ohsillymonkey My human claims to be sick. Whatever, as long as she stays right here on the couch to serve as my blanket warmer. 4d

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ohsillymonkey HEY MA! THE MEATLOAF!! 1w

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ohsillymonkey The sound of kale and beans moving through my gut has put Bee Gee straight to sleep. I guess I will be sleeping on my back tonight. 2w

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ohsillymonkey Bedtime?? Sleep ye not, human--for I shall be killing toys and stomping around Lionel Richie style--ALL NIGHT LONG. 2w

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ohsillymonkey Forced to think since my headphones took a shi* and I had NO MUSIC! Deep thought of the day: why can't humans have cloacas instead of a different hole for each kind of business? Seems more suitable for life on land, especially in drought conditions. Discuss amongst yourselves. 2w

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ohsillymonkey Three hours of spinning and two broken butt cheeks later...Cycle For Heroes complete! The featured soldiers are doing incredible things and rebuilding their lives thanks to #theheroesproject. 3w

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Hudson ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey It's 6:30 on Friday night...do you know where your FREEDOM is??? Here's to 3 hours of discomfort for #theheroesproject. 3w

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Lo-fi ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey If I have to hear kids screaming about an imaginary octopus in the pool, they have to hear my cheesy tunes. Fair is fair! (I'm thinking a good dose of Leo Sayer might clear this place out!!) 4w

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ohsillymonkey It doesn't look that steep driving over it. Note to self: stop flaking on hill work! #vincentthomasbridge 4w
  •   shinylegs There's a sidewalk?!! @ohsillymonkey 4w
  •   kashpick Haha! 4w
  •   shinylegs @ohsillymonkey never mind just saw kash's post, didn't know there was a race. Was wondering how you ran the bridge 4w
  •   rvrski Must be steep...notice the different color of ur pace...i want to do that w u guys next year 4w
  •   ohsillymonkey @rvrski Wasn't terrible until mile 3...on the way back. I hate hills, and that was a tough one! See you next year! 4w
  •   ohsillymonkey @shinylegs I know people think I'm crazy, but I don't have a death wish, woman!! No peds allowed on the bridge usually! 4w

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ohsillymonkey Maybe someone spiked my pre-workout with Ex-Tenz? Because this run was longer and harder, hey now! 1mon

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Amaro ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey Some people will give anyone a ride just to get in the carpool lane. 1mon

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Valencia ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey What is this "go to bed" business you speak of? Don't you know THERE IS ANOTHER CAT IN THIS HOUSE??! (Yes son, he's the same cat you've seen every day for over a year, can you just get along already?) 1mon

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ohsillymonkey Lovely hike-around and tutorial on foraging for wild edibles. Zombies and Ebola are coming, gotta spruce up the survival skills! 1mon

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ohsillymonkey Woke up to this, a morning "setup!" Mama and sons are off and running, thanks to my house donkey! 1mon

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ohsillymonkey "Pick up poop and feed me you will, human!" (Yoda is supervising our farm chores). 2mon

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ohsillymonkey There's a reason we call him "Torpedo Titties!" Big D's getting a case of the saggy man boobs! 2mon

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ohsillymonkey "Hey bro, check out my new box. I bet you'd like to play in it too. Not gonna happen. EVER. Just watch me, it's just as fun, I promise." 😈 2mon

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