rockystone I've decided to try to listen to new things while studying up on Brandy. Why does all new music sound like this? What kind of fucking instrument makes that sound? And why does this guy kinda look like @akira_curacao? #hellaold #theshapeofdrunktocome #robotsfucking #perrier 2d

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rockystone This is one of my best friends in the entire world winning Speed Rack SF yesterday. You have no idea how proud I am. #speedrack #ehrrrmergerd #belgianwaffle #metonmyspace #legend 2w

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rockystone Stigi Veinte!! Congratulations @delmagueymezcal. Thanks for introducing me to a spirit I'm often speechless about. #stigiveinte #delmaguey #mezcal #sanluisdelrio 2w

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rockystone First round at the house earlier. @blahkaylablah made apple and raspberry crisp. #espadinespecial #delmaguey #stigiveinte #mezcal 2w

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rockystone Looking for the closest dump and I came across this review. Hilarious. #totaldump 2w

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rockystone Man. It's only March and I can't wait to throw a Halloween party at #bottleandbarlow. #bestholiday #halloween #misfits #candyapplesandrazorblades #liono #thundercats 2w

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rockystone Let's talk about how good this fruit bowl is. Thank you Maven. No shitty fucking melons. #fruitsalad #nomelons #mavensf #snowwhitepoops #partypooper #theshapeofdrunktocome 1mon

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rockystone I'm at a wedding with this babe! Congrats Will and Ashlyn #aandw #rootbeer #blowersgonewilde 2mon

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rockystone Channeling my inner dork. @russelleastman has a birthday today. With @rwprice #fuckingjokers #icantpulloveranyfarther #christman 2mon

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rockystone Hey you guys! This place has free cowboy hats! #fastesthands #lovingLA #bestoftimes #marlboroman #freecowboyhats : @fox_zilla she takes the best photos. 2mon

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rockystone Last night was weird. Apparently I like taking pictures of @isaacshumway. I drank this martini in 2 gulps and almost threw up instantly. #barbarynightmare #theshapeofdrunktocome #fastesthands #cityofdevils 2mon

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rockystone 1, 2, 3, and to the 4. @isaacshumway, @toscanoindustriesworldwide and I are at your door. Get ready LA, we bought Isaac a mini Chardonnay and some bubbly to get him started. #theshapeofdrunktocome #fastesthands #barbarynightmare #friendstreatingfriends 2mon

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rockystone This very well may be the worst picture of us but this is what is important to me. The first time I got a drink from him was at El Dorado in San Diego. He was told to make a Long Island iced tea. Not knowing what it was, I told him how complex it was. This sums our relationship up. I love this dude a ton. He's an anchor worthy of any ship. #theshapeofdrunktocome # 2mon

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rockystone Life is full of options. Hurricane, you mean it. #tenderloin #carlsjr #pantsoptional 2mon
  •   sfbartender are you in SF? 2mon
  •   andrewtauber Somewhere in the tenderloin theres a buzzed stoneman with no pants.... 2mon
  •   pkrkma Here's my bum story. Bum pushing an empty grocery cart while his backpack is dangling, tripping him between his legs. How can you not stare and laugh. Wtf. 2mon
  •   wymanofyoung Carls jr and hurricane will definitely make you shit your pants 2mon
  •   thegridfather Lol....I've been to that Carl's Jr..... 2mon
  •   jerbear_hi Some crucial life decisions were made in that spot. 2mon

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2mon rockystone
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rockystone Got to work an event with @libated last night. What a blast. Gonna miss my SF family. #theshapeofdrunktocome #puroburro 2mon
  •   dbo916er I got straight wood right now 2mon
  •   rockystone I wouldn't say straight @dbo916er 2mon
  •   dbo916er It has a slight curve but you already knew that 2mon
  •   chelsey_deez Babe deluXXXe 2mon
  •   zaplipzach Suit lookin solid 2mon
  •   gregwxyz You look like a Jehovah's Witness. I should know 2w
  •   rockystone Is that why we couldn't become blood brothers @gregwxyz? It all makes sense now. 2w
  •   gregwxyz Well...we could but we'd both be excommunicated. Haha! 2w

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rockystone Feels good to play again. I strongly believe that even if you love your job, you should have a creative outlet outside of it. #suburbanthreat #suburbantreat #theshapeofdrunktocome #sactopunx #wilsonphotobomb #coorslightmorelikecoorsright #cminus 2mon

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rockystone I miss my uncle Charles, ya'll. @blahkaylablah @216nathan (grabs9pickshisfavorite7) @jaymeela #theshapeofdrunktocome #bones #bonethugsnharmony @sactomatic 3mon

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rockystone Absolutely revolutionary. #joestrummer #theclash #knowyourrights 3mon

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rockystone It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. This is a throwback from a couple years ago. #sleigher #theshapeofdrunktocome #deckthehallswithsatansballs #shredsled 4mon

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