polidorable Who needs #Coachella when you have STEVIE WONDER....who JUST got done playing a 3.5 hour concert in Brooklyn!! #EPIC ️ (The beginning of the video was supposed to show my watch, which read "11:53pm!") 1w

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polidorable Saw "A League of Their Own" today on the big screen-- the first time in 23 years-- and it made me notice stuff I missed before, like THIS!!! So thanks, @nitehawkcinema!
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polidorable Saturday night in with @odrisc3: drinking, cooking, drinking, and watching Madonna's 'Truth or Dare'.... and drinking. 👬 1w

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polidorable Parker is ALL SMILES on her birthday today!!! 😛 #OfficeDogs. (Last one. I promise.) 2w

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polidorable Good turnout for Parker's impromptu birthday party!! #OfficeDogs 2w

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polidorable Classy birthday portrait for a classy lady-dog. Ms. Parker Puente turns TEN today!!! #OfficeDogs 2w

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polidorable Easter Pie, aka Ham Pie, aka Pizza Rustica, aka Pizzagaina, aka I Feel So Fucking Fat Already And It's Only 10:30 In The Morning.

Happy Easter, I guess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐇
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polidorable How CA-YOOT are these Easter dog treats from @GiggyBites?! (Answer: SO cute! And my mom's dog is SO spoiled!) 2w

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polidorable CONGRATS ON YOUR TWO DAYTIME EMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS, @WENDYSHOW!!! Richly deserved!!! 3w

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polidorable Bought a $175 concert ticket for $19 on StubHub & got to spend the night with Neil Diamond!! #winning 4w

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polidorable Farewell, @jonesinforjason. I'll miss views like these on the studio feed. I've seen Aasif's baloney tits on Instagram & they're just not as nice. #TBT #DailyShow #TheDailyShow #JasonJones #baloneytits #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik 4w

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polidorable Zayn quit One Direction, so I'm healing my body at the Björk concert tonight. #PrayForZayn (PS- This is the slug sex video in the background, @heathernofilter. ) 4w
  •   ttsayswoah @polidorable it is the beginning of the end of 1 d as we know it. 4w
  •   ttsayswoah @jessicapilar and I are on our 4th bottle of wine. We just watched the Katy perry concert on tv. We have moved onto 1d videos. We are not taking this well. How do we not have your phone number?!? We have incredible drunk videos to share. You understand our pain. 3w
  •   jessicapilar Everything is so sad. 3w
  •   polidorable @ttsayswoah @jessicapilar What drunk videos?? If you feel the need to watch the One Direction: This Is Us in 3D (to relive the golden years), I have a 3D TV & the 3D Blu-ray. 3w
  •   jessicapilar I will rent a projector and we can screen it on the roof this summer ? @ttsayswoah I'm not kidding. We will play it loud, and proud, so everyone in bushwick can understand what great sounds like. 3w
  •   ttsayswoah @polidorable we have our secret 1d sing along videos after too many bottles of wine that I are so are drunkly amazing. 3w
  •   ttsayswoah @polidorable that I are so are drunkly amazing...(#get it together. so I might have been or not been drunk when I wrote that...but thanks be to the power of m&m choc chip cookies I am coherent now. Praise be to cookie Jesus. 3w

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