pdxcarpet Some of you are as stressed as I am about my future. Unwind with me on this rad yoga mat by @yetiyoga (link in their bio). You can namaste me later! 6h

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pdxcarpet Must have been a slow news day @nbcnightlynews 1d

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pdxcarpet Since someone can't roll me up and take me to church, let me just worship this shot of @thenikkibella #SundayFunday 2d

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pdxcarpet For those of you asking how to keep a piece of me with you to cuddle, frame, etc. and generally adore forever: http://www.portofportland.com/Notices/PDX_Carpet_01_BLT.htm 3d

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pdxcarpet Today was the beginning of the end. Can't tell if @lincoln.graves is an accomplice or trying to help me. 4d

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pdxcarpet Wilderness tested, TSA approved! @snowpeakusa also makes this #spork in PDXcarpet green. #JustSayin 5d

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pdxcarpet Because Tuesday. And TSA has you halfway there... 1w

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pdxcarpet Portland's best kept secret... aardvark sauce? It's my fave. Bottles available past security at the Made In Oregon stores. No other gift says, "Sorry you don't live in Portland, you poor bastard." 1w

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pdxcarpet When someone finally TELLS you the carpet is being replaced because you too young to watch the news and you can't read yet. #LeoIsMyDude 2w

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pdxcarpet Hi. I'm gonna need a case of this ASAP, thanks! 2w

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pdxcarpet #MCM Did I do it right? #sexytime 2w

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pdxcarpet #WCW Did I do it right? @melissatimora 2w

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pdxcarpet Someone told me the person in this photo is famous. Does anyone recognize her? 2w

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pdxcarpet Had a nice little visit from our neighbor to the north yesterday. Can you blame the @Seahawks- Have you SEEN #SEAcarpet? 3w

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pdxcarpet ️Someone pick this shirt up for me at tomorrow's @trailblazers game. Or just take me. $15 #PORvsMIA 3w

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pdxcarpet What? What's that boy? Screw Timmy- save the carpet! #Lassie @rossremington 3w

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pdxcarpet That's a big one! #ThatsWhatSheSaid 3w

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pdxcarpet My kind of bouquet 4w

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pdxcarpet PEACE OUT 2014. I hope 2015 is better for you guys than it's gonna be for me 4w

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pdxcarpet A bunch of you guys got stockings in your stockings. If you didn't, ask @maura_meaw if you can join her rad family. 1mon

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