samkern Bumped into some hot girls at the bar and asked for a pic 15h

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samkern Drop me off at the beach with some film & I'm set 🏽️ 2d

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samkern SOS need another trip to the getaway stat 3d

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samkern Here's a pic of us having dinner by the bay without alcohol in our hands 4d
  •   whx28 Low key frozen solid 4d
  •   samkern @whx28 lowkey trying to look like innocent model citizens 4d
  •   whx28 The city better watch out the dream team is on the loose 4d

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samkern This email is pretty sick 😎 and a reminder to keep taking pics of what I find visually appealing #vsco 5d

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samkern Where are my Fairly OddParents so I can copy & paste this into my house 🍾 5d

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samkern Have a safe flight back to Boston in the AM, going to miss you so much
make some snowmen for me️☃
6d

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samkern My eharmony profile would read something like: enjoys wandering through antique shops, eating lunch at local cafe's and buying $5 Amish bread :@whx28 6d
  •   whx28 Maybe that would attract a nice Amish man 6d
  •   samkern @whx28 yeah until they hear my filthy mouth after getting scared by a mannequin 6d
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  •   whx28 Yeah and any guy that takes you better get used to me being around and as we currently know that is a challenge "you're not sold separately, Sam is always around" haha 6d
  •   samkern @whx28 adding to bio: "I have a friend that'll have you feeling like the third wheel in our relationship." 6d

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samkern Thanks everyone who helped us christen the new crib 🏾🏽🏻🏼🏿
Sincerely,
Me and @mhurley25
7d

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samkern Beyoncé the giraffe & her first keg stand
: @whx28
1w

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samkern Walking around my house taking pictures instead of doing homework 2w
  •   whx28 It's all coming together 2w

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samkern Won $ on a scratch off and decided to take this pretty lady out for drinks 2w
  •   whx28 I'm feeling pretty after these drinks 2w
  •   speedrais Chilis!!! Should have told me lol 2w
  •   samkern @speedrais we thought about you once we sat down! We were like, wait, doesn't Raisa work here? Haha. But next time we'll all three go 🏼 they ran out of mac n cheese so I neeeeed to go back for it 2w
  •   speedrais @samkern yesssss. Also I'll be there fri but after work 🏽 2w

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samkern Gasparilla video is complete link in bio for the full version 🏼 remember to click HD 2w

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samkern I was sitting under a tree eating an arepa when an angel appeared with hydration 2w
  •   whx28 Gaspy sharing 2w

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samkern I hope you know you're stuck with me forever because you're a gnarly dance partner and have the same music taste as me 2w
  •   whx28 Fine with me no one else would tolerate my dance moves and need for setting things on fire 2w
  •   samkern @whx28 haha I just remembered you set that cup on fire 2w

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samkern Meet your Captain and First Mate of 2016's Gaspy bus 2w

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samkern Come take a walk on the wild side 🙃 2w

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samkern You sit there, in your heartache 2w

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samkern Happy 21st Birthday soulmate I remember everything and can't wait to tell the tale😈 2w
  •   whx28 I'm not sure I want to know! Lol thank you so much lover! You made my birthday amazing 2w

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