rickmaynard I've got four days' worth of chili and a Netflix account. Do your worst, Mother Nature! 2d

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rickmaynard If there is a finer meal on a cold night than my chicken chili, I don't know what it could be. 1w

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rickmaynard "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa 2w

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rickmaynard Feeling slightly more human today than I have in a couple of brains. Brains? Why did I say brains when I clearly meant brains? I mean days. Brains. Days. Brains. 2w

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rickmaynard Homer still makes me ROFLMAO even after all these years. #simpsons 3w

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rickmaynard No other toy lasts a day with Caesar. This Chompion chew toy lasted from 10/17/14 to 1/24/15. #bestchewtoyever #rip 1mon

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rickmaynard Worst placement ever. Ugh. #choice #reproductivefreedom 2mon
  •   acefm No way. Can you keep this for me?? 2mon
  •   rickmaynard All I've got is the picture. Sorry. I did check into it enough to find out this is a real business in Springdale, AR. 2mon
  •   sheerinmehdian This can't be real. 2mon
  •   rickmaynard The business is very real, and if it's a fake, they went to a lot of unnecessary effort to make it look legit- the other locations' addresses and phone numbers are accurate. 2mon

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rickmaynard Our friend Natalie singing "Rolling in the Deep"'with the band at Mulan! #joinus #weacceptyouoneofus 2mon

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rickmaynard No, it probably wouldn't kill me to get thru the holidays sober, but why risk it? 2mon

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rickmaynard And to think, @newtgingrich told us if we voted for him, gas would be $2.50 a gallon. Thanks America! 2mon

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rickmaynard The legend Ilya Stone singing "How Deep Is Your Love?" 3mon

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rickmaynard Mary Burns, @valeriejune, and David Upton on "Don't Stop Believin'". 3mon

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rickmaynard Callen Esperian singing from "Carmen" at David Upton's b-day party. Because hell yeah. 3mon
  •   kalrocket It's kallen. Like me. That's who I'm named after. KALlen 3mon
  •   rickmaynard I know that now but IG won't let me edit. 3mon

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rickmaynard State Rep Joe Towns singing "What a Wonderful World" at David Upton's birth day party at @memphismadebrew. Join us! 3mon

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rickmaynard Birthday boy David Upton singing "Reunited" with Diane Withers at @memphismadebrew Come down and join us! 3mon

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rickmaynard #besties My sister's dogs, Rosie (the big one) and Bella (who thinks she's a big dog). 3mon

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rickmaynard Aww yeah... Seasoned well, cooked right, pretty singe... This may be my best yet. 3mon

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rickmaynard Enjoy your turkey, suckers! Grilled pork tenderloin. #thanksgiving just kidding. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 3mon

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