polidorable Bought a $175 concert ticket for $19 on StubHub & got to spend the night with Neil Diamond!! #winning 2d

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polidorable Farewell, @jonesinforjason. I'll miss views like these on the studio feed. I've seen Aasif's baloney tits on Instagram & they're just not as nice. #TBT #DailyShow #TheDailyShow #JasonJones #baloneytits #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik 2d

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polidorable Zayn quit One Direction, so I'm healing my body at the Björk concert tonight. #PrayForZayn (PS- This is the slug sex video in the background, @heathernofilter. ) 3d

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polidorable Found an old timey portrait of Parker's great-great-grandpappy, Colonel Tom, a biscuit prospector from the Old West. Funny, he had to wear one of those silly cones too. #OfficeDogs 3d

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polidorable Cheese class this afternoon at @murrayscheese: Grilled Cheese 101. I think me & @odrisc3 are going to graduate with honors. #deanslist #grilledcheese #cheese #instacheese #sandwich #fatass #foodporn #carbs #NYC 6d

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polidorable Beautiful day to trek to NEW JERSEY for a show! #HunchbackOfNotreDame 1w

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polidorable Pupils dilated AF. #sharkeyes #selfie 2w

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polidorable #Latergram: We had a temporary office dog in the house yesterday & I forgot to post a pic! Look at this muppet!!! #OfficeDogs 2w

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polidorable Just a couple of lady dogs hanging out in the office this morning.... #OfficeDogs 2w

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polidorable Happy Birthday to my biological mother, Amelia (left) and my spiritual fairy godmother, Liza (right). 2w

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polidorable Show #2 of 2 today. Hopefully with less slug sex videos.
#TheAudience #Broadway #HelenMirren
3w

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polidorable Saw one of my favorite artists in one of my favorite venues. And we got to watch a projected video of slugs having sex. So all in all, not a bad Björk show.

#Bjork #CarnegieHall #Vulnicura #sexslugs
3w

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polidorable Pictorial evidence of my Broadway debut has surfaced, thanks to rogue theatergoer @logankeslar!! Thank you for being disobedient, Logan!! I DIED all over again after seeing this!! #HedwigAndTheAngryInch #Hedwig #HedwigOnBway #Broadway #JCM #NYC #theater 3w

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polidorable CHILLS tonight seeing John Cameron Mitchell as Hedwig!! Finally!! Dreams do come true!! Tonight also marks the night I made my Broadway stage debut... playing the power bottom that Hedwig picks up on Grindr! Mom would be so proud! #Hedwig #HedwigAndTheAngryInch #HedwigOnBway #JohnCameronMitchell #Broadway #NYC #theater @hedwigonbway 3w

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polidorable Hands on a soft body. #OfficeDogs (Seriously. Myrna is like, the softest dog ever.) 3w

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polidorable Happy #HumpDay! (This was going on for so long. I wish I took my camera out earlier.) 3w

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polidorable My co-worker's been away on a shoot for 3 days. So naturally I shot a video at his desk & sent it to him. #TGIF #OfficeDogs 4w

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Normal Matt Polidoro

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