samfarted Throwback! 5d

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samfarted San Diego, you sexy motherf*cker 1w
  •   jovib3 I need to visit again. 1w
  •   itabits84 Oh! Oh, I will be there soon! 1w

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samfarted Heads up! 😈 1w

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samfarted Little spoon. 2w

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samfarted My roomie for the next few days. 2w
  •   itabits84 He is so cute! I want to kiss is nose. 2w

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samfarted Got this fucker trapped between a glass and my curtains. Now what? Arm is getting tired. Send help. 2w
  •   ascelpias Only one thing you can do now. Set the curtain on fire. 2w
  •   psenatore Lol @ascelpias 2w
  •   jennytbaf How did this end? Bug at large? 2w
  •   samfarted @jennytbaf I carefully slid a Bed, Bath & Beyond 20% coupon under the glass, walked it two blocks down, set him free, and then stomped the fuck out of him. Also my house is getting sprayed next week just to be safe. 2w

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samfarted Butts at Bourbon 2w
  •   brooks409 Just missed each other again 2w

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samfarted Hey Daddy 2w

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samfarted Holiday card 2w

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samfarted So glad I saw this article on Buzzfeed. #smellycat WTF 3w

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samfarted #tbt with my sis 4w

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samfarted Carb wasted 4w

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samfarted Hangovers are even worse when you're 30. And stuck in an airport. 4w
  •   mollyg623 @samfarted woof! Did you meet Tessa at all at the wedding! Y'all would've been a pair! 4w
  •   itabits84 Boo. Sorry friend! 4w
  •   klkincaid welcome to your thirties! 4w
  •   luckystar113 I'm assuming you didn't get Qdoba before you got to the airport. 4w

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samfarted Sass with Honeybear. @mollyg623 1mon
  •   mollyg623 I've never looked so suave with such a lady at my side pookie! 1mon

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samfarted Crazy little thing called love. 1mon

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samfarted PPL and ours! 1mon

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