oliviawoohoo On this day, three years ago, a demon entered the mortal realm. Her first human slave gave her the name of Charlotte, but the demon discovered that this slave was not worthy. After being with many humans, the demon finally stumbled upon a family of mortals that was suitable. The demon allowed the family to rechristen her as Charlie.
The family attempted to please the demon with sacrifices of toilet paper rolls and used socks, but they knew that despite their efforts, the demon would eventually banish all mortals to her original home in the underworld.
Today we celebrate you, Charlie, and we thank you for delaying your apocalypse another day.

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oliviawoohoo My big brother's getting married today :) #carrsmerging2014 @jcarr192 5mon

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oliviawoohoo I've never belted Disney soundtracks as loudly as I did tonight. #nofilter #swag #didtheysendmedaughters #whenIaskedforsons #thatsthegospeltruth @emaching55 @enfection @slothdawg 6mon

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oliviawoohoo On that camel flo #humpday #Christmas @slothdawg 12mon

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  •   stvdel51 Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Royce King. 1y

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oliviawoohoo Princess Royce gets sassy and then runs my dog over with a chair. #tiaraswag #princess #yoloswagtwerk @slothdawg 1y

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oliviawoohoo The guy at the antique store dared me to kiss the statue's action figure. #datduckfacedoh #thetouristslovedit #secondboyfriend #thuglyfe #twerk #baystreet 1y

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oliviawoohoo This is what Americans do on dates. #krispykreme #whatadork #dozendonutssaywhat @slothdawg 1y

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oliviawoohoo Park date part two with this lil thug @slothdawg #goshheishandsome #gangster 1y

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