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pantsempire I get to bring in any art I want for my office at work. So far, I only have my Dalí print by @roosterpop (give him all your money!) but he makes me happy. Of course, there's a damn cat hair in the bottom left corner.... 15h

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pantsempire Wearing a dress today. And one of my grandmother's awesome pieces of jewelry. 15h
  •   nadnuk You look more content than I've seen you in years. That warms my heart. 12h
  •   pantsempire @nadnuk that totally gave me dusty eye! 6h

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pantsempire Horsie. #adulting 3d
  •   nadnuk Love the psychedelic paisley action going on. 3d

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pantsempire Mac and cheese bar today. Bacon and Italian sausage with zucchini. #nom 6d

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pantsempire Colourin' #adulting 6d

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pantsempire Today's whiteboard quote, courtesy of Joseph Goldstein. #wbqotd 7d

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pantsempire I put a quote on the whiteboard in my office every morning. Here is today's. #monday 1w

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pantsempire Just some late night stress relief. 1w

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pantsempire The face of a gal who gets to leave at noon EVERY FRIDAY. (whiteboard in back says "attack of the technology curse." yesterday was a comedy of errors.) 2w

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pantsempire Late lunch, empty dining area. #WorkGig 2w

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pantsempire Alisha Bayron. #insomnia #staytooned 2w

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pantsempire La Cosa Gnostra grows ever stronger under capo de tutti capi, Gniccolo Correlegnome. The Bonagnnome, Gambignome, Colombgnome, and Gegnomevese Families stand strong together. The fifth of the families will integrate once it can procure a proper gnome-related surname. #lacosagnostra 2w

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pantsempire A+ Adulting: being told you need to do a drug screen and all you think is "I hope my bladder doesn't shy up." 3w

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pantsempire I bought a stacker scoop. It doesn't make it taste like Thrifty ice cream but it looks more like it. I miss Chocolate Malted Krunch. 3w

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Normal Sarah Pants
pantsempire Screenshot at 4.09pm. #fucksummer 3w

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pantsempire How could I resist? #TheBoots2.0 3w

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