samfarted Goose loves this book. 3d
  •   unclejody234 She already asked me if she could hike the PCT when she turns 16. 3d

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  •   jovib3 I used to dip my Pringles in Nutella mmmmm 3d

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samfarted I've been doing it wrong. 6d
  •   thatsmrlady2you A coworker does this. I know because he leaves boot prints on our potty 5d
  •   jehstat I'd be afraid of not squatting low enough and pooping on my ankles. 5d

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samfarted ️💭 6d

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samfarted I can't even. 6d
  •   mollyg623 I'm almost that cute when I fall asleep. 6d

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samfarted Obsessed. 1w

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samfarted New babes in the house!
Harvey & Goose
1w

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samfarted FUCKING TURMOIL #GOCOLTS 2w

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samfarted Can't wait to watch wifey host the Golden Globes tonight! 2w

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samfarted My roots. 3w

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samfarted A Beer Named Sue 3w

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samfarted Just chillin' with my giant mimosa. Merry Christmas! 1mon
  •   thatsmrlady2you Christmas rules dictate that you do not need to leave your bed to get drunk. I love Christmas! 1mon

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samfarted 1mon

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samfarted Handsome fellas! 1mon

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Brannan Sam Farted
samfarted Lovin' on my neph! 1mon

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samfarted Playing hooky. 2mon
  •   luckystar113 Aren't you usually done with work early anyway? 2mon

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samfarted Trying out a new hairstyle. 2mon

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samfarted TBT #CAKE 2mon

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samfarted Why u so mad bruh? 2mon

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