sam_tan I don't mind babysitting on a Friday night. At all. 1w

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sam_tan Throwing vagina darts with @fortunefeimster #scissorbomb 3w

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sam_tan Recreating our first date. #2years #shesmyBESTFRIEND #nobodygetsit @akcgpsy Thanks for one of our first memories together! 3w
  •   akcgpsy Yay! Have fun ladies! Glad I could help out with your first date! Who are you seeing? 3w
  •   sam_tan @akcgpsy Fortune Feimster. She's a big ole lesbo. 3w
  •   akcgpsy Haha, nice! Watch for Anjelah Johnson, she's on tour in the south! 3w

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sam_tan Chenee makes the coolest friends. 4w

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sam_tan My beautiful date for the wedding. #kjmarried 1mon

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sam_tan Best fraaans. #kjmarried 1mon

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sam_tan The ladies. #kjmarried 1mon

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sam_tan But first, lettuce take a selfie. 3mon

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sam_tan La lala la la 99% complete. 4mon

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sam_tan My latest. @jazminealaniz 4mon

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sam_tan A reunion long overdue. 4mon

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sam_tan Back atcha, buddy. @its_gelo great hashtaggin', btw. 4mon
  •   its_gelo Ha! Bonus footage. 4mon
  •   sam_tan I'm prettier in this one. @its_gelo 4mon
  •   its_gelo You're definitely still as humble as I remember. 4mon
  •   sam_tan I'll never change. Don't you worry. 4mon

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sam_tan The greatest people you will ever meet. 5mon

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sam_tan Aaaahahaha wipeout! #wavepoolrealness 5mon

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sam_tan Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. #PRIDE2014 7mon

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sam_tan Well, this doesn't suck. 7mon

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sam_tan William: Is this water good for your skin?
Chenee: I don't care, this is the prettiest water I've ever seen!
7mon

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sam_tan I wonder if they taste like dirty hipsters and the floor at Buzzard... 8mon

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