omidjoon Hey the 90s called they want their 90s back. #Tbt #lafamilia 10h

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omidjoon No fucks were given by childhood Omidjoon #tbt 1w

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omidjoon Who doesn't love a wine that comes with a hint of bowling shoes? 1w

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omidjoon This is why it's important to never click "remember me" when using a work computer. 2w

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omidjoon So after lunch I left my sunglasses on top of my car and drove away. Halfway through the ride I heard them slide across the roof, down my back windshield, and right into the wedge between my trunk and my windshield.
This is a sign from the universe! Dont have kids.
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  •   bitesizebebe God must really think you look good in those 2w
  •   anush14 Haha. Good interpretation 2w
  •   monana11 You have nice eyes 2w

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omidjoon I'll just never be this cool and I have to come to terms with that. #PapaHaghz 2w

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omidjoon Ciclavia 3w

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omidjoon My life in a microcosm 3w

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omidjoon Losing all the money I made this week. 3w

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omidjoon Our table was too dirty to take a picture at so we took one here 3w

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omidjoon Mondays, am I right? 4w

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omidjoon Oh hey 4w

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omidjoon Woah oh somebody call the sass police and the divambulance! @melangulo13 1mon

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omidjoon Hey look at this fancy coffee drink 1mon

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omidjoon So stoked about my new Apple Watch! 1mon

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omidjoon #SendbackSaturday to me and my girlfriend and Ali when we were too cool 2mon

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omidjoon Celebrating @misterbconnor 2mon

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omidjoon Hi friends! My buddy Neer Lerner invited me onto his podcast to dissect DUI cases from an Officer's first observation of your driving to the chemical test at the station. We even talk a little bit about Marijuana DUIs. Give it a listen if you're curious or you just wanna hear my phone sex voice.
His podcast in general is great for law nerds and non-nerds alike. There are great episodes on traffic tickets, medical malpractice, protecting your assets before death, trademarks, and even the wonderfully esoteric world of legalese. He's pretty much the Beyoncé of the legal podcast world. Subscribe!!! http://thelegalseagull.com/DUI
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