ohhmygoddard i just wanna see you strip(e) 3d

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ohhmygoddard it's Friday - and just to be totally clear... this isn't me but thank u for thinking I'm this fun 3d

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ohhmygoddard I don't want to live in a world where the #McWhopper doesn't exist - so I won't // inspired by BK's genius and @mr_tberry's Instagram 4d

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ohhmygoddard you only need to listen to my snapchat to know how much fun I had at T-Swift last night 🏻 6d

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ohhmygoddard TBT to first days of school because I'm officially never gonna have one again // DEUCES, SCHOOL 1w

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ohhmygoddard pacific coast my way 1w

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ohhmygoddard HBD to the only girl that would push ME in a cart on HER birthday because she knows I hate walking, picking up heavy objects, and exerting any kind of physical effort in general 1w

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ohhmygoddard dropping it low in more ways than one tonight 2w

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ohhmygoddard gliding straight into your DMs 2w

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ohhmygoddard I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that means? - tbh it mostly just means I'm dancing alone all the time 2w

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ohhmygoddard slide or die 2w

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ohhmygoddard never turn down an opportunity to do the move @sethybean 2w

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Normal Shannon Goddard
ohhmygoddard couldn't do a man bun so I did the Ariana Grande and have literally never felt better 2w

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ohhmygoddard it takes three to tango - or not... whatever 2w

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ohhmygoddard when u have a BAE and he a ghost emoji 3w

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ohhmygoddard u guys this is v important - how the hell does Ari know how to nod his head to the song 3w

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ohhmygoddard quit law school to follow my true passion: fast food 4w

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ohhmygoddard treat every party like its your party 4w

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Ludwig Shannon Goddard
ohhmygoddard happy birthday my prince of thieves, my czar, my sun and my moon. may your day be filled with Marlboro lights and spicy tuna crispy rice (@heymustbethemuney caption credit cuz I was too to think of one) 1mon

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ohhmygoddard goodbye San Diego - you're kind of a butthole and i got voted worst wedding date... but this coyote ugly bar was sick 1mon

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