #catifying #catshelves #finnegan #monkey 3w

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sammm_jammm happy #caturday! my little munchkin back in 2014 and now. he still loves to nap on his mommy. ๏ธ #finnegan #naptime 3w

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sammm_jammm Duckie friend at the zoo. 1mon

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