pergam Faster! 4d

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pergam That face. 4d

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pergam I just checked in to the hotel. Then this bachelorette party joined me in the elevator. End of story. 4d

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pergam Some of my favorite airport art. 4d

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pergam I see what you did there, airport. 4d
  •   mikepergam Phoenix?? 4d
  •   pergam @mikepergam bingo 4d
  •   lvenell So are they lost in hedge mazes or being tossed by tornadoes? Either way, doesn't really instill confidence in flying. 4d

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pergam The DC flag must be printed upside down on this voters guide as a statehood protest, right? (Please be right.) 6d

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pergam Continuing the series: #catinmyspotonthebed 6d

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pergam Morning rush. 7d

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pergam The rats are bigger in NYC. #latergram 1w

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pergam Not a mannequin. SoHo. #latergram 1w

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pergam Grandpa dispensing knowledge about the vacation habits of bears. #tbt #nofilter 2w

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pergam I can't quit you, @livingsocial. No really, I mean I can't stop these emails. 2w

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pergam Was some inventor really so frustrated by the three minutes it takes to make ramen the conventional way? 3w

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pergam Friday, 10p: When I do my best grocery shopping. 3w
  •   oliviaoma I went grocery shopping at 9:30. Looks like you are prepping well for your new lifestyle. 3w
  •   pergam @oliviaoma haha yes! To be fair, I've been acting like an old man for years. 3w

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pergam Never gets old. 3w

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pergam This boarding pass tells me what we already knew: I have zero class. 3w

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pergam I blame @mindymarques for my over-caffeination this afternoon. 3w

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pergam You know me so well, flight attendant! 3w
  •   pergam And Coke Zero. 3w
  •   bwgish I thought mansierres was the term we were going with. 3w

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pergam DC by night 3w

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