polidorable Reunited with Ally Greenberg & it feels so good... #OfficeDogs 18h

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polidorable Happy National Dog Day!! Here's Kweli in a bandana!! ️🐕🐕#ReturnOfOfficeDogs 2d

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polidorable Oh Ina. YOU'RE amazing. #Amazing 3d

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polidorable You guys there's an awesome photo shoot going on here at the Arcade Fire concert. I think she's a model or something. What do you think, @tyrabanks?? 4d

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polidorable Wow! Look at all that shit! How generous of my stupid neighbors who never like to throw away their trash! #FuckingFreegans 5d

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polidorable No banji girls at this screening of Paris Is Burning. Only O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E! Opulence! 6d

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polidorable Dance on the Pier + a few more straight girls = Robyn & Röyksopp at Pier 97 tonight. #DoItAgainTour #Pier97 #GAY!!! 1w

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polidorable Daily Show hiatus: Day #13 1w

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polidorable From now on the only beverages I drink are the ones that feature holographic Mariah Carey's that talk to you when you scan its bottle with your phone. #MariahCarey #Thirsty4Butterfly 1w

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polidorable Say Something Nice About Camden: They have nice views of Philly. 2w

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polidorable Monday's homemade macaroni & cheese is Thursday's fried mac & cheese balls. #leftovers 3w
  •   drewfrye Crying. 3w
  •   aml37aml37 Do you own a deep fryer? @polidorable 3w
  •   polidorable @evanhoyts I took scoops of cold leftover mac & cheese, rolled them into balls, dredged them in flour (w/salt & pepper), dipped them into a beaten egg, then rolled them in breadcrumbs. I fried those babies in hot oil in a regular frying pan (no deep fryer, @aml37aml37!) & let them dry on a paper towel-lined plate. No recipe. Easy, yummy & super healthy too! 3w
  •   jennakimjones You're amazing. 3w
  •   elidelsol Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy 3w
  •   luckyno1three @odrisc3 your sister needs to see this. 3w
  •   amtruex @polidorable That looks sooo good! 3w
  •   finickyfoodie Can't go wrong with fried mac and cheese so Delish 2w

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polidorable And here is Parker, slaying in her red allergies sweatshirt. Dry skin never looked so good, gurl!! #OfficeDogs 3w

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polidorable Having a great time at the One Direction concert!!... What?...WHAT?!? #somuchscreaming

#OneDirection #1D
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  •   robicellis Both my chefs are there- @ttsayswoah @jessicapilar you're not the only adults there for funzies! 3w
  •   cbrgss @ajacamille and I have lost our hearing... intense 3w
  •   jessicapilar OK BUT WOW WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT 3w
  •   ttsayswoah I am now deaf but it's ok cause 1-d are mega babes. The pre-teen behind me said, "now I can kill myself" as their show ended. Perfection. 3w
  •   abrooklynbroad So... What's the verdict??? 3w

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polidorable Chaperoning 80,000 kids tonight. Promise.

#OneDirection #1D
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  •   jessicapilar Within** 3w
  •   ttsayswoah I totally agree with thinking harry was the fave...but those pre-teen screams were so loud for Niall! Utter shock. I mean, I get it. He's cute, he knows how to gaze longly into a camera and can play the guitar. Liam...so sad his doll's didn't sell well....but! He is called daddy direction for a reason. Zayn. Those arms. . He will be so epic at the age of 45 when he's all salt and peppery . He probs looked bored cause he wished he was alone doing graffiti in his apartment, as he liked to do in the movie one direction, this is us. I agree he will be the first to go solo. Harry..I get why the girls love him. He's my fashion icon, but that's cause he dresses like a lesbian and I love that. Also! The fact that he used to work in a bakery is a ok with me...cause..duh...I obvi work in a bakery. Oof. Louie. He's the one I can't get down with!!!! His hair is so poofy and tbh his singing voice is not as strong as the others. 3w
  •   jessicapilar IM LITERALLY SCREAMING BC THIS COMMENT THREAD IS TOO GOOD. Wow. 😎 3w
  •   ttsayswoah Just a thought about Niall..yes. He loves sports, which is a defo bro thing. But! What do you do when you play soccer...you run/jump a lot. So maybe under that adorable 3/4 sleeve tee is a mega fit bod that just makes you wanna say...well, I coulda birthed you but it's cool if you touch my boob. Not saying I would do that. It's all hypothetical. I think every member of 1 d is special in their own way and I don't think I could ever decide on a favorite. And yes @jessicapilar this is the best thread ever. 3w
  •   polidorable @ttsayswoah @jessicapilar True, maybe Louis doesn't have the best voice-- that's why they keep giving him the bridges whereas Harry & Zayn get all the leads & choruses. But I still love him, skinny tanned ankles & all. Oh yeah I DO also love that Harry was a baker! He was def the cutest part of "This Is Us: 3D," which I saw in 3D, btw, and now own the 3D Blu-ray. I always thought he was more mini Mick Jagger than Keith Richards though. And OMG the tween girls behind me were going MENTAL for Niall. Mothers in front of me were turning around to shoot them NASTY-ASS looks! I too was surprised at the Niall fan reaction, even though he only wore a boring baseball shirt & did not strip it off not even once. But I feel like all those girls are just poseurs b/c they only started liking Niall AFTER the braces came off, unlike me who cited him as the cutest WAY BACK to 2011 when the Up All Night album came out. And yeah-- maybe Zayn just wanted to go home, do graffitis & talk about how we should like, free Palestine & stuff. Poor Zayn may still be hurt from all those nasty responses he got over that Palestine tweet. I just want to hang out with Zayn backstage & tell him everything's going to be alright, as we're doing graffitis & talking about Palestine while we look deeply into each other's eyes & I begin to feel his arms........ 3w
  •   polidorable @ttsayswoah There was creepily a lot of overlap in each of our last comments, which we were essentially typing at the same time.... 3w
  •   jessicapilar You need to spend a lot more time at the bakery, this is obvious to me now. 3w
  •   ttsayswoah It's not creepy....it's amazing!!!!! 3w

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