polksalad when u tell bae she smell like a gulag. 2d

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polksalad @johnmichaelsmistakes and i turnt up to 69 7d

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polksalad I can now admit how terrifying that was. I have done big shows before, but having a name on a sign is a responsibility to uphold. I am very lucky, and for a minute, proud. Thank you, @toddbarry and 40 Watt. 1w

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polksalad Not a bad first marquee. 1w

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polksalad We are in Alabama. See us with Rivers Langley tonight at Iron City in Birmingham at 8p. 1w

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polksalad I am featuring for Todd Barry wednesday in Hattiesburg at Thirsty Hippo w/ @hubcitycomedy, thursday in Birmingham at Iron City, and Friday in Athens at the 40 Watt. Come to one! 2w

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polksalad tfw u realize art is dumb as hell. 2w
  •   polksalad I hope no one has a problem that I only Instagram in the form of black teen memes now. 2w

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polksalad mfw da squad wanna go to another bar & its already 3am 2w

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polksalad Uh, ma'am, your hat is broken. 2w
  •   cleveland66 Carrot Top finally transitioned. Good for him. Her. Them or whatever. 2w

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polksalad Anyone got the wifi password for the Sinai Temple? Haven't cracked it yet. 2w

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polksalad GET READY TO DIE. 3w

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polksalad when bae is a flea ridden disaster bog stinking up da house 3w

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polksalad When bae celebrates her heritage. 4w

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polksalad #tbt 2009when i saw #tbs in Shreveport and drank an ocean of booze and lost my voice. 4w
  •   jacobellard I remember this! One of the few things I do remember from that night... Legend. 4w

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polksalad when u pretend 2 b asleep cuz u mad at bae 1mon

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1mon polksalad
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polksalad G E T W E I R D 2 N I T E 1mon

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polksalad 2 nola goofs being goofs in memphis (which was goofy) 1mon

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polksalad I came to Memphis to win Arguments and Grievances and eat pussy, and I'm all outta winning Arguments and Grievances. 1mon
  •   goodrichgevaart The fried pussy there is UNREAL. 11 herbs & spices 1mon

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polksalad Instagram is easy as hell when you have a dog. 1mon

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polksalad Night 4 of being a lucky doofus. Photo credit @christrew (the dildo is hidden in my ass) 2mon

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