Sierra Anna Rascouët-Paz
rascouet You've been in there for almost 90 minutes, the kid is a monkey, trying to climb on and/or shove everything in her mouth. It's dark and soft music is playing, but she's not having it. Your newly laundered jeans and t-shirt are soaked in spit-up and you're praying that she doesn't wake her sister up. And then she stops pushing, she stops kicking. She stops grunting and giggling. She nuzzles the side of your neck. She lets her small body go limp against your chest and soon you feel her breath tickle your collarbone. And you wonder what you've done for her to feel so safe. It is inexplicable that she should trust you so completely. And you know it's only a matter of time until she wises up. 2d

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rascouet Coffee run. 3d
  •   patbits Double shot. 3d
  •   katiejanegoulah What stroller is that? It looks so compact. 3d
  •   rascouet @katiejanegoulah Delta double! Unexpensive marvel. Still a bit too heavy for a single person on the subway (you want the single umbrella+carrier for that), but awesome for travelling and quick errands around the hood when your back hurts. 3d
  •   juliaparris 3d

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rascouet Phase 1 of Operation Crossing Borders: complete. (Holder for six passports by StateOfMuse on Etsy.) 4d
  •   zewu Now you need more kids for this holder 4d
  •   rascouet @zewu nope. I need two more passports for the kids. They're binational. 4d
  •   rsa This is the most adorable thing ever. 4d
  •   miporazon Ya estan listos. 4d
  •   miporazon Que chevere .orale pues 4d

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Hefe Anna Rascouët-Paz
rascouet On Mother's Day, these people do as I say. 2w
  •   tofias Happy Mothers Day! 2w
  •   patbits It's like the world's worst Olympic bobsled team. 2w
  •   victoria.marinelli *Friendly wave from the future to say that when they are 15 or 20, your kids will still be sassy (but at least, no diaper changes)* 2w
  •   victoria.marinelli (Maybe haven't gotten to "sassy" yet. Well, prepare yourselves. And enjoy the ride/ happy mother's day.) 2w

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Lark Anna Rascouët-Paz
rascouet Six months today and still alive. Well done, @jasonpermenter and moi.
And everybody who helped keep the two of us alive.
3w

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rascouet Fine @jasonpermenter I'll learn stupid Fahrenheit if you'll learn French. Hashtag pedagogy hashtag unitedparentalfront hashtag weareateam hashtag imperialisstillstupid 4w
  •   rascouet @coranieto 🏼️🏼🏼 4w
  •   edcasey I think it's spelled "Fahrenheiut." 4w
  •   thewatertrough Just ignore imperial. It will go away eventually!! 4w
  •   samuelhansen I am in ny for the week, would love to see you and Jason if possible. 4w
  •   simply_a_ Imperial is dumb, and it's what I learned first! I'm with you, lady. 4w
  •   gregminton You'll never go back. 4w
  •   rascouet @gregminton you're right, because I'm not even joining you there. 4w
  •   rascouet @simply_a_ that's because you're a scientist and scientists are awesome. Except for the NASA engineers who worked on the Mars Climate Orbiter, obvs. 4w

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rascouet The girls' Australian friends are better than your Australian friends. Lyndal and Josh, you rock. 4w

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rascouet Tantalising. 4w

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1mon rascouet
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rascouet SC weekend (Photo by Mrs. Permenter). 1mon

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1mon rascouet
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  •   gromble Life is weird/cool. 1mon

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1mon rascouet
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rascouet Resident milk cow. Remember how I lost 7oz the other day? What a hospital-grade pump and few more sessions can do. Brb, need more Nutella. 1mon
  •   rascouet @antichrista the girls, for one, welcome their bovine overlady. 1mon
  •   willow_cabin Goodness, how much do you produce a day? Amazing what these body parts can do. 1mon
  •   rascouet @willow_cabin I think I'm around 56-60oz a day. To be sure, we are supplementing to the tune of 4-8oz a day we girl, depending on how hungry they are. 1mon
  •   willow_cabin That is seriously impressive. 1mon
  •   phillygirl That is insane. An insane amount of milk. Wow. So impressed. 1mon
  •   elizabites I am so, so impressed. You're amazing! 4w
  •   rascouet @phillygirl @elizabites thank you, ladies. The credit goes almost entirely to the Symphony. Also, extensive flange research. Also, eating like a pig. 4w
  •   laurainterlandi Goddess! Someone get this woman some Nutella!!!!! 4w

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet The girls are not impressed by the misspelling of their mother's surname in the class notes, CoC Mag. 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet Operation Crossing Borders is a go. 2mon

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2mon rascouet
Brannan Anna Rascouët-Paz
rascouet *eyeroll* 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet All the love. 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet Three of my hearts in the wild. No way I'm getting out of this alive. 2mon
  •   deinonino Que buena expresión de caption. Thai 101 hace unos arroces fritos y curries excepcionales, a propósito. 2mon
  •   rascouet @deinonino ¿sí? Bueno saberlo, vivimos al lado y nos encantan los arroces fritos! 2mon
  •   deinonino @rascouet Yo voy desde Williamsburg sólo por el arroz frito de albahaca y el curry verde, son una delicia! 2mon
  •   gleemahoney I still am not sure how you get them down the stairs of your building and into the stroller if you are by yourself... 2mon
  •   rascouet @gleemahoney The landlord lets us keep the stroller and car seats on the first floor. There is still the stoop but I can carry the stroller down that part on my own. When we still used the car seats, I'd strap on the girls to the seats, take down the stroller frame and then take down each car seat. Now I just leave the girls in their car seats in the lobby, take down the whole stroller and then each of the girls to be strapped to her seat. 2mon
  •   gleemahoney Wow, and I thought my one flight of stairs in my house made things complicated! I'm sure you will be a happy camper when they can finally walk down the stairs holding your hand. 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet Tocayas. 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet Habemus auntie! 2mon

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2mon rascouet
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rascouet What awaits you, @angierascal. 2mon

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