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portiamaserati Thanks to my #crafty Stephmom for these #handmade beaded earrings!! #StraightFromMontana #diyglam #GiftMe 3w

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portiamaserati The bride forgot something in our room. Being #MOH, I went to go get it. ...& take a #selfie. #CongratsJessie 1mon

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portiamaserati Who's that #doggy in the #window? #Floyds99 1mon

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portiamaserati ...that's so far away!! #fortuneornah 1mon

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portiamaserati 1 Across made my day. Thank you, #NewYorkTimesCrossword. 4mon

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portiamaserati Kozy serving us Love Child realness... 6mon

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portiamaserati Me finding out I'm off probation... 6mon

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Earlybird Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Good morning. Good hair. Good vibes. Good everything. 6mon

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Nashville Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Gots ta fluff the bangs... #fluffer #work #selfie #dressesnsweaters 6mon
  •   lildilg Have you lost weight? You look good! 6mon
  •   the313amazon Lookin good bew 6mon
  •   portiamaserati @the313amazon thanks, bb. 6mon
  •   portiamaserati @lildilg thank you! I miss your face so muuuuch!! btw, I lost like 30ish, gained 5 back, now I'm on a half-assed mission to lose 30 more. 6mon
  •   lildilg I miss your face too!! Keep it up girl you look great!! 6mon

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Normal Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Yup, that serious. #Soundset2014 #VIPonly 7mon

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portiamaserati That's that ish I do like. #YaySpring #SuckItWinter 7mon

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portiamaserati Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! #billnye #jayz #gangsta #sciencesotrill 7mon

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portiamaserati ...as I flat-iron my unicorn lookin-ass hair. #thuglife 😎 7mon

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portiamaserati "I knew Portia picked 'Anal beads!!!'" - Mallory
#iwin #cardsagainsthumanity
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  •   cubbypaw @portiamaserati You should down load the app: Rotten Apples. It is free, and is just like this game! 7mon

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