polksalad when ur girl checks ur phone & u clean u as hell 1d

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polksalad Birmingham, AL. 8:30 @ Syndicate Lounge. Me and anime Jarvier Bardem. 2d
  •   designmath Congrats on the show. Dammit. Sorry we missed you again. 1d

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polksalad Am I too old to join the military? 3/2 3w
  •   joepettis "After years of being ignored by horny priests because my butthole just wasn't 'boyish enough,' I asked myself, is there really a God?' And if so, why is SHE ignoring my struggle?" 3w
  •   tommy_oler "Comments are off" haha 3w
  •   jasonfifi_ @joepettis -i legit laughed out loud. At *she*. 20h

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polksalad I truly wish I was dead. 2/2 3w

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polksalad We need another Vietnam. 1/2 3w

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polksalad Awesome swag for the NOLA Comedy Hour Lafayette Benefit Show from @kylekinane. August 16th at Hi-Ho. Silent auction, raffle, and donations accepted at the door. Tons of stand-up and other neat shit. 4w

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polksalad Good morning, I wish I was dead. 4w

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polksalad TONIGHT @gasa_gasa OH HELL YEAH 1mon

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polksalad Sundays are fine. 1mon

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polksalad The only two cool things to ever leave that place. 1mon
  •   sarabeth731 I want that shirt. 1mon
  •   sarabeth731 Wait are you saying that you are the other cool thing? 1mon
  •   animatedgeoff I heard the Cricket Wireless store there was nice 1mon
  •   polksalad Got it from Jake Dugard at Makers Union. Think it's sold out but they might do a reprint. @sarabeth731 1mon

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polksalad I didn't think I would grow up in a world where I would apparently be Hercules, James Dean, and John Wayne all rolled into one, but, here we are. 1mon
  •   yourpalbko This bums me out so hard. 1mon
  •   drew_platt Yo if I was him I'd be like "why can't you fuck Americans"?! 1mon

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polksalad TONIGHT | NOLA's Only Speak Easy Multimedia Open Mic in a Dojo with Free Beer, Live Sketch, New Standup Material, Games, Characters Prizes, Weapons and Buffoonery. 9p | #NOLAComedy @massivefraud 2mon

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polksalad TONIGHT | @billywaynedavis headlines Comedy Beast. 2mon

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polksalad AL Q: What is Andrew Polk great at destroying? 2mon

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polksalad DIS @massivefraud SHIT GONE DOWN SORRY FOR PARTYING FUCK 2mon

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polksalad KARATEFIGHT AT SHAOLIN-DO DOJO 4210 ST CLAUDE 10PM TONIGHT 2mon

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polksalad @marknormand killed it, I think. I was reading his captions at Garden District Pub with @andrewhealan. We laughed a bunch. 2mon

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polksalad T O N I G H T 2mon

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polksalad I forgot I wrote STEVE BASKET on this menu a few months ago. Still hilarious. 3mon
  •   dannymaupin I woke my wife up laughing at this! I want a Steve Basket extra hard! 3mon

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