parenthetica Fort Tilden Dune Club. 6d

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parenthetica Our first trip to the beach shooting for BOOMERANG Dance Company. With @marmot88 and Kenny 6d

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parenthetica Zoë got married, Ryan the chef got drunk after making 15 pounds of rib roast, and I took a picture. Congratulations Zoë. 2w

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parenthetica @doubleecarter disappears into my couch. #sundays 3w

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parenthetica A belated happy birthday to @jacquesattaques, who would have been 28 if we hadn't turned him into a cake and eaten him. 3w

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parenthetica Guys my office is becoming inception. Also, I'm probably going to lose the caption contest. 3w

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parenthetica NYC IS JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND. 4w

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parenthetica After many many nights and weekends of Putting It Together, @jacquesattaques and I are proud to introduce our new apartment. Thanks to everybody who helped us move and set up the place, esp you guys tagged xoxo. Can't wait to have you all over soon for snacks. 4w

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parenthetica #flashbackfriday to my first #REBELBINGO ever in 2011. Met some great folks from that chapter @freddiesorensen @xylononymous @oh_rogue and many more 1mon

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parenthetica Relics of the video star. 1mon

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parenthetica "Hey baby, does the carpet match the dra----ummm, I mean.. the.. uhhh..." 1mon
  •   xylononymous Less briefs- more cheeks 1mon
  •   elpriceisright What has instagram become that my feed is your underwear? 1mon
  •   elpriceisright How much is a buttload of underwear? Exactly one pair. 1mon

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parenthetica A super ominous addition to our elevator, courtesy the ghost of 500 Saint Marks. Or 500 Saint Marks Ghosts. 1mon

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parenthetica Eighth wave feminism or something with @msmalloryjane. 1mon

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parenthetica The subway doesn't give a damn about your secrets. 1mon

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parenthetica Some people just get it, man. Andrew Stein-Zeller is one of these people. 1mon

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parenthetica Marching onward into the spring? with @wintertone @jacquesattaques , @caseybones, @ravisraw 2mon

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parenthetica Clint Donaldson goes all the way to infinity. 2mon

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parenthetica Don't burn the soup. 3mon

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parenthetica LONELY HOT WATER. 3mon

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parenthetica The Only Couch In Town. #royal 3mon

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