ryeisenberg They are drilling into the ceiling in the apartment right below mine. #bonesthecat can't figure out where the noise is coming from, and took his anger out on a suspicious looking bottle of hair detangler. 10h

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Normal Rebecca Eisenberg
ryeisenberg "Take note," world! It is "annual celebration of mischief" day. 😑 13h

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ryeisenberg #bonesthecat is 75% fluff. 1d

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ryeisenberg Bones decided to take the Woodcock Johnson Test of Achievement that Jimmy brought home today. Yes, that's the test's real name. 2d

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ryeisenberg Good evening, Baltimore. #nofilter 2d

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Valencia Rebecca Eisenberg
ryeisenberg This is how we're working today, I guess. #bonesthecat 2d

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ryeisenberg Really enjoying my new #Hufflepuff pants from @ThinkGeek. #TeamHufflepuff 3d

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ryeisenberg Watching #GoingClear and so far I've learned L. Ron Hubbard was an abusive asshole who only convinced his wife to marry him by threatening to commit suicide f she didn't. 3d
  •   keithavila21 The sources are not credible. One of the sources makes a living by inventing sensational stories of his life and selling them to tabloids. Lots of propaganda. Doesn't really work on me though. Another source of gibney admits to having sex eating his sister out for years. He admits this to police on video. These people are sick tabloid professionals. 3d

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ryeisenberg Sausage and kale pesto whole wheat pizza with homemade pizza dough. #NOMZ 3d

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ryeisenberg Can't catch a break. #catsofinstagram 3d

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ryeisenberg Well that escalated quickly... #catsofinstagram 3d

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ryeisenberg "I want JUST my paws to enjoy the warmth of the sun." #bonesthecat #catsofinstagram 3d

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ryeisenberg Soooooo excited to play #Superfight with ALL the expansions. Thanks @luckyshirt!!! 4d

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ryeisenberg Another successful #BlueApron @blueapron evening. Short rib burgers on pretzel buns. #noms 4d

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ryeisenberg @hbbanana those catnip tribbles you got #bonesthecat are still his fave #catsofinstagram 6d

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Amaro Rebecca Eisenberg
ryeisenberg Some guys get their girlfriends roses. Mine gets me 11 frozen chicken tikka masala meals from Trader Joe's. #romance #blessed 1w
  •   kmj328 That's true love, those are the BEST 1w
  •   kimjacobs15 @ryeisenberg he's obviously been taught well (I blame our mom) 1w
  •   ryeisenberg Lol @kimjacobs15 that's definitely it 1w
  •   khealywu Those are the absolute best, good job Jimmy! 1w
  •   penstone YESSSSSSSSS 1w
  •   popculturepirate As someone who's been there... Pace yourself or else you'll OD & the thrill will never be the same 7d
  •   ryeisenberg Ohhhhh @popculturepirate that is my life haha. The TJ's near us is always sold out, that's why he bought all of them. I ration them so carefully because I never know when I'll get them again. 7d
  •   cdriz Those things are 7d

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Valencia Rebecca Eisenberg
ryeisenberg He's already forgiven me for this mornings antics at the vet. #bonesthecat #catsofinstagram 1w

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ryeisenberg Two dogs got into a fight outside the door to the vet room bones is in AND he wasn't allowed to eat this morning. He is THE GRUMPIEST GRUMP. #bonesthecat #catsofinstagram 1w
  •   ryeisenberg And of course NOW he won't leave the cat carrier. 1w

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