rogeruvalle "I was talking to my best friend-- well, I have TWO best friends..." 20h

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rogeruvalle A novice's loaf - #CinnamonNutBread (wipes hands clean on apron) 2d

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rogeruvalle SCARLETT
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

She stands, her fist still clenched, as CAMERA DRAWS BACK on the determined figure outlined against the devastation of the plantation.

CAMERA PULLS BACK FARTHER AND FARTHER - revealing Scarlett standing near an enormous ruined oak, backgrounded only by the sky.

THE CAMERA FINALLY PULLS BACK TO AN EXTREME LONG SHOT

A puff of early morning wind stirs the trees and bushes - like a harbinger of a new day.

FADE OUT.

#TooEpic #GoneWithTheWind
3d

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rogeruvalle -@vicxpress: You should've come to our potluck.
-Me: I didn't want to cook...
3d

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rogeruvalle -Me: Do you have a Sharpie?
-@bigbailes: Yes.
-Me: I want to put this Coke in the freezer but I don't want people to take it. I should write my name on it. But I should use tape, right?
-@bigbailes: I would go with tape.
-Me: Like, on the side or something...
-@bigbailes: Yeah.
(Later...)
-Me: Look... this works, huh? I feel like I just popped a Mentos in my mouth.
-@bigbailes: A Mentos?
-Me: Yeah, you know... like in the commercials, you pop one and you get this great idea.
-@bigbailes: You're a 'tard.

#AtWork
6d

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rogeruvalle "Can we move on to the Syrah, please?" #Sideways 7d

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rogeruvalle A fucking lizard frozen in the cooler #AtWork #NastyShit 1w
  •   vicxpress Did you let it out? Hopefully it's still alive just in a trance stage. Place it under sunlight or something warm. 1w
  •   rogeruvalle @vicxpress fuck dat shiet - dem shits are nasty 1w
  •   vlorraine Awww they always somehow get into my house so I catch them and put them back outside. 7d
  •   aviyailia It thought it was a sensory deprivation tank. 6d

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rogeruvalle "I think for once He listened." #WeDontBelongHere #Sideways #RexPickett #TheEnd 1w

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rogeruvalle "I do like to think about the life of wine, how it’s a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing, how the sun was shining that summer or if it rained… what the weather was like. I think about all those people who tended and picked the grapes, and if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I love how wine continues to evolve, how every time I open a bottle it's going to taste different than if I had opened it on any other day. Because a bottle of wine is actually alive—it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks—like your ’61—and begins its steady, inevitable decline. And it tastes so fucking good." #Sideways #VirginiaMadsen #PaulGiamatti 1w

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rogeruvalle "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!" #LOTR #FOTR #Gandalf 1w

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rogeruvalle "My titties need some color." #LaughingOutLoud @alracv #FuckingDying 1w

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