rickmaynard Groot. 2w
  •   acefm Is that at Union/McLean walgreens? Bc I was there this morning, rocking out to the exact same thing! #Groot 2w
  •   rickmaynard @acefm Haha! Exactly! I was there the other night, shot this, and forgot to post it. 2w

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rickmaynard Who has two dewclaws and just got some pork fat trimmings mixed in with his dinner? This guy! 2w

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rickmaynard ... And I'm a delegate. 2w

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rickmaynard Me after the gym. 2w

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rickmaynard Obligatory snow selfie. does my look adequately say "over it"? 3w

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rickmaynard My house, 2:30 am. It has snowed enough that my driveway is invisible. There are very large flakes coming down and lots of them. Going out on a limb and saying there are very few of us that will be working tomorrow. My car door is already frozen shut. 3w
  •   iheartgreenbay Mine was too but I still used all my strength to open it and come to work lol 3w
  •   rickmaynard @iheartgreenbay Ha! I suspect I will have little reason to get in the car tomorrow anyway. 3w
  •   conlelo Our corporate offices in Nashville are closed today! 3w
  •   rickmaynard @conlelo Good for you! As I suspected we got the email at 7 telling us not to come in. 3w
  •   conlelo @rickmaynard nice! Now that I'm working at one of our hospitals in Alaska, though, means no snow days off work.. 3w

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rickmaynard This is the car of somebody too stupid to not block a driveway. If you recognize it make fun of them. They have an hour before they have to go figure out who I got to tow their car. 3w

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rickmaynard I've got four days' worth of chili and a Netflix account. Do your worst, Mother Nature! 4w

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rickmaynard If there is a finer meal on a cold night than my chicken chili, I don't know what it could be. 1mon

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rickmaynard "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa 1mon

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rickmaynard Feeling slightly more human today than I have in a couple of brains. Brains? Why did I say brains when I clearly meant brains? I mean days. Brains. Days. Brains. 1mon

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rickmaynard Homer still makes me ROFLMAO even after all these years. #simpsons 2mon

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rickmaynard No other toy lasts a day with Caesar. This Chompion chew toy lasted from 10/17/14 to 1/24/15. #bestchewtoyever #rip 2mon

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rickmaynard Worst placement ever. Ugh. #choice #reproductivefreedom 3mon
  •   acefm No way. Can you keep this for me?? 3mon
  •   rickmaynard All I've got is the picture. Sorry. I did check into it enough to find out this is a real business in Springdale, AR. 3mon
  •   sheerinmehdian This can't be real. 3mon
  •   rickmaynard The business is very real, and if it's a fake, they went to a lot of unnecessary effort to make it look legit- the other locations' addresses and phone numbers are accurate. 3mon

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rickmaynard Our friend Natalie singing "Rolling in the Deep"'with the band at Mulan! #joinus #weacceptyouoneofus 3mon

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rickmaynard No, it probably wouldn't kill me to get thru the holidays sober, but why risk it? 3mon

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rickmaynard And to think, @newtgingrich told us if we voted for him, gas would be $2.50 a gallon. Thanks America! 3mon

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rickmaynard The legend Ilya Stone singing "How Deep Is Your Love?" 4mon

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rickmaynard Mary Burns, @valeriejune, and David Upton on "Don't Stop Believin'". 4mon

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