Valencia ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey "Are you there God? It's me, Bee Gee. I yelled STRANGER and BANANA (my safety word) several times, but that man continued to touch my bum!" (Vet visits are always a little embarrassing!) 23h

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ohsillymonkey Nice hike with the family on "rest day!" 2d

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ohsillymonkey "Caturday will start when I SAY it starts!" Bee Gee is exhausted from a week of planning world domination and how to evict his brother from the house... 3d

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ohsillymonkey Only 4 years old and already too pooped to party! Oh they grow up so fast...Happy birthday Big D! 7d

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ohsillymonkey On the eve of his fourth birthday, Big D gets a proper brushing. A ladies' man always keeps up on his "manscaping!" Half bushel of very soft cat hair for sale, entertaining all offers... 1w

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Valencia ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey Big D. About to turn four years old but still acts like a big ol baby. Snores like a man though! 2w

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ohsillymonkey I can't sit down because my knee hurts too much. So this happened. Refrigerator pickle experiment! 2w

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ohsillymonkey It was hot and it hurt alot. Mother nature and middle age didn't help matters. Screw you, Sun--you tried to kill me last year too. I win, bi***! 2w

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ohsillymonkey Bring it on, filthy heat. 26.2 we are coming for yoooooooouuuuuuu! 2w

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ohsillymonkey More proof that there is no God. Or maybe it's just proof that he's tired of my shi*. 3w

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ohsillymonkey Nice taper run--wore black and ran in the hot sun, trying to get ready for a hot one next weekend. The usual obstacle course of blood/poop/feathers in Hermosa, so I got to work on agility too! 3w

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ohsillymonkey ...I guess I lost my way, there were oh so many roads...I was living to run and running to live...never worried about paying or even how much I owed... 1mon

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ohsillymonkey Just some leftovers and pantry odds and ends that became lunch--penne, chard, tomato and artichokes tossed in cauliflower "Alfredo." That's a little coconut bacon on top. And to think I almost had raisin bran for lunch! 1mon

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ohsillymonkey "So this crusty butt you've been talking about is MINE?" (Don't worry, it got wiped). 1mon

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Normal ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey Stupid Nike app cheated me out of two miles. But watch me try to hobble up and down stairs and you'll have verification I really did 20. Now who wants to come help me get off the toilet...my getaway sticks ain't working so good! 1mon
  •   flyjake Ermergerd. We WALKED a 5K today and I feel like jello 1mon
  •   ohsillymonkey @flyjake You gotta start feeing like jello somewhere! 1mon
  •   amstraton Ah Nike! Cheats me too! Time to get s runnig watch I think. The Nike app on my IPhone 6 is no where near as good as it was on my 5 :( 1mon
  •   ohsillymonkey @amstraton I've noticed that about the 6 too--time to shell out the dough for Garmin! 1mon
  •   amstraton Yea.. So expensive.. But worth it in sure.. I've gotta take the plunge soon too though.. Really grinds my gears when the app fails on a good long run.. 1mon

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Nashville ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey I don't need you nagging me, Halls cough drop! Get off my back! 1mon

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ohsillymonkey Big D has assumed the position for a little TV watching. He'll be snoring in about 5 minutes. 1mon

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ohsillymonkey I think I'm probably going to regret some of my lunchtime decisions later. 1mon

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ohsillymonkey The Gee Unit has been bathed. Payback is imminent. 1mon

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