patdown Why Carter look like he bout to drop tha hottest mixtape of 2016 2w

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patdown 2nd Annual (for me) Donuts With Dads Day at Carter's school. Had to get a pic with Carter and his peeps. Sorry I cut off your dome, Luke. But it was yours or mine. 4w

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patdown This party I was at last night got really weird, real quick. 1mon

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patdown Highlight of Christmas Eve festivities. Pretty sure my dad wore aqua socks to dinner. #whatarethose 2mon

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patdown Overnight they somehow became teenagers. 4mon

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patdown The kids met their biological father this weekend. #wasboundtohappen 4mon

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patdown This outfit kills in Japan. 4mon

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patdown Tried my best to drink this place dry. @eyeforprettymama is actually keeping me upright at this point. 5mon

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patdown @eyeforprettymama is not buying Seth's claim that he was in a hip-hop dance troupe during college. : @allysuntimmons 5mon
  •   allysuntimmons . Thanks for coming up to hang with us! We had a blast and miss you guys. 5mon
  •   kdkboots I believe he was a member of the cool patrol at a little place called Santiago. 5mon
  •   patdown @kdkboots oh my goodness. I can still smell the dep hair gel. 5mon

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patdown It seems like every day is, but today especially ... #nationaldaughtersday 5mon

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patdown Emersyn Paige Salceda. Call sign: Pookie 5mon

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patdown "I'm on boat ... take a good hard look at the motherf'ing boat, yeah" 5mon

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patdown The Right Stuff 5mon

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patdown Admittedly, as an Angels fan, these seats are somewhat wasted on me. 6mon

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patdown Now convinced Emme drawing me drunk was intentional. Compare her depiction of @eyeforprettymama from today's Mother's Day event. 9mon

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patdown Sal-say-tha vs. sal-see-duh 9mon

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patdown Rare treat. Catching my Halos in San Francisco. 10mon

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patdown Couldn't care less about the top three. #humblebrag #bragbrag 10mon
  •   alliandjames23 Aww proud daddy. Love this 10mon
  •   chevellemybelle You're greatest accomplishments! My husband may have graduated with/near you from Santa Clara. His name is Ryan Gosling. 10mon
  •   chevellemybelle ...Wes Meyer. 10mon
  •   xtinawalts Love this. 10mon
  •   eyeforpretty Love. They look perfect. And as Carter said, Daddy has a degree? 10mon
  •   santanaerin Such a badass 10mon

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patdown Work would be a lot cooler if this was what I thought it was. 10mon

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patdown Come home drunk 1 time in front of your kids and this is what you get. 10mon

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