pantsempire Yes, I am an asshole for this. I accept that. But everyone in sbux was trading side-eye and eyebrows. It had to be done. She had to be in her mid 50s, at the youngest. She looked like she had a LOT of fun in the 80s. And she thought she was hot shit. Okay--you go, Blond Cornrows. You rock your little Breaking Bad self like you own the world. 1w

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pantsempire 2.30am and caffeinated. I'm going with it. 1w

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pantsempire Pedicure time!! What, you don't use carpentry tools on your calluses? You obviously don't have hooves. Two days barefoot and I've got hooves. 1mon

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pantsempire Proof of life 1mon

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Normal Sarah Pants
pantsempire I've gone a little Type A with my #Julep polishes. 1mon
  •   6od GIRL I JUST ORDERED SOME OF THESE OFF AMAZON TOOOOO 1mon
  •   jnunnallytx I think i'm about to quit them. Good product but i'm over all the boxes and sales pushes. I'm one girl. I'd have to paint my nails 3 times a day to go thru that much polish! 1mon
  •   sallydftw This. Is. So. Pretty. 1mon

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pantsempire Some little asshole (pictured) had real good time flicking her toys all over the place tonight. 2mon

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pantsempire Still here. 2mon

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pantsempire Here's how old-school I am. This is my "hands free" thing for when I'm at home. #TheOldness 2mon

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pantsempire Alcoholic Popsicles? Yeah, I got you covered. 2mon

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pantsempire #yab sticker on the table at Sbux. The placement was on purpose. 3mon

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pantsempire Pretty goddamn good seat here for Eddie Izzard. Still aghast that people dress like hobos for the effing theatre. Shame on you scrubs--the lot of you! 3mon

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pantsempire On the back of the bathroom door at a bar. Not a bad idea. And only a dollar a blow! #twss 3mon
  •   tenthmuse That's cheaper than your usual rates. 3mon

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pantsempire Boat booze cruise!! 3mon

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pantsempire This is what 39 looks like!! 3mon
  •   wynkoutloud Happy smurfday, smoochins. 3mon
  •   la_chatel Happy birfday! You make 39 look good! 3mon
  •   anitadasu Happy birthday!! Mine's this Sunday. Zomg bday buddies!!!! 3mon

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pantsempire Alcoholic Popsicles? Let's do this. 3mon

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Valencia Sarah Pants
pantsempire Margaritas in our faces. 3mon

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pantsempire Liam let me brush him for a few minutes. There's still much work to be done. 3mon

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pantsempire I may have overdone the shortcakes. But I had a good time! Homemade errything: shortcake, chunky strawberry sauce, marscapone cream, fresh berries. ...and some fresh berries that are stuffed with marscapone cream. 3mon
  •   sarahnthropic Ur on the way to my house with that rightt? Looms delish!!!!! 3mon

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pantsempire Homemade cheddar bay biscuits 3mon
  •   la_chatel Email recipe please! 3mon
  •   pantsempire @la_chatel will do. It's terribly easy. Bisquick type. New York hipsters would be appalled 3mon

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pantsempire Outside tent. Inside is beyond insane but well planned out with clear walkways for short girls who can work their way up to the bar like goddamn proFESHHHHHionals. 3mon

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