polksalad GET READY TO DIE. 3d

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polksalad when bae is a flea ridden disaster bog stinking up da house 4d

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polksalad When bae celebrates her heritage. 1w

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polksalad #tbt 2009when i saw #tbs in Shreveport and drank an ocean of booze and lost my voice. 2w
  •   jacobellard I remember this! One of the few things I do remember from that night... Legend. 1w

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polksalad when u pretend 2 b asleep cuz u mad at bae 2w

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polksalad G E T W E I R D 2 N I T E 3w

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polksalad 2 nola goofs being goofs in memphis (which was goofy) 3w

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Normal Andrew Polk
polksalad I came to Memphis to win Arguments and Grievances and eat pussy, and I'm all outta winning Arguments and Grievances. 3w

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polksalad Instagram is easy as hell when you have a dog. 4w

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polksalad Night 4 of being a lucky doofus. Photo credit @christrew (the dildo is hidden in my ass) 4w

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polksalad This is Dodger. He will be on here a lot from now on. 4w

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polksalad I think I'm getting the light. 4w

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Perpetua Andrew Polk
polksalad Opening for Hannibal Buress at The Civic tonight at 9p. 4w

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polksalad I'm on this tonight. This better not get more likes than my bare ass. 1mon

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polksalad 75% of people think my nude ass is "cool" and 25% of people think my nude ass is "good." Which side do you fall on? 1mon

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polksalad mfw baton rouge comedy 1mon

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polksalad Well, looks like i found the right spot for the comedy show tonight. 2mon
  •   juliaprescott I seriously dig your social media presence, Andrew. 2mon
  •   drew_platt Good thing you wore your brown vest and hat with gears on it 2mon
  •   bloodymarytime I read this as sweatpants unite and got really excited! 2mon
  •   aguynamedseth Is this a homeless shelter ? 2mon
  •   peterhonan This is good because steampunks often are forced to travel the world isolated and with few opportunities to gather en masse. Poor babes. 2mon
  •   thezambon They used my chalk marker! I co- produced that show then. Credit. 2mon

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polksalad #tbr when I was Matthew Lesko for Halloween. 2mon
  •   n3rdw0p Needs more question marks 2mon
  •   aguynamedseth Lol you pissed off all the bartenders at the bar that night bc you put all the fake money in the tip jars. 2mon
  •   nouroboros I would always see that dude around back in Maryland 2mon

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polksalad The Lemons from Chicago are tight as hell. 2mon

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polksalad TRILLUMINATI 2mon

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