sabrinasee #fbf to the time I broke my neck on 1-1-01 and then got it tattooed on my neck. Flash forward to me shaving my neck tomorrow. 11h

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sabrinasee Yea. Everyone wants to touch Roman's everything once they watch Hemlock Grove. 1d

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sabrinasee The baby that looks like me but isn't mine is starring in the reboot of Something About Mary! 1d

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sabrinasee And they said..."Be sexy." With @abb_robertson @mac_alice_dare and photo credit to @giacognata 6d

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sabrinasee They heard about my dead dog too. 1w

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sabrinasee My dog is dead. Why the fuck is there a bed post fashioned into security bars on the rear window of this truck? 1w

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sabrinasee And now he comes up to me on the couch. I can break anything. Man, beast, feline. Come at me bro. 1w

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sabrinasee Victory is mine. Which is short for I finally had the honor of competing in the LA Write Club. My topic was Right the competition's was wrong. I WON THIS LITTLE TROPHY. #boosh 2w

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sabrinasee For once she isn't biting my legs. #blessed 2w

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sabrinasee HELLO WE ARE NOT DRINKING w/ @giacognata & @abb_robertson & @badinia. 2w

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sabrinasee His is the face of a bitch who chopped her hair off cause she's gonna rip someone's hair out. 2w

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sabrinasee I am at a hipster party in a loft and I gonna girl fight someone by the end of the night. 2w

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sabrinasee I ran into a fire hydrant and now I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my damn shin. 2w
  •   sobjw You need shin guards 2w
  •   sommerr818 Ouch. 2w
  •   maramarek I ran into a bench today square on the knee!!!! Twinsies! 2w

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sabrinasee Well, if you ever wanted to see me watch standup, tonight is your chance. I'll be swinging by Nerdmelt to watch my friend @susannaleeluckydeluxe host her show Bee Funny, a show where comedians compete in a spelling bee to win stage time. It features Matt Kirshen, Ali Wong, Maria Bamford & Solomon Georgio @ 9pm tonight!!! 2w

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sabrinasee My boyfriend picked me up in the shaggin' wagon. 2w

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sabrinasee @mac_alice_dare finally tamed the beast. cc: @abb_robertson 2w

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sabrinasee Meowzers 2w

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sabrinasee BABY WIGS ARE HOW I PLAN TO MAKE MY FORTUNE!!!!! w/ @giacognata 2w

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sabrinasee SHARK-SALAD for fucking Labor Day courtesy of @giacognata @mac_alice_dare 3w

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sabrinasee This is a regret from @hyphenandcomma. The man sitting next to me would not leave me alone. It started with him accidentally bumping into me when he got up to get water and escalated to him leaning over so fat that he was in my space and conversation. But you see that 1000 watt smile I'm making there, that's called acting and it's what women have to do every goddamned day just so we don't stab the eyes out of the entitled sons of bitches. #namaste 3w

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