raywilliamjohnson Don't you hate it when you're tryin to Netflix and Chill but then you suddenly stumble across the movie you starred in? #SoRelatable 8h

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raywilliamjohnson Telling dick and fart jokes the OG way. 3d

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raywilliamjohnson It's time. 3d

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raywilliamjohnson These pants seem to fit me nicely... Thanks to @julesmedcraft and @kellyvrooms for being the perfect pair. 4d

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raywilliamjohnson Getting my makeup did for another movie, girlfriend. **snaps fingers** But first lemme take a selfie real quick. 🏻
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Also, shout out to all the makeup artists and other hard-working crew who make feature films possible. This one should be out sometime in late 2016. #WeLoveYouMovie @awesomenessfilms
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raywilliamjohnson Just an average Tuesday. 😑

Shout out to @julesmedcraft and @kellyvrooms for pretending to be my pants.
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raywilliamjohnson Thanks to Woodside Dental for cleaning out my foul mouth. 7d

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raywilliamjohnson 92% of navigating a relationship is choosing what to get for dinner. 🌭
w/ @julesmedcraft
1w

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raywilliamjohnson Writing for this show with the super talented Arik Martin @ariklanemartin. Only top-notch Shakespeare-level dick and fart jokes come out of our writers room. 1w
  •   pwhitney80 Love that he is a bears fan... #DaBears !!! 1w
  •   kellyvrooms I can't handle this. It's too much to process. Like comedy-loving-blue-t-shirt-wearing elves painted their wet dream. 1w

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raywilliamjohnson You ever read this book as a kid? Well, I photoshopped it to reflect my adult feelings. 1w

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raywilliamjohnson Spring time has put me at war with my old arch nemesis - sleeves. 😎 1w

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raywilliamjohnson New Snap profile pic. Thank you in advance for not sending me dick pics. 🏻 2w

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raywilliamjohnson At this Event with @kellylandrylive. Being this damn sexy seems to be disrupting the festivities. #SorryNotSorry #YeahButAreTheyBangingTho 2w

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raywilliamjohnson Do I look thinner from this angle? 🏻 2w

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raywilliamjohnson ...
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And I'm all out of bubble gum! 😎
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Wait, no... There's a half a pack in my cargo shorts. Nevermind. 😑
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2w

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raywilliamjohnson This may be the dumbest sketch I've ever thrown together. But it's so silly that it works. Enjoy! 2w

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raywilliamjohnson How you see your ex...
with @julesmedcraft
2w

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raywilliamjohnson Big thanks to Family Guy for the shout out. 😎 2w

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