ohsillymonkey I made cherry pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise, tastes so good make a grown man cry, sweet cherry pie (OH YEAH)! Sweet CHERRRRRYY PPPIIIIIIEEEEEEE! (You're welcome for the ear worm!). 4d

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ohsillymonkey And on the seventh day, he shall be called "Poppy Deez Nutsack," conquerer of blankets and toy mice. (On Sundays he assumes his alter ego...). 5d

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ohsillymonkey "It's 8 pm on Friday night. I cried until mama put sweatpants on and came to bed. I'm glad she finally realizes who's in charge around here." 6d

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ohsillymonkey Busy chore day. Must fuel up. Open faced kale, tomato, and white bean sammich with smoky onion mustard--THE BEST GAWT DAMN MUSTARD YOU WILL EVER EAT! 2w

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ohsillymonkey Bee Gee was EXTRA mad when we came home. Apparently it was a tragedy that I took my running shoes (that he likes to smell constantly) for the trip--he promptly rolled around in them after I unpacked. Attitude adjustment complete! 2w
  •   ohsillymonkey @dawnb702 He thinks I birthed him! I'm a lot less noisy than Angel. But that was pretty funny when she got all angry chimp on your mug! 😈 2w
  •   dawnb702 It was not. 1w
  •   dawnb702 Its your influence that makes these woodland creatures go mad...and your feet it seems...so gross. Put your shoes away!!! 1w
  •   dawnb702 I laugh every time I look at this pic...classic 1w
  •   ohsillymonkey @dawnb702 I did put my shoes away! He goes into the closet and specifically seeks them out! My son has a very unnatural attachment to his mother! 1w
  •   dawnb702 Your son loves his stinky mama I can see in Bee Gee's eyes his love for all things unnatural...Your feet should be tested by the CDC 1w
  •   ohsillymonkey @dawnb702 My feet might be large...but they are well manicured and stink free! Bee Gee knows a good thing when he smells it! 1w
  •   dawnb702 Lmao...ok, ok...@ohsillymonkey May the love between Bee Gee and your shoes grow stronger and deeper everyday...... 1w

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ohsillymonkey Obligatory stop on the way to the airport. Husband had to get crabs, and not from the hobos out front. So we braved the hideous carpet that seems to be inside every joint around here. Carpet smells like the chowder and vice-versa. 2w

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ohsillymonkey "Bourbon, bourbon for the lady!!" (I was dared to partake in the bourbon, cardamom, and persimmon cocktail. It was delightful!) 2w

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ohsillymonkey O Northern California, you could be my Silver Spring...but you push me away with your liberal buffoonery and high taxes...I know I could have loved you but you would not let me! (Yes, we always manage to find a cat to hang out with!) 2w

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ohsillymonkey Finally stopped raining--time to get that 6 miles in through the vineyards! 2w

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ohsillymonkey Well no turning back now, marathon training officially underway! Nice and easy 10 miler to get the old bones moving for the day. If you're heading to the beach, beware--SMELL Segundo is especially ass-tastic this morning, it's like a sewer clobbered me in the face! AVOID! 3w

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ohsillymonkey We didn't even cook the Tofurkey roast, this just seemed like enough food. Plus it would have been a shame if there was no room for pie. Thankful for a delicious meal with my sweetheart that's good for us, and good for the animals! 3w

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ohsillymonkey Now here is how you fix up a yam!! Applesauce, a little peanut butter, cinnamon, and toasted coconut. Rise and shine, fools, breakfast is served! 3w

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ohsillymonkey Our nephew Aidan made us this stunning artwork, showcasing our Devon Rex boys! 4w

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ohsillymonkey More adventures in public restrooms. Apparently this is a crisis in the Coachella valley. (Who's doing this?????) 4w

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ohsillymonkey One of the few good things left in CA--exercise at sunset! 4w

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Hudson ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey The smell of these hen-of-the-wood mushrooms in a sauté pan takes you to a place where birds nest in your hair, and fawns trail you carrying your coat tails in their tiny deer teef. No, really, they are that good! 1mon

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Rise ohsillymonkey
ohsillymonkey Don't judge me--it was a VERY hilly 13.1 miles! Stunning course along the PV peninsula. 1mon

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ohsillymonkey Lentil loaf sub! Leftover lentil loaf, pickles, lettuce, deli mustard, and Just Mayo (take that, Unilever!). 1mon

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