ohhmygoddard i don't eat at Burger King often - but when i do, i go 3 times in one week and only order chicken fries 18h

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ohhmygoddard i went to an engagement party where men had to dance on a different side than women and I didn't know what to do with myself 1d
  •   annieell Was it like a Jewish thing? Cuz you have a lil much side boob for an ortho event 1d
  •   david_samson Don't lie shanno, did you just scare them all off? 19h

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ohhmygoddard don't worry guys - @sayrgeb drove down on Sunday just to make sure I could get on some shoulders - who said chivalry is dead? 7d

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ohhmygoddard champagne for my real friends, real pain for Drake and Madonna because Drake made me slow dance for the last 40 minutes of Coachella while he sang by a fireplace and because Madonna freaked me out when she was running across the stage yelling "I'm not your bitch" 1w

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ohhmygoddard last day - still on the hunt for a coachella BF and haven't gotten on any shoulders if anyone cares 1w

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ohhmygoddard le boozing w Karl @dkarle 1w

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ohhmygoddard lighten up a little 1w

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ohhmygoddard idk if this is too try hard but it's coachella and like yolo let me live 2w

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ohhmygoddard TASTE THE BASIC RAINBOW 3w

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ohhmygoddard eggnoring my coachella diet 3w

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ohhmygoddard made my way back to the old SCtomping grounds 3w

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ohhmygoddard it was between this and a photo of me stuffing pizza into my mouth at 4 AM with a filter that made me look like an Oompa Loompa 4w

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ohhmygoddard pre-falling asleep while standing at bungalow but post-sharing a drink with Roy Choi @ridingshotgunla 1mon

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ohhmygoddard this photo was supposed to be about @asclavos but somehow it just became about me #WOMENSDAY #GIRLSNOTYETWOMEN 1mon

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ohhmygoddard Brix wanted a selfie--but he doesn't have opposable thumbs so we did it for him 1mon

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ohhmygoddard tbt to when snapchat wasn't a news source, just a nudes source (thx @julietwellz & @lilllyflower for making this v real sweatshirt) 2mon

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ohhmygoddard the only kind of truffle butter anyone should ever be talking about 2mon

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ohhmygoddard is this @callahanland's coming home party or mine? #living 2mon

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ohhmygoddard SQUAD 2mon

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ohhmygoddard matawhore - OLÉ 2mon

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